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Bootleg City: It Is Not Matt Wardlaw’s Destiny to Experience the Triumph of Victory

Robert Cass June 25, 2010 8

In addition to letting perennial electoral bridesmaid Matt Wardlaw write a chapter of my autobiography in exchange for bailing me out of an Arizona jail, I had to agree to give him “equal time”

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Bootleg City: I’ll Need to See Some Identification

Robert Cass June 18, 2010 2

I’d like to start off by apologizing for my absence last week. After deciding to boycott all things Arizona from Bootleg City, I realized I’d never seen the old London Bridge, which is located,

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Bootleg City: Arizona, It Was Nice Knowin’ Ya!

Robert Cass June 4, 2010 21

On April 23 Arizona governor Jan Brewer signed into law the state’s controversial immigration bill, which aims “to identify, prosecute and deport illegal immigrants,” according to the New York Times, and gives police the

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Sugar Water: $#*! You’ll Be Hearing on TV Soon

Robert Cass May 31, 2010 7

On May 12 the American Civil Liberties Union filed two free-speech lawsuits in Scranton, Pennsylvania, defending citizens who were charged with using profanity by local police. Seven days later CBS announced its fall schedule,

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Bootleg City: Crowded Classrooms

Robert Cass May 31, 2010 16

The Bootleg City teacher’s union went on strike this week, delaying the production of this week’s mayoral update. Or is it “teachers’ union?” Or just “teachers union” without any of those…. what do you

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DVD Review: “Pulling John”

Robert Cass May 19, 2010 3

In 1987 Cannon Films, the studio that became (in)famous for churning out low-budget genre fare like The Delta Force and Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, couldn’t convince audiences that the Sylvester Stallone arm-wrestling epic Over

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Bootleg City: Putting the Pedal to the Metal

Robert Cass May 14, 2010 7

Earlier this week I took a group of underprivileged kids to see the first big blockbuster of the summer movie season, Iron Man 2. Or at least they sounded underprivileged — when I pulled

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Bootleg City: Mama Cass (Yo’ Mama Is a Mother From Another City)

Robert Cass May 7, 2010 1

Last week I mentioned that my mom took me to see Chicago in West Germany in 1977 with Matt Wardlaw and his older sister— I mean, his mother. Yes, of course … his mother. But

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Sugar Water: Catholic Church Announces Farewell Tour

Robert Cass April 30, 2010 5

Earlier today I received the following press release in an e-mail. It was also posted on the Vatican’s website but was then mysteriously removed just an hour later. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Rocco De

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