Bottom Feeders: The Ass End of the ’80s, Part 32

I know I said I’d be quitting the intros for a while, but I had to put this all into perspective. I hadn’t thought about the scope of this series since I first agreed to do it, but the other night it kind of hit me and put me into shock.

This is post #32. Usually I get about 20 songs in each post. Which means over the course of this series so far I’ve posted somewhere around 640 songs. 640! That’s a good 50-disc box set there.

Then it hit me that we’re only on the letter F. Take out letters like X and Z and we’re still only about a quarter of the way through the entire series at this point. Again, this is the 32nd week; at this pace we’re looking at 120-plus weeks, total. So by the end we’re talking two years and a few months and probably around 2,500 songs. But the good news is that I still enjoy putting each week’s post together even after eight months of them. Whew.

Well, here’s another disc and a half’s worth of the eventual ultimate Bottom Feeders box set, as we continue looking at songs that charted from 41 to 100 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the 1980s.

Fleetwood Mac
“Sisters of the Moon” — 1980, #86 (download)
“Fireflies” — 1981, #60 (download)
“Family Man” — 1988, #90 (download)
“As Long as You Follow” — 1988, #43 (download)

“Sisters of the Moon” was the last of the four singles released in the U.S. off of Tusk (1979). Someone needs to introduce Kanye West to this one. The beat seems right up his alley for a sample.

“Fireflies” is from Fleetwood Mac Live (1980), written by Stevie Nicks and one of the three tracks recorded in Santa Monica for friends of the band.

“As Long as You Follow” is the only one of the four tracks here that’s still heard on the radio today. It was one of the two new songs on their Greatest Hits album (1988), which is widely thought to be the last album released on eight-track.

I know Lindsey Buckingham is a Popdose favorite, so I’ll let you guys talk about the Buckingham-penned “Family Man,” from 1987’s Tango in the Night, in the comments section.

A Flock of Seagulls
“The More You Live, the More You Love” — 1984, #56 (download)

It’s pretty amazing when you think of how well known A Flock of Seagulls is these days, considering they only had three big U.S. hits — “I Ran (So Far Away),” “Space Age Love Song,” and “Wishing (I Had a Photograph of You).” Of course, half their recognition factor can be credited to those silly haircuts they had in the early ’80s. But hey, any press is good press, right? I mean, these guys will be making money forever off “I Ran.” “The More You Live, the More You Love” was their final charting single in the U.S., and the guitar riff in it sounds almost identical to the one in “Space Age Love Song.”

Flying Lizards
“Money (That’s What I Want)” — 1980, #50 (download)

Here’s another band that could probably live off the residuals from one track for the rest of their lives. Their only hit, a cover of Barrett Strong’s “Money (That’s What I Want),” has been used in countless commercials, movies, and TV shows. It’s another one of those songs that seems to be on every new-wave compilation in America. “Money” peaked at #50 in January 1980 (the second Hot 100 chart of the decade, in fact), then plummeted into the very ass end, where it spent two more weeks before dropping off the charts completely.

Dan Fogelberg
“Believe in Me” — 1984, #48 (download)

“Go Down Easy” — 1985, #80 (download)

“She Don’t Look Back” — 1987, #84 (download)

If I remember nothing else about Dan Fogelberg it’ll be Denis Leary on his No Cure for Cancer disc saying that he should sue Fogelberg for turning him into a pussy in the ‘70s. Normally I too would be saying that Fogelberg made some really shitty music, but I have much less of a problem with him than I probably should based on what you guys know about my taste. I actually think “Go Down Easy” is a pretty good song, and his 1979 album Phoenix is even better despite “Longer” being on it. “She Don’t Look Back” was by far his most rockin’ song to chart, though there was certainly nothing unique about it.

John Fogerty
“Centerfield” — 1985, #44 (download)
“Eye of the Zombie” — 1986, #81 (download)

Here’s yet another song that appears in a million places — “Centerfield” is used so much in so many places that it’s hard to believe it didn’t reach the Top 40. But you listen to the track today and, frankly, it sounds like a novelty song. “Eye of the Zombie” was the uninspired title track from Fogerty’s follow-up to Centerfield; it not only is a mess but has one of the creepiest album covers of the ‘80s.

Foghat
“Stranger in My Hometown” — 1980, #81 (download)

“Stranger in My Hometown” was Foghat’s first real attempt at moving away from their traditional blues-rock sound and more into new wave. From their Tight Shoes album, this certainly doesn’t sound like anything I’d expect from them. After Tight Shoes, the band kept a rotating lineup going, never sticking with the same members for more than two years, until the original lineup reunited in 1993.

Fools
“It’s a Night for Beautiful Girls” — 1980, #67 (download)
“Running Scared” — 1981, #50 (download)

From what I understand, the Fools were pretty damn huge in Boston during their heyday and still tour there pretty regularly. Neither of these songs represented them well, though, as they don’t show their sense of humor or their dirty side. They were known more for their song “Life Sucks … Then You Die” and for a dirty parody of Talking Heads’ “Psycho Killer” called “Psycho Chicken.” In 1985 they rerelased their most successful album, World Dance Party, and included a song on it called “I Love Your Tits.” (They seem to have rereleased it in 2003 as — take a wild guess — World Dance Party 2003.) Quite a different vibe than “Running Scared.”

Steve Forbert
“Say Goodbye to Little Jo” — 1980, #85 (download)

If there’s one area in my collection that needs building up, it’s the Steve Forbert section. The only album of his that I own is Jackrabbit Slim (1979), which includes “Say Goodbye to Little Jo” and his bigger hit “Romeo’s Tune,” which is one of my favorite tracks of the ’70s, despite the fact that it’s almost impossible to listen to on my iPod since the organ is deafening. “Say Goodbye to Little Jo” is an awesome track, and I’m well aware that I need to acquire some more Steve Forbert in the near future.

Force M.D.’s
“Love Is a House” — 1987, #78 (download)

If you spell their name out, you get Force Musical Diversity’s — which sounds even more ridiculous then the shortened moniker they’re known by. “Love Is a House” is a decent “quiet storm” record that went to #1 on the R&B chart.

Foreigner
“Women” — 1980, #41 (download)
“Luanne” — 1982, #75 (download)
“Reaction to Action” — 1985, #54 (download)
“Down on Love” — 1985, #54 (download)
“Heart Turns to Stone” — 1988, #56 (download)

There is absolutely no denying that Foreigner was an absolute fuckin’ force to be reckoned with from the moment they stepped on the scene in 1976 straight through 1987’s Inside Information. I, along with way too many other people, usually just lump these guys together with Styx, Journey, REO Speedwagon, and such as the typical sound of arena rock in the ’80s, but that’s doing them a disservice. Lou Gramm is one of the best rock singers of the entire decade, and even though Foreigner’s big hits got a little bit lighter as the decade went on, they had no shortage of pure rockers. “Women” and “Luanne” maintain a bit of the band’s ’70s sound, while there’s no doubt the other three are ‘80s tunes. “Reaction to Action” is an underrated track that doesn’t quite get the respect it deserves.

QUICK HITS:
Best song — Steve Forbert, “Say Goodbye to Little Jo”
Worst song — The Fools, “Running Scared”

Next week we have two classic R&B artists, Terje Fjelde’s nightmare, and a woman I wouldn’t mind seeing naked (again).

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  • Jon
    Thanks for the Fools, "Night For Beautiful Girls". This song is etched in my memory as a song I used to hear on Rhode Island radio often in the early 80s, along with The Rings, "Let Me Go" which you can now find on youtube! I actually have the 45 for "Life Sucks...". I believe both were regional hits in the Northeast back in the day.
  • I love Lindsey Buckingham, but I can't defend "Family Man." Silly, silly song. Love "As Long As You Follow," though.

    Loved your teaser for next week, too. David Foster and S-S-S-S-Samantha Fox!
  • Old_Davy
    "Family Man" is one of Buckingham's worst songs ever. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

    "Sisters Of The Moon" is one of Stevie's best songs ever.
  • wags
    Couple of nice surprises here with things I've heard a lot -- and I think in the 80s -- that didn't quite make the top 100. Fogerty and the Flying Lizards...

    I definitely commend you for wanting to dig further in with Forbert...

    So... considering you've got two years to secure the deal, I fully expect to see the 100 CD (or more!) box set out in 2010!!!
  • Rob
    I wonder if "As Long As You Follow" represents the only Mac "hit" single without Buckingham or Nicks in the band. (This was after they lef, but Christine McVie was still there).

    Aside from "Sentimental Lady: of course.
  • Well, I think a lot of people lose track of how essential Christine was during the BuckNicks years. Lindsay's experimentalism and Stevie's trips into the woodland glen would have been much too much without Christine's no-nonsense pop, and "As Long As You Follow" is proof of it.

    As for "Sentimental Lady", Bob Welch had to redo it solo to get it to chart, but your point is taken.
  • Jefito and I were talking recently about how we thought Christine McVie was the band's secret weapon. I just love her voice.
  • It's absolutely true, plus she added the sweetness that was Buckingham's yang, while Stevie was being Stevie, presumably snorting something spooky and primeval.
  • breadalbane
    In the US, Fleetwood Mac had hits both pre-and post-Buckingham. From the Peter Green years you've got "Oh Well" (#55 in 1970); from 1990's Buckingham-less "Behind The Mask", you have another McVie number in "Save Me" (#33).

    And of course, Fleetwood Mac being a UK band originally, they had numerous UK hits in 1968/69/70, including the #1 "Albatross" in 1968.

    By the way, count me in on the "Christine McVie as secret weapon" theory. Best proof? The "Say You Will" album. All Lindsay and Stevie (and no Christine) makes Mac a dull band.
  • Eric
    If I'm not mistaken, Stevie Nicks was still in the band when As Long As You Follow was released. In fact, she was in the video for the song.

    Granted, I'm not sure what she actually contributed to the song apart from backing vocals. And even there, it's hard to detect her voice in the mix.
  • Matt
    How about a Battle of the "Family Men"? Fleetwood Mac vs. Hall & Oates vs. Black Flag vs. Nitzer Ebb? (my vote's for Daryl & John, and yes I know it's a Mike Oldfield cover...)
  • Actually, my vote would be for Oldfield. Hearing that song sung by a woman-whoever she was- is...quite creepy.
  • Old_Davy
    That would be Maggie Reilly.
  • Phil
    Hi,

    I have the entire Pop Hot 100 of the 1980s as MP3s. This includes all the lower-charting songs including those getting posted here. The entire collection is about 4430 songs. It is 17GB and fits onto 4 DVD-R or 28 CD-R.

    Anyone interested in the MP3s on data CD-R or DVD-R can E-mail me and let me know the mailing address to send to, I have been sending these out gratis. My E-mail is:

    addicted_to_mp3s@yahoo.com
  • Brian Cleary
    Love the Steve Forbert song. the only Steve Forbert album I own is also jackrabbit Slim. I bought it because I loved Romeo's Tune but the best song by far on the album is: 'Make It All So Real'. A classic album
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