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Sigh. Seriously, I can barely type. What the fuck? My blood pressure is really gonna love this.

So, Friendster. Let’s dish Friendster, shall we? Sure. In theory, not a bad idea. Network amongst your inner circle, see inside their inner circles, meet other people, etc. And of course, the infusion of homos has turned it into yet another online tricking service (seriously, don’t we have enough?

Have you ever gotten Friendster Add Requests from complete, total strangers who want nothing more from you than to use you to rack up their Friendster odometer? Bizarre.

We interrupt this meaningless ramble to bring you Breaking Easter Weekend News

ATLANTA – About 100 men and women gathered outside Atlanta’s Roman Catholic cathedral Thursday to protest the archbishop’s exclusion of women from the Holy Thursday foot-washing ritual.

We now return to our program, already in progress

Huh? What the–? Just read that news story again and remind yourself it’s 2004. Jesus Christ, pun intended.

So, Friendster. Good things: It’s put me in touch with quite a few people I’ve lost contact with over the years, most recently (today, even) Richard, aka SDavenport from my old Morrissey-Solo.com posting days. Ahhhh, the mid-90s, when the web was new, Morrissey was over and we all took solace at that web refuge.

Morrissey. New single out May 4. New album out May 18. New material I’ve heard is actually pretty good. Can the old girl do it? With a song called “All the Lazy Dykes”, I had hope for the first time in a decade.