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week boy-ar-dee: chili cheese dog twistaroni
So. We meet again, my fat, toque-headed nemesis: I won’t lie to you — yesterday’s Boyarxperiment hurt me, and hurt me bad. Judging from the way my hands were trembling as I opened today’s
Read More »week boy-ar-dee: pepperoni pizzazaroli
Yes. Fucking Pepperoni Pizzazaroli: You would think “Pepperoni Pizza Ravioli” would be good enough, or even “Pepperoni Pizzaroli,” but no. They had to add another Z in there, to make it a little more
Read More »week boy-ar-dee: cheesy nacho twistaroni
Behold! Isn’t modern technology wonderful? They’ve taken cheesy nacho, combined it with pasta, and put it in a can. Convenience at its best! They’ve even given us an easy-off, no-can-opener-necessary lid! The Boy had
Read More »the GREAT CEREAL GROSS-OFF: Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Fudge Ripple edition
I realize it’s been a long time since I did an entry on some new piece of dumb junk food, but our nation’s beloved conglomerates seem to have put a freeze on that sort
Read More »the GREAT CEREAL GROSS-OFF: Kellogg’s Mini Swirlz Fudge Ripple edition
I realize it’s been a long time since I did an entry on some new piece of dumb junk food, but our nation’s beloved conglomerates seem to have put a freeze on that sort
Read More »safeway adventures
Benja described it as “the movie of the year,” and I have to confess I didn’t believe him, but then I saw this: And I figure, well, if they’re making cookies from the movie
Read More »the soul is in the bowl
Dear Smokey, Whether most people remember it today or not, you are one of the greatest songwriters in the history of American music. “Tracks of My Tears”? “Shop Around”? “You’ve Really Got A Hold
Read More »say “honey smacks” again. I dare you.
How’s a kid supposed to eat breakfast with this staring him in the face? Print
Read More »the üncheese
Some time ago, in a fit of starved desperation, I unwrapped a Slim Jimâ„¢ Chili n’ Cheese stick, and could not believe how terrible it was. I had eaten Slim Jims before, so I
Read More »please don’t include the ham
Every week, it’s something new and exciting at the grocery store. This morning, I spied with my little eye two words I never want to see on a box of unrefrigerated food, ever again:
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