I have created the perfect rock star…one part power pop, one part classic rock and one part alterna-angst. We shall call her:

Alanis Van Morrissey

First single? “You Oughta Know Your Brown-Eyed Girlfriend’s In a Coma”

Note: This joke only sorta works when you pronounce “Van” as van, not “von”.

Morrissey slags another world leader. Nothing new but this actually made the front page of the Drudge Report today, causing Republicans nationwide to stare at their monitors and mutter “Morrissey, who?!?”

Yes, this is me putting off Part Two of the Hollywood Starlet’s Pool Party. Later this week, promise.

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John C. Hughes

John C. Hughes began his Lost in the ’80s blog in 2005 and is now proud to be a member of the Popdose family, where he’s introduced LIT80s’s companions, the obviously named Lost in the ’70s and Lost in the ’90s, alongside the slightly more originally named Why You Should Like…

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