Bottom Feeders: The Rock End of the ’80s, Part 35

Dave Steed January 12, 2011 19

Another week of Bottom Feeders and another complete letter of the alphabet as we get all of the letter N this week — and it’s a very eclectic group too. Enjoy more tracks from the Billboard rock charts that failed to cross over onto the Hot 100.

Nazareth
“Love Leads To Madness” 1982, #19 (download)

Yuck. By the time 1982’s 2XS rolled around, Nazareth were a shell of their former selves and the album spawned just this tepid AOR junk. The album did boast some decent riffs courtesy of Bottom Feeders frequenter, Billy Rankin. However, overall it was a picture of a group that was starting to tail off.

Youssou N’Dour
“Shakin’ the Tree” 1989, Modern Rock #9 (download)

I really don’t know anything about Youssou N’Dour beyond the fact that Peter Gabriel is a big fan. The original version of “Shakin’ the Tree” has more traditional African rhythms and didn’t feature Gabriel, but when Peter jumped in and replaced N’Dour’s vocals with his as well as adding a higher pop quotient, the song became much more radio friendly.

New Order
“Fine Time” 1989, Modern Rock #3 (download)

New Order is another group that probably would have had a page to themselves had the modern rock chart started earlier in the decade. Either way, “Fine Time” is a fantastic song off Technique, their final album of the decade. The version here is the 7” edit which chops off about 1:15 from the album version.

Stevie Nicks
“Edge of Seventeen (Just Like the White Winged Dove)” (Live) 1982, #26 (download)
“Enchanted” 1983, #12 (download)
“I Will Run To You” 1983, #35 (download)
“Nothing Ever Changes” 1983, #19 (download)
“Violet and Blue” 1984, #19 (download)
“Long Way To Go” 1989, #11 (download)

Man, was I shocked to see a total of 16 hits for Stevie Nicks on the rock charts. She only had four albums in the decade and despite the fact that she’s had a very successful solo career I think of her more of the Fleetwood Mac front woman. I like her solo albums too, I mean The Wild Heart is a killer record. Interestingly enough though, I guess I like it more as a whole because just listening to “Enchanted,” “I Will Run To You” and “Nothing Ever Changes” as standalone songs here, they don’t quite hit me like I remember. Actually, the only one that does was the one off live single of “Edge of Seventeen” which has a bit of fire to it. “Violet & Blue” is one that you don’t hear very often – a single off the Against the Odds soundtrack.

Night Ranger
“Rumours in the Air” 1984, #26 (download)
“Reason To Be” 1989, #48 (download)

“Rumours in the Air” comes from Midnight Madness so I’m surprised it’s really remembered at all as it certainly didn’t fare as well as what that album was known for producing - “Sister Christian.” It’s a pretty typical sound for the record though – not better than “(You Can Still) Rock in America” but worth a second listen. I can do without “Reason To Be” although it still is one of the few redeemable moments on ‘89s Man in Motion.

Willie Nile
“Golden Down” 1981, #55 (download)

This is the only song I’ve ever heard from Willie Nile but based on this very Springsteen sounding rhythm and the words I’ve read about him, he might have had a legit shot at “making it” had record companies not taken a decade away from him. He released two critically acclaimed solo records in the early ‘80s and then couldn’t release another for a decade thanks to record company bullshit. “Golden Down” is a great song and since this was only the beginning of his career, you have to think he hadn’t hit his peak yet. Nile is still putting out albums sparingly though over the last four years he’s released three of them – prolific for him.

Nine Inch Nails
“Down In It” 1989, Modern Rock #16 (download)

I always love going back and listening to Pretty Hate Machine as it’s so different from the rest of Trent Reznor’s work. It’s certainly no transition like Ministry made from a pure synth pop group to harsh industrial but it’s still quite different when you listen to Broken next. Of course Pretty Hate Machine is a classic and “Down In It” is a great song to start off a career with.

Nitzer Ebb
“Control I’m Here” 1989, Modern Rock #25 (download)

“Control I’m Here” is one of Nitzer Ebb’s most recognizable songs in America as it was the highest charting rock song for them. They had better success in the club with “Join in the Chart” and “Fun To Be Had” but “Control” was the one played on rock radio. This is one of the moments where I wish I had a better memory, to think back to the days where this was on the radio and what it was played between. I can’t imagine how this fit into any rock playlist. Though maybe it was played after “Down in It.” That would totally make sense.

Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
“Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two Headed Love Child” 1989, Modern Rock #16 (download)

A great take off on “Great Balls of Fire” you’ve got Nixon and Gibson “stark raving naked in the fornication nation.” We confirm that “Rick Astley is a panty waste” and that Spuds McKenzie and Debbie Gibson never got it on, “they only watched TV.” It’s good to have a little fun in this series now and again.

The Northern Pikes
“Things I Do For Money” 1987, #37 (download)

I just don’t get the draw to this song. “Things I Do For Money” is incredibly boring musically and the lyrics are kind of stupid. Virgin records certainly heard something though as this was from their major label debut, Big Blue Sky.

John Norum
“Back on the Streets” 1988, #34 (download)

Although he’s not one of the more recognizable names in the world of ‘80s arena rock guitarists, John Norum gave us “The Final Countdown.” Yep, he was lead guitarist for Europe until he decided to quit mid-tour during the peak of Europe’s success. He then went solo and let off with an underrated solo album which featured this track, the better version of “Back on the Street” which was written by Kiss guitarist Vinnie Vincent and released by the VV Invasion just a year earlier.

Aldo Nova
“Monkey On Your Back” 1983, #12 (download)

The more I listen to Aldo Nova, the more I feel he got the shaft. He’s a total shredder and released some pretty great rock tracks like “Monkey On Your Back.” “Fantasy” is one of those great tracks that you know for sure but need someone to remind you who recorded it.

Novo Combo
“Up Periscope” 1981, #43 (download)
“Tattoo” 1982, #42 (download)

When I hear the name Novo Combo I think of lots of keys, new-wave, Heaven 17 sounding stuff. Even though I know what’s coming, I’m still always shocked to hear this brand of power pop coming through my stereo. The name just doesn’t match the sound. But the sound is good! Both “Up Periscope” and “Tattoo” were both on their self-titled debut. Tell me “Up Periscope” couldn’t be a Police song?

The band featured Pete Hewlett who would later go on to be in Billy Joel’s band, Stephen Dees who put in some work with Hall & Oates and Tony Carey as well as drummer Michael Shrieve.

Ted Nugent
“The Flying Lip Lock” 1981, #36 (download)
“Jailbait” 1981, #56 (download)
“Land of a Thousand Dances” 1981, #47 (download)
“Tied Up In Love” 1984, #41 (download)
“Little Miss Dangerous” 1986, #22 (download)

I still can’t quite believe that Ted Nugent was in the Damn Yankees, but that really has nothing to do with these tracks. The first three are live tracks from the absolutely blistering rock and roll headfuck known as Intensities in 10 Cities. I don’t recall seeing too many other times where three tracks from a live album charted so it’s a testament to how great it was.

After 1980’s Scream Dream though, it was all downhill for the Nuge. It’s tough to find more than two or three good tracks from each album going forward. “Tied Up In Love” is one of those two or three off Penetrator though – probably the best track of the period for him. “Little Miss Dangerous” is sad though.

Quick Hits
Best Song: Nine Inch Nails, “Down In It”
Worst Song: Ted Nugent, “Little Miss Dangerous”

Also appeared in the Hot 100
Naked Eyes (1): “Always Something There To Remind Me”
Graham Nash (1): “Innocent Eyes”
Nena (1): “99 Luftballons”
Ivan Neville (1): “Not Just Another Girl”
Randy Newman (1): “It’s Money That Matters”
New Order (1): “Round & Round”
Juice Newton (1): “Angel of the Morning”
Stevie Nicks (10): “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” “Edge of Seventeen” “Leather and Lace” “Stand Back” “If Anyone Falls” “Nightbird” “Talk To Me” “I Can’t Wait” “Rooms on Fire”
Night Ranger (10) “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me” “Sing Me Away” “You Can Still Rock in America” “Sister Christian” “When You Close Your Eyes” “Sentimental Street” “Four in the Morning” “Goodbye” “The Secret of My Success” “I Did It For Love”
Aldo Nova (1): “Fantasy”

  • KingP

    No doubt about it. Aldo Nova is badass, and should in no way be ashamed of any of his videos – including the one for “Fantasy” wherein he destroys a garage door/fence thingie with the sheer power of rock; or the one shown here that features an actual monkey. He also provided some hot licks for Blue Oyster Cult’s “Revolution by Night,” which are pretty sweet.

    Also, does anyone remember this video showing up in some PBS kid’s show that aired videos with subtitles highlighting verbs and nouns (or some other cerebral pretense)? I seem to remember it and Nick Lowe’s “Half a Boy” appearing in that context. Or maybe not.

    While I’m hallucinating, I can also dimly recall a stupid episode of Miami Vice that may or may not have actually featured the Nuge in the role of the heavy, along with liberal use of “Little Miss Dangerous.”

  • David_E

    Allow me to be the first to tell you that “Tattoo” couldn’t be a Police song.
    :)

    Now, “Up Periscope,” however …

  • Anonymous

    I think the big surprises this week can be found in the Hot 100 crossover roster. “Always Something There to Remind Me”? “Angel of the Morning”? I can’t hear either one in a rock-radio scenario, though I want to say “Promises, Promises” made those rounds in Houston.

    New Order is a standout case for a Dance Bottom Feeders edition; if not a Steed production, then by someone in the ‘dose pool (yoo-hoo, Medsker). I was halfway expecting Technique‘s “Vanishing Point” to show up here; it became a substantial airplay/club hit for H-town and I guess only for H-town.

    I read an article on Wille Nile back in the ’90s that touched on his headaches with the major-label machinery. If I remember correctly, Pete Townshend was quoted as being a fan, but I could be fuzzy.

    The only non-PHM NIN in my collection is the “Closer” single (in 2-disc UK form); I’m just not into the direction Reznor’s taken though I give him credit for bringing that style to the mainstream in bigger ways than anyone else. It’s kinda strange to see a 1989 copyright on that album, but then again, how many people consider “My Sharona” a product of the ’80s?

    I would have also guessed Nitzer Ebb could benefit from a dance edition of BF, but a glance at their discography on Wikipedia only shows three qualifying entries (four if you count “Control I’m Here”). Still, substantial enough, eh?

    Mojo Nixon offered the bulk of his catalog for free via AmazonMP3 last year. I grabbed everything I didn’t have, including Root Hog or Die. I once read that Ms. Gibson threatened to write a song for Mojo in retaliation, wonder if that ever happened. (And where’s “(619) 239-KING”?)

    I can see Novo Combo making the cut for my BFR N-Z special, but that’ll have to wait as we have the A-M edition to deal with…and that can be heard Tuesday, January 18 from 1-3 PM Central at http://kpft.org. More info on the show (and a link to yesterday’s special featuring a live phone chat with Andy Bell of Erasure) can be found at http://fbook.me/soundawake. Thus endeth the shameless shill.

  • Anonymous

    I remember that PBS show, but I can’t recall any Aldo Nova being used. “Monkey on Your Back” would have made sense with its anti-drug message…they once aired an interview with Mike Rutherford in which he dismissed recreational drug use.

  • sfa3

    Most important question of the day: Did you win the $1022 M’Cool record?

  • sfa3

    Sorry, I mean $1082

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    Oh lord, went backwards on that one, didn’t I. I’ll have to edit that one. :)

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    Shameless. Shameless.

    If Deborah did retaliate, I’d love to hear it. And if she could come by and play it in some skimpy outfit, I’d love it even more.

    I would be very happy to do the dance edition but I think I’ve mentioned it hear before – I would only do it if I had all the songs and my lord, some of them are impossible to find.

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    If it was $1022 it would have been mine. $1082 was not unfortunately. I was in a bidding war at the end and someone else got the final one in as time ran out.

    Good news though is, the three I’ve seen have went for $2,200, $1,800 and now $1000. If a 4th one comes up any time, maybe that will be below that $1K bar. A grand for two songs….never thought I’d do that but I was bidding.

  • Chris

    I actually still own this LP … was one of my favorites back then.

  • Chris

    I actually still own this LP … was one of my favorites back then.

  • Anonymous

    Ah, Deborah. I was most likely the only 17-year-old in the area code that owned both the first Velvet Underground album and Out of the Blue. Even self-styled misfits have hormones.

    The dance edition could (and should) be a collaborative effort. I’m sure Medsker, Frank and I could pony up some files, along with some of the other “Danceteria types” (to quote the Milkmen) who frequent these pages. The question is: do you have this, and would you be willing to type up a list of filed you need?

  • Anonymous

    And I was so looking forward to hearing “American Humor” at last.

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    Yes, I have that. Right now no such list exists. However I am working on my list for the Adult chart to see how feasible that is.

  • Anonymous

    The AC End of the ’80s? Sounds Mellow Goldelicious!

  • Elysium

    Smile, I was wondering what was going to happen after we hit Z.

  • smf2271

    Wow, “Monkey On Your Back” is awesome. I literally do not think I had heard it in 25 years. Dare I say it’s an even better track than “Fantasy.” I seem to recall it getting real heavy promotion in a commercial on MTV at the time along with Saga’s “The Flyer,” which must have been on the same record label (will we be hearing from Saga in a couple months?). Neither were very big hits, alas, but at least this track should’ve been. Were we just not ready for a pop-metal anti-drug anthem yet? I think this track may have been a couple years ahead of its time.

    And speaking of awesome pop-metal, “Rumours In The Air” hasn’t aged one bit for me.

  • Anonymous

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_Sounds
    That show had some pretty darned good taste in music.
    I think there were two Miami Vice episodes. One titled “Little Miss Dangerous” about a former hooker who went killing johns, and another with Nuge, in which Crockett’s first Ferrari gets blown to smithereens.

  • Jack

    TED NUGENT IS A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE!

    Please see the below link:
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0ad_1248585814

    We must stop this scumb@g before he does this to another child.
    @kingofgrief:disqus 
    In his song Wang Dang he describes his insationable lust for children:

    And the lyrics to his “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” song:That Nadine, what a teenage queenShe come to town; she be foolin’ aroundShe lookin’ so clean, especi’lly down in between; what I likeIt’s all rightWang Dang Sweet PoontangA puttin’ me down as a rock-and-roll clownWang dang, what a sweet poontangA shakin’ my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bellDown on the street you know she can’t be beatShe’s so sweet when she yanks on my meatWhat the hellWang Dang Sweet Poontang