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The Great Gross-Off: Three-Way Breakfast Cereal Battle Royale!
The Great Gross-Off is probably my oldest Web series, and also my most infrequent, so I won’t blame any of you for not remembering that when I started it — way, way back in
Read More »Random Play: The Hostess Chocodile
Twinkie dipped in chocolate, or dessert of the gods? In her latest Random Play, Robin Monica Alexander sings the praises of the Chocodile
Read More »The Great Gross-Off: Cupcake Pebbles
If you know anything about dessert, you know cupcakes are the hottest thing around, and have been for years. Wherever you look, cupcakes are huge — often literally, what with all the kits you
Read More »Product Review: Heritage Dr. Pepper
In his solo hit “Heart of the Matter,” Don Henley famously sang that “if you keep carryin’ that anger, it’ll eat you up inside.” While I’m all for forgiveness where deserved, I’m also all
Read More »The Great Gross-Off: Taco Bell’s Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito
Ever looked at a burrito and thought, "That could use some potatoes"? Taco Bell is one step ahead of you -- and Matt Wardlaw has braved its starchy depths
Read More »The Great Gross-Off: Boston Cream Pie Toaster Strudels Edition
It’s long been claimed as the official dessert of Boston, but it was created by a French chef — so even if you’ve never actually eaten one, you know the Boston cream pie has
Read More »The Great Gross-Off: M&M’s Premiums Edition
Dear Everyone Who Ever Said I’d Never Amount to Anything: Suck it. Do you see what I have here? You do? Let me spell it out for you anyway: I have a box of
Read More »The Great Gross-Off: Chocolate Mix Skittles Edition
Ah, Skittles. Remember that good old-fashioned rainbow of fruit flavors? Remember when it just came in that friendly red package, and you could eat a full three-quarters of the bag before you started to
Read More »The Great Gross-Off: Java Pop (Hazelnut) Edition
When I saw that our beloved leader, Mr. Giles, had revived this feature, my heart leapt with joy. “At last!” I thought. “A legitimate excuse for eating and drinking really weird shit!” Of course,
Read More »The Great Gross-Off: Snickers Adventure Bar Edition
Welcome back to the Great Gross-Off! Those of you who weren’t loyal Jefitoblog readers may not remember this series — Lord knows I’ve let it lie dormant long enough — but it was a
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