Author: Jeff Giles and Jason Hare

Two people, separate rooms Trying to hurt the other Bound together by destiny Is there nothing they won’t do? Will we never see them through?

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The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: One Last Leprechaun Dance

In which we cannot let Jason get away without one last "Last Christmas" massacre...

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The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Santa Cries on Mellowmas Eve

Kids are singing, Santa's crying, and it's all Romeo's Fault...

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The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Leathery Accordion

Our final Mellowmas flashback finds Jason on the streets of New York while Bob Dylan refuses to clear his throat...

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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — The First Fogelmas

Our final "lost" post, featuring the Charlie Brown of Mellow Gold...

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The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Keepin’ Mike’s Chirst in Chirstmas

Jeff: Holiday traditions, Jason. Everyone celebrates them differently. Jason: I personally like to drink gasoline straight from the pump,...

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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Tutoned

Does Tommy Tutone know it's Christmas? Unfortunately, yes he does...

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The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — FTS Speedwagon Vol. 1

Kevin Cronin believes in Santa Claus; we no longer believe in anything...

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The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — HeartBeaten

In which Jason auditions for the one and only Maurice Starr...

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The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: This Really Bows

Keeli is trying too hard for Mellowmas, or possibly actually not trying hard enough...

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The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — A Helicopter Holiday

You knew we'd be revisiting this one, didn't you?...

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The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Debbie’s Last Mellowmas

There are some really dark Christmas songs out there, man...

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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Probably Not Ricky Martin

In which we learn that a missing letter "y" can make a whole lot of difference...

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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Venturamas

In which America robs their own vault for the second time on their own holiday album...

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The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Redrum

In which Shelley Duvall goes completely over the deep end for Christmas...

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The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Ashtray

Santa Claus kissed Beulah, and now the rest of us have to suffer...

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The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas Makes Me Skeevy

The Midwest Merry Makers see you when you're sleeping...

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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Worst Kwanzaa Ever

In which we are envious of Grandma, who got run over by a reindeer...

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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Sensitive Medeirosmas

Because it's not Mellowmas without a scat solo...

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The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: Crazy Train

All aboard the Clip Art Express for Dale Hansen's holiday Elvis "tribute"...

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The Sixth Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Wonderful Christmas Hell

In which the cretinous Jeff Vrabel gets what he so richly deserves...

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The Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Ceteramas

"If a Peter Cetera Christmas album is re-released, does it make a sound?"...

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The Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Rappin’ About Reindeer

Can you love a reindeer with your whole heart? Brother Dave is asking for a friend...

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The Third Day of Mellowmas: Greatest Mellowmas Hits — Vergissmeinnicht!!!

Our first Greatest Hits post digs up a golden Mellowmas oldie from way back in 2008...

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The Second Day of Mellowmas: Lost Mellowmas — Chalupamas

Enjoy the first of our lost "gems" from Mellowmas past, courtesy of C. Cross and T. Bell...

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The First Day of Mellowmas: Gone Pishin’

Birds. Why did there have to be birds?...

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Mellowmas 2015: A Decade From the Depths of Mell

Our annual Mellowmas prelude includes a Very Special Announcement...

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The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Rhymes with Falafel

The ninth Mellowmas ends where the first one started...

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The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: The Great “Last Christmas” Bonanza of 2014

So many covers of "Last Christmas," so little time...

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The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Wilfredo and the Mellowmas Miracle

And you thought we weren't getting a miracle this Mellowmas...

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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: VEIHNACHTEN!

Jason: Weren’t we talking recently about our lack of Mellowmas songs in other languages? Jeff: We totally were. You’re about to...