Bottom Feeders: The Ass End of the ’80s, Part 79

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Glad you stopped by for the third week of artists whose names begin with the letter S, as we continue looking at the bottom three-fifths of the Billboard Hot 100 chart during the 1980s.

S-Express
“Theme from S-Express” — 1988, #91 (download)

S-Express totally baffles me. The group name is actually pronounced “S Express” rather than “Sex Press,” which would make much more sense considering the soundscape of this track and that their second record is called Intercourse. But that silliness nonwithstanding, “Theme from S-Express” is one of the first tracks to use sampling this heavy with the main sounds being from Rose Royce’s “Is It Love You’re After” and “Situation” from Yaz.

Paul Shaffer Paul Shaffer
“When the Radio Is On” — 1989, #81 (download)

I admit that I just don’t get Paul Shaffer. I find him annoying and quite lame usually, so there’s no doubt that I think this song is ridiculous. To me, this is such a poor attempt at trying to fit in that it’s almost unlistenable to me. The Fresh Prince does a fine job with his rap, but everything in between, from Paul’s rap to the tone-deaf chorus, screams out lameness to me. And I just read that the album from which this came, Coast to Coast was nominated for a Grammy. Wow.

(Here’s the thing. I’m leaving the paragraph above in its original form and I stand by my comment that I still think it’s a ludicrous song. But it’s bugged me since I wrote it a while back. Everyone seems to like this song. A few friends were excited the track was going to show up and our own Will Harris recently did an interview with Shaffer where he mentioned how much he enjoyed it. Maybe it’s because people just absolutely love the guy and everything he does. I don’t know, and I don’t claim to get it. And I’m not saying my opinion is wrong, but I thought sharing the other side was appropriate in this case since the other side appears to have an extremely strong opinion on the track).

Shakin’ Stevens
“Cry Just a Little Bit” — 1984, #67 (download)

Michael Barrett, a.k.a. Shakin’ Stevens, has had a massive career in the UK, which Wikipedia goes so far as calling him the #1 male solo artist of the ’80s over there. I’ve never heard another song from the guy but I’ve seen pictures of him looking a bit like Elvis (Presley not Costello). If the rest of his catalog is even close to this lost gem though then I’m shocked that this was his only song to hit in the US. This is as pure a pop song as they get.

Shalamar
“Full of Fire” — 1980, #55 (download)
“Make That Move” — 1981, #60 (download)
“A Night to Remember” — 1982, #44 (download)
“Amnesia” — 1984, #63 (download)

Despite 22 songs hitting the R&B charts and 9 crossing over to the Hot 100, I always thought Shalamar never got the credit they deserved. They were three very talented artists that made some of the smoothest funk songs of the decade and changed with the times very well. Unfortunately listening today their music sounds extremely dated and apart from bigger hits like “Second Time Around” and “Dancing in the Sheets” they don’t really have that many memorable songs, so maybe I was wrong. I mean, if you know “Amnesia” I give you massive props, because every time I hear it, it’s like the first time. However a track like “A Night to Remember” probably should have been a much bigger at the time. If nothing else they deserve recognition for giving the world Jody Watley as she had much more memorable songs in her three year run at the end of the decade.

Shannon
“Give Me Tonight” — 1984, #46 (download)
“Do You Wanna Get Away” — 1985, #49 (download)

Ah, the beloved Shannon. I don’t know why, but Shannon gets a lot of respect in ’80s circles. “Let the Music Play” was a great song, but “Give Me Tonight” was virtually a clone, and “Do You Wanna Get Away” was quite dull, despite all three songs hitting #1 on the dance charts. And that’s pretty much all she had.

Feargal Sharkey
“A Good Heart” — 1986, #74 (download)

Back in October we did a series on scary music to celebrate Halloween. You want to talk scary? How about a guy named Feargal and a debut album with a cover that looks like someone ran over his face and hollowed out his eyes. On the other hand, you know what’s funny? The fact that “A Good Heart” (written by Maria McKee about her relationship with Heartbreaker Benmont Tench) was the first track on his debut record and the second track “You Little Thief” was written by Tench about his relationship with McKee. Ha.

220px-TommyShawTommy Shaw
“Lonely School” — 1984, #60 (download)
“Remo’s Theme (What If)” — 1985, #81 (download)
“Ever Since the World Began” — 1988, #75 (download)

Tommy Shaw looks a lot like David Spade these days, doesn’t he? Anyway, I always dug Styx. Maybe way more than I was supposed to (if I wasn’t supposed to) and Tommy Shaw’s first two solo records, Girls with Guns (1984) and What If? (1986), are pretty damn good in their own right. Styx had split up because Dennis DeYoung wanted to keep getting more theatrical and Shaw and others wanted to go with more of a rock feel instead. “Remo’s Theme” certainly has an early ’80s Styx feel to it but both “Lonely School” and especially “Ever Since the World Began” are perfect segues into his next band, Damn Yankees. The latter could fit right up against their #3 hit, “High Enough.”

Jules Shear
“Steady” — 1985, #57 (download)

Jules Shear has been making music since 1976 and continues to release albums, albeit with no commercial success. I’ve never been a fan of “Steady” (cowritten with Cyndi Lauper) mainly because I don’t like his voice, but a lot of the songs he’s written for others are great: “All Through the Night” for Ms. Lauper, “If She Knew What She Wants” by the Bangles, and a few for ‘Til Tuesday (he was dating Aimee Mann for a while).

Sheila
“Little Darlin’” — 1981, #49 (download)

Sheila took a different path to this release. She is a French pop singer and sung mostly in her native tongue for the majority of the ’70s. She then went the disco route and took the moniker of Sheila & B. Devotion while having her 1980 King of the World album produced by Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards (you know, Nile Rodgers has come up like a half-dozen times in the last month. He’s quickly replacing the Arthur Baker sightings). Then she went “solo” for “Little Darlin’” the semi-rock title track from her 1981 release which is very tough to locate. Then she went back to singing in French exclusively. Phew.

T.G. Sheppard
“Only One You” — 1982, #68 (download)
“Finally” — 1982, #58 (download)
“Make My Day” — 1984, #62 (download)

It’s a shame that Sheppard’s biggest crossover record “I Loved ‘Em Every One” hit #37 in 1981 as that’s really the gem in his catalog. He pretty much had 2-3 country hits off every album he released in the decade and was able to make four poppy enough to hit the Hot 100. “Only One You” is the best one here, though you could make a case for “Make My Day” which of course features Clint Eastwood’s famous phrase as Dirty Harry in Sudden Impact.

Sherbs
“I Have the Skill” — 1981, #61 (download)

The Sherbs were known as Sherbet in the ’70s and were pretty huge in Australia. After changing their name to Highway for a US release and then changing again to the Sherbs after Highway didn’t go anywhere, they got a hit in America with “I Have the Skill”. The song peaked at #61, the same spot in which their lone Sherbet hit “Howzat” peaked in 1976.

Sheriff
“When I’m With You” — 1983, #61 (download)

sheriff Lighters up everybody. Here’s yet another case of a song being re-released later in the decade and becoming a hit, though this one is slightly different. The straight up re-release of “When I’m With You” was in 1988 not 1989 like virtually every other one from the decade and this can actually be pinpointed back to a Las Vegas DJ named Jay Taylor who loved the song and played it on his nightly show. The song vaulted up the charts, the album was rereleased and the track went all the way to #1 — all supposedly without any knowledge of this by the band. If you check out the website of singer Freddy Curci, you’ll also want to take note that the note at the end of the song is in the Guiness Book of World Records as the longest held note. And many thanks to that DJ because Curci and guitarist Steve DeMarchi then decided to get back together and form the wonderfully sappy Alias.

QUICK HITS
Best song: Shakin’ Stevens, “Cry Just a Little Bit”
Worst song: Paul Shaffer, “When the Radio Is On”

TOP 40 ONLY
Charlie Sexton (1), Phil Seymour (1), Shana (1), Del Shannon (1)

Next week we might have the most songs in one post that you’ve never heard of. That’s a selling point, right?

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  • WHarrisBullzEye
    RE: "When the Radio Is On," your own Will Harris promptly dropped the ball and missed your kind opportunity to contribute a paragraph in defense of this song to the piece, so I'll go ahead and add my comments here. I can see why you might not dig Paul Shaffer's own vocal contributions to the song, since I don't think even HE would claim that he can compete with the other people he corralled for the track, but I love the blend of doo-wop and hip-hop that he's got working here, and I think the chorus is catchy as hell. But, really, just getting Dion into the Top 100 again was an accomplishment worthy of praise, as far as I'm concerned.

    A few other random comments about this week's list:

    * I've got to second your opinion about the facelessness of Shalamar's "Amnesia," but those other three tracks are pretty damned good. I might have to look into a best-of collection from them.

    * I love me some Feargal Sharkey. His solo work never touched anything he did with the Undertones, but I still like it for what it is. That said, I've never heard his third solo album, "Songs from the Mardi Gras." Anyone else? Is it any good?

    * I'm guessing that Tommy Shaw's "Remo's Theme (What If)" has some connection to the impetuously-titled "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins," but this is the first time I've ever heard it. Wow, nice pop song, Tommy!

    * Jules Shear was a god of '80s music. And he's still pretty good today, too.

    * Oh, my God, I have just had some fierce WCMS flashbacks while listening to T.G. Sheppard's "Only One You." My dad used to have the country radio crankin' whenever we went somewhere in his pickup truck, and although I'd totally forgotten this song, it all just came rushing back.

    * And, lastly, I actually picked up a Sherbs album through eMusic not long ago. Great stuff if you like that heavy keyboard sound of '80s AOR pop/rock.
  • Will, I HIGHLY recommend getting a Shalamar best-of (there are several out there...they all do the trick). I have a;; except one of the five studio albums from their most successful lineup (Howard Hewett/Jeffrey Daniel/Jody Watley). Almost all of them are quite good, as far as early Eighties pop/soul goes. Terribly underrated, they are. And let's not forget that Shalamar's Jeffrey Daniel danced in Michael Jackson's "Bad" and "Smooth Criminal" videos AND taught MJ the moonwalk (and performed it first also, go on Youtube and check out him performing it on Top of the Pops in '82).
  • ccsuperchris
    Completely agree with you about Shalamar!

    And to go even further, Jody Watley's been making damn good albums long after the 80's and 90's. Any fan of her early stuff should seriously check out "Midnight Lounge"...her music has progressed with the times and is awesome. She also just released a new album called "The Makeover" with new tracks along with "makeovers" of some of her (and others') big hits. Totally underrated. (I have been and continue to be a huge fan, as you might have guessed)!
  • David_E
    "What If" on mp3???? (Faints, grinning)

    .... Thanks, Dave! Thanks, Jeff! This is the bestest Thanksgiving EVER!
  • David_E
    (Wakes up from fainting, sees "Make My Day") OMYGOD, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE! (Faints again, smiling. Again.)
  • Bill's Music Forum
    Shaw's "Ever Since the World Began" is a cover - it was originally written by Survivor and appeared on their "Eye of the Tiger" record. Fantastic song, no matter who performs it.
  • walloffsound
    yeah @ Bill ... and i only knew abt it some weeks back ... from PopDose lol ...
    had all the while tot it was Shaw's original :p
  • EightE1
    True dat. Had it played at my wedding. GREAT song.
  • walloffsound
    Shakin' Stevens ...
    i guessed you folks in America were somewhat lucky to be 'deprived' of him lol ...
    back here in Singapore, our radio stations (you could count them on 1 hand then) staple were mainly from the US & the UK ...
    i'd cringed whenever i heard his songs on the radio ...
    his biggest hit over here was "Because I Love You" (not to be confused with Stevie B's Because I Love You (The Postman Song) though it surprisingly didnt even make it into the UK Top 10 ...
    having said that though, the bloke's got quite a few good songs ... "Merry Christmas Everyone" ... and oh, one other ... "You Drive Me Crazy" ... yes Mr Barrett, you still do after all these years ... "you drive me cra ...a ... zy"
  • "Give Me Tonight" is admittedly not a great tune, but it was Latin freestyle a good three to four years before it was trendy to do Latin freestyle, and that's the earliest use of the orchestra hit I've ever heard.

    I'm totally with you when it comes to Jules Shear's voice, but as Will will tell you, the man did a heartbreaking cover of "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore."

    And I have your back on that Paul Shaffer song. Lame.

    When my wife and I compiled our Wedding Album (we made a mix disc for our guests), she insisted that "A Good Heart" be included. I was only happy to oblige.
  • We also made a mix discs for our guests. We made it their place cards - went over very well. Had 4 different mixes. People were requesting the other three after the wedding. One of my finest moments in Mixtapes...er, mixcds.
  • "...if you know 'Amnesia' I give you massive props, because every time I hear it, it’s like the first time."

    You can't imagine we were gonna let you get away with that one.
  • Haha. Excellent catch sir.
  • kingofgrief
    What's your source for "Theme From S'Express"? I've noticed a discrepancy in the samples from the US 12" and some versions I'd hear at clubs (imports, I'd wager). The voices intoning "Enjoy this trip...", "no, that's good" and the Spanish count-up are different on your mix from those on the American maxi-single. At least they kept Karen Finley intact (although they scissored one of her soundbites for the 7"/radio version).

    I was under the impression that "Cry Just a Little Bit" was a cover. I guess it just sounds that vintage. I saw the video a few times in the 80s, supposedly it had to be re-edited for UK broadcast because of a prominent box of Kellogg's Corn Flakes in a kitchen scene. The Brits don't embrace product placement as blatantly as we.

    I love "A Good Heart" and would also recommend "Never Never", the single our Feargal released with The Assembly, a collaboration with a post-Yazoo, pre-Erasure Vince Clarke and Eric Radcliffe (of Upstairs at... fame). Get the extended mix if you can, it's deliciously mopey. (I'll let the more-informed school you on the Undertones, but "Teenage Kicks" is a given.)

    For an awesome Jules Shear cut, pick thee up "Whispering Your Name", from his Todd Rundgren-produced Watch Dog album ('83). By coincidence, it was covered in the 90s by...Alison Moyet! This week's post is FULLA Yazoo connections (and not bad ones, either)!

    Man, how cool was/is T.G. Sheppard? Fourteen #1s on the country chart, pals with Elvis, and the most successful country artist for Motown (his first two chart-toppers were released through their Melodyland label). Here's another candidate for the comprehensive-anthology wishlist.

    I rescued that Sherbs album from the clearance-bin discards at work this summer. Think I tossed it back, as "I Have the Skill" was the only song that nudged my interest.

    I've got to run, as I'm due to take a bow on White Label Wednesday, but I leave you yet again with an honorable mention to the Top 40 Only roster.

    Happy Feast of Black Friday Eve, all!
  • There's a ton of versions of "S-Express" out there. I've heard it in probably 5 or 6 different versions over the years. My MP3s don't come from the actual records in my collection so I give you what I have on the source. When I can, I may check the times on the single to see if they match, but I can't do that for every one.

    I thought originally that the Shakin' Stevens song was a cover as well - I mean, "Cry Just A Little Bit" has been used in variations over the years - the title itself screams that it's a cover - though it's not.
  • Wow, this week reminded me how I discovered Popdose, and thus this column, in the first place! I was looking for what songs were sampled in Theme From S'Express, and found this: http://popdose.com/lost-in-the-80s-sexpress/ I also wanted to add my 2 cents about the "overdrive" sample from the extended mix of Stacey Q's "Two Of Hearts", but apparently didn't. ;) I see they were wrong about the Rose Royce sample, and hearing "Is It Love You're After" is a revelation! I never would have thought that synthesized sound was from an old disco track! (And of course, I love me some S'Express, from which one hit wonder Sonique burst forth. LOVE their track "Superfly Guy" even more.)

    And speaking of old disco tracks, I only discovered Shalamar with "Dead Giveaway", and then Jody Watley disappeared. It took me awhile to realize that she was the lady in the "Dead Giveaway" video once she began her solo career. Delisa Davis was a poor replacement, and the band went downhill from there. (And yes, I remember "Amnesia" LOL) I have since happily explored their catalog and realize how important Ms. Watley was to their sound.

    And of course I love Shannon, and have followed her career. I do agree that her songs, especially "Give Me Tonight" and "Do You Wanna Get Away", as well as my other faves "My Heart's Divided" and "Stop The Noise", stuck to the "Let The Music Play" formula far too much, but I loved them all equally, and she did try to change the sound on her third album, which ended up killing her career. But, as already mentioned, the sound was considered a pioneering track in the freestyle genre (though I've always considered it more electro-funk than Latin freestyle), so her reverence is well deserved IMO.

    And speaking of hot electro-funk songs, the only Jules Shear song I like is "When Love Surges", a departure from his usual humdrum. And I can't believe that Feargal Sharkey's "A Good Heart" was not top ten? That song was played non-stop back in the day, and surprisingly sounds better than I remember. OK, I'm done. Great week, though!
  • brettalan
    I saw Sheriff open for The Kinks in 1983; it was announced as their first American show ever. I hated them, as did seemingly much of the crowd, and I lived in some fear that they'd become big stars. Eventually I read that they had broken up, and I felt very, very relieved. Little did I suspect that that wouldn't stop them from still having a number one hit. Yeesh. I will admit I liked some of the Alias stuff, though.

    The only opening act I've ever seen get a worse reception than Sheriff? That would be the Undertones opening for Joe Jackson at a Six Flags park in 1980. So it's fitting that you have Feargal Sharkey (lead singer of the Undertones) here too.

    And I'm one who loves "When The Radio Is On". I think it's wonderfully catchy and I love the mix of doo-wop and hip-hop, although I know Shaffer's voice isn't great. I know I've read other people who hate it, though.
  • So now we've graduated from S-h to S-i, and I have a sneaking suspicion next week's column is going to hurt.
  • I find myself digging that S-Express song quite a bit. Shannon has been a staple of my DJ sets practically since I started.

    Can't say anything bad about Tommy Shaw. I've loved Styx since I was in preschool, and I'm friends with his daughter, haha. I can't say I've ever listened to his solo material, but I liked "high Enough" even though I HATE HATE HATE Ted Nugent.

    Sheriff. haha, come on. Awful. but I'll be damned if I wasn't singing along just now waiting for that record breaking note, haha
  • JCC
    Well, it's become a catchphrase around my household so here it goes:

    "SUCK IT, TOMMY SHAW!"

    Love the Popedose...
  • JCC
    And of course I've misspelled "Popdose". Fantastic.
  • Popedose might be a decent read as well.

    Thanks
  • Ray
    VERY big Shalamar fan... definitely deserved more success than they achieved (although they fared quite well in England in the early 80s). Good call with "A Night To Remember"... Jody Watley and Howard Hewitt did a great job sharing lead vocals on alternating verses, and how can you NOT love that very nicely done key change after the second chorus (about 2 minutes into the song). Apparently the Brits knew something we didn't know here in the States, because it made it all the way up to #5 on their charts back in '82.
  • JonCummings
    When I lived in NYC during the early-mid-'90s, I would go to a Jules Shear gig any chance I got (and there were several). As odd as his recordings have always been, he makes really, truly moving music in concert--plus, he was Jon Brion before Jon Brion was Jon Brion (with the guest stars and the instrumental genius and whatnot--I defy anybody to play guitar the freaky way Jules does, with that thumb on the frets). It's a real shame that none of Jules' duets with Shawn Colvin from her Bottom Line gigs of late '93 made it onto the Cover Girl album. Those were two special nights, even though the album that came out of them was only OK.

    Besides his amazing songs, Jules earns his place in rock history for breaking up with Aimee Mann--because if he hadn't, we never would have gotten Til Tuesday's "Everything's Different Now" album, which is one of my very favorites. Ever.
  • eddie_w
    I'm with you, Jon - "Everything's Different Now" is fantastic and one of my favorites too. I remember when I finally made the switch from cassettes to CDs in the 1990s that was one of the harder albums in my collection to find (I think it may have been out of print at that point). In any case, it took a whole lot of trips to a whole lot of used CD stores before I was able to get my hands on a copy (but so worth it).
  • stephenbierce
    S-Express used to confuse the heck out of me because I thought it was a reference to the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical "Starlight Express" and I was wondering what that house hiphop stuff had to do with a train race.
  • Don Karnage
    I always liked "Do You Wanna Get Away" by Shannon. My brother had the 12" single and played it a lot. Yeah, the verses are clunky, but the chorus is killer. I think part of the reason I liked it was this. If this guy really IS looking to get away to somewhere where "there's no care or a worry", and Shannon, despite being his "lover", isn't even sure about this...maybe SHE's what he wants to get away from. And I liked the idea of him longing to ditch her, only to find her making plane and hotel reservations his getaway...for two.

    I read a lot more into pop lyrics than is probably healthy.
  • Haha! I was a DJ in high school and snagged "Amnesia" the minute it came out, thinking Shalamar would build on the success of "Dancing in the Sheets." My enthusiasm got the best of me, and I thought it was going to be a huge hit. I'm actually surprised it got up to #63. It bombed at the high school dances.
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