Political Culture: Ted Kennedy and Me

Ted Kennedy was never one of my heroes. Like most people of my generation and those that came after, the three principal things I knew about him were these: He was the younger, still-alive brother of two really great men who’d both been assassinated; he drove a girl off a bridge; and he screwed up big-time in his one shot at the presidency, in 1980, in the process helping to bring about the Reagan era.

Beyond all that, we younger folks knew that liberals loved him because he was the next best thing to royalty, and his heart (and political positions) were always in the right place. We also knew that conservatives loathed him because, well, they didn’t like the idea of Democratic royalty (and, by the way, did I mention he drove a girl off a bridge?).

All of us on both sides always knew Kennedy was there, the embodiment of an extraordinary legacy who forever seemed to be grasping for his fair share of it, and coming up just short. But without a scorecard of Senate votes, we couldn’t help but wonder what, exactly, he was accomplishing all these years – apart from courting tabloid drama, getting his name bandied about by right-wing jackasses scraping for a direct-mail buck, and presiding over one family funeral after another. Such is the burden of being a senator – even a high-profile one – rather than a president.

I had the honor of meeting Kennedy twice – once in a Senate meeting room during the fall of 1989, when I was covering hearings that would help decide the fate of the National Endowment for the Arts, and again during the summer of ’96 at the 25th-anniversary gala for the Kennedy Center in Washington, where I worked at the time. Our first meeting came at one of his lowest points — he was becoming notorious for his post-divorce carousing and he was clearly drinking too much; it showed all over his face, from his red cheeks to his bulbous nose. The second time he was in much better form, accompanied by his second wife Vicki and flush not with booze, but with the recent success of his legislation to raise the minimum wage, the vanquishing of the “Contract with America,” and Bill Clinton’s pending re-election. On both occasions, though, he was gracious and thoroughly indulgent of a commoner who didn’t quite know how to approach a Kennedy.

With all of that in mind, I must admit that I often respond perversely to news of death and tragedy — and yesterday morning was no different. I like to blame this on my friend and Popdose colleague Bob Cashill, who many years ago dismissed the death of a prominent actor or director (I forget who) by saying, “He was good; now he’s dead.” But it’s unfair to blame Bob, really; after all, I was the one who couldn’t stop myself from snickering at the horrified looks on my classmates’ faces when we heard Reagan had been shot, and I was the one who (much later) offended my work colleagues by inexplicably breaking into song as we were evacuating our building at the United Nations on 9/11. (more…)

Political Culture: At Town Halls, Tea and Thuggery

This column needs to begin with an apology to the Secretary of State. Hillary, the primary reason I was unable to support you last year was my belief that your presidency would become mired in the same irrational Republican hatred that hobbled, then crippled your husband’s tenure. I was certain that, between the two of you, only Barack Obama could tame the rabid beast, by virtue of the generational shift he represented and the fact that his last name (however exotic) is not Clinton. I also believed, I freely admit, that his detractors would sense the need to tone down their belligerence and behave with more civility in order to avoid the stench of racism.

Whoops!

As if we needed any more evidence, the events of the last several days leave no question that the Republican Party has removed itself from the mainstream of political discourse. It doesn’t matter who the president is – Obama, or Hillary, or Jesus Christ himself (whom we all know would be backing single-payer). The small minority of Americans who still call themselves Republicans (hovering around 25 percent) have driven into insanity’s ditch, and are spinning their wheels furiously … not to pull themselves out, but to dig in deeper. The orchestrated assaults on town-hall meetings across the nation this week do not – cannot – reflect the GOP as a whole, but they’ve showcased the party’s public face: a tiny, frightened (and frightening) group of people, bought and paid for by special interests, who are hellbent on stifling the nation’s policy debate by hijacking the get-togethers with vicious invective and then shouting down any attempts to move intelligently past their outbursts.

Two weeks ago, when President Obama was asked why he was pushing Congress to finish its work on healthcare legislation before the August recess, he benignly noted that “if there are no deadlines, nothing gets done in this town.” Four days after that recess began for House members, anyone who wasn’t already clued in now knows the real reason his deadline was so important to the Democrats (and why extending it was so important to Republicans like Michael “Slow down, Mr. President” Steele). Obama and Steele both knew that once the congressmen’s planes left Washington, they’d be flying straight into a shitstorm of well-organized lunatics desperate to see them, and Obama himself, fail. (more…)

Political Culture: The Palin-Prejean Connection

One of them reached the grandest stage in her profession by virtue of her charm and very-good looks, only to be judged harshly upon that stage for her ignorance and her intolerance. Despite her second-place finish, she earned a new constituency that was far more adoring (and, potentially, much more lucrative) than her old one. In the end, she found herself distracted by the glittering promise of a new career as a celebrity moral scold, to the point where she could no longer be bothered to fulfill her obligations in the lofty yet insufficiently high-profile position she had already attained.

The other one, it turns out, is Carrie Prejean.

Now that summer’s here and her Miss California crown is gone, this year’s spring queen of “opposite marriage” finds herself playing Miss Congeniality in the headlines to another, even kookier Christian-right hottie. Sarah Palin’s sudden, “I-don’t-wanna-be-governor-anymore” cri de coeur of last week caught the political world by surprise, but it really shouldn’t have; for months now, Alaskans seem to have sensed that there was no way they could keep her down on the farm after she’d seen Paree. (I suppose the reference works better if you substitute “frozen tundra” for “farm” and “Bible Belt” for “Paree,” but let’s move on.) The day-to-day drudgery of running the nation’s coldest state clearly paled in comparison to the spotlight that will no doubt be trained on her for perpetuity – as long as she has the media savvy to high-tail it to the Lower 48 ASAP.

I was going to use the phrase “good sense” in place of “media savvy” in the previous sentence, but last week’s impromptu press conference seems to have closed the book once and for all on the use of the words “good sense” anywhere near “Sarah Palin.” With her ever-present props children at her side, she threw excuses at the cameras like a toddler pitching a bowl of spaghetti at the wall – not so much to see if anything sticks, but to see if anybody’s still paying attention. (more…)

Political Culture: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Mahmoud A.?

(Editor’s note: The author promises there will be no further Sound of Music references in this column.)

President Obama’s been taking it on the chin a lot lately, from both sides. Liberals are mad because he’s not moving quickly enough on gay rights – this week’s granting of some domestic-partner benefits (but not health care) to some gay federal workers was an insufficient sop, at best, and certainly not enough to make up for the Justice Department’s defense of DoMA or the administration’s foot-dragging on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. They’re also worried he’s going to be too quick to throw the “public option” under the bus while he seeks a compromise on health care reform. As for the right wing … well, they’re pretty much anti-everything, and their radical fringes are taking out their frustration over losing power in ever more frightening ways.

So far, Obama seems to be letting the criticism roll off his back. Check it – the dude’s so bad-ass he can swat a fly off his own hand!

Don’t try this at home, Rush Limbaugh. (Though the toxins seeping through your skin might be enough to stun the bug, at least.) Sarah Palin would tell Todd to shoot it off her hand from a helicopter, and he might even succeed – though not before the fly knocked up her daughter. Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy-yo!

Anyway, the Republicans’ most recent round of armchair-quarterbacking takes Obama to task for his response – or, more correctly, his lack of much response – to last Friday’s “election” in Iran. Obama has taken a wait-and-see approach as Mir Hossein Mousavi’s supporters have escalated their protests of the apparently rigged result that returned Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to power, at least for the moment. Obama, as we all know, has committed himself to the idea that engagement, rather than the isolation and demonization pursued by the Bush administration, is the best way to encourage Iran to give up its nuclear ambitions. And now he recognizes that, as Don Rumsfeld might say, we’re going to have to engage the government Iran has, not the government we might wish it had. (more…)

Political Culture: When Did Americans Become Such Pussies?

I must admit, I had thought the days were over when Republicans could scare the bejeezus out of the citizenry (and force acquiescence from lily-livered Democrats) with bullshit tricks like “threat levels” and smoking gun/mushroom cloud demagoguery. But this week a USA Today/Gallup poll found that Americans now oppose closing the Guantanamo Bay prison by a 2-to-1 margin, and that even more Americans are afraid of Gitmo detainees being moved into prisons in their own states.

This spike in public pants-wetting comes in the wake of the recent 90-6 vote in the Senate forbidding President Obama from spending federal money to close Gitmo until he presents an acceptable plan for relocating the 240 detainees still held there. Democrats, cowed by GOP taunts and ever-fearful of the dreaded 30-second ad painting them as weak on national security, voted for the amendment in droves. And their feckless leader, Harry Reid, went so far as to pronounce that Democrats, like Republicans, would never agree to move the detainees into prisons onto American soil.

Even Obama has begun to backslide from the fortitude he displayed during the campaign, when he demanded that the detention regime (like other unconstitutional elements of Bush’s “war on terror”) be brought under the rule of law. Now Obama suggests that, despite the military’s inability to try and convict these detainees – either because the cases were flimsy to begin with, or because even military judges won’t convict a suspect based on evidence obtained via torture – our inhumane treatment has turned them into such monsters that we can’t afford to release them. After all, if we did they might become involved in the types of terrorist activity we can’t pin on them now! So we’re just going to continue holding them, without trial, until such time as … I don’t have a conclusion to that sentence, and apparently neither does the president. He’s also suggested that he’s willing to perpetuate the Bush Administration’s military commissions, continuing their perfect record: They’ve never secured a major conviction, nor have they once withstood a court challenge.

Simply put, Americans (and their elected representatives) have allowed their balls to retract so far into their pelvises that what was once convex is now concave. Eight years of the Bush Administration’s relentless fear-mongering has succeeded in turning us into a nation of pussies. (more…)

Political Culture: Hell Week for Catholics

When the long-awaited, religiously incendiary sequel to The Da Vinci Code arrives in theaters and the anticipated uproar is reduced to a low roar, you know it’s gotta be a rough week for the Catholic Church.

The church’s most dedicated followers of dogma have bigger post-Lenten fish to fry at the moment than the debut of a film – even if that film is Angels & Demons, an anticipated blockbuster that features a poisoned pope, kidnapped cardinals, a threat to annihilate the Vatican, and a secret Catholic sect as the presumed bad guys. No, the threat posed to the church by another Dan Brown-Tom Hanks-Richie Cunningham collaboration is nothing next to the menace of abortion-rights infidel Barack Obama receiving an honorary doctorate from Catholicism’s most prominent academic outpost this weekend.

Venerable South Bend, Indiana, had taken on a carnival-like atmosphere nearly a week before Obama addresses Notre Dame graduates on Sunday. It’s entirely likely that the number of antiabortion protesters on hand this weekend will dwarf the 2,600 graduates in attendance – and the demonstrators already include such revered figures as never-elected-to-anything Alan Keyes and Operation Rescue founder Randall Terry.

Randall Terry!!! Who exhumed that guy? Anyway, if Terry’s in the house you know the show is going to be classy – and true to form, throughout the week somebody’s been paying for a plane to be flown over South Bend, trailing a banner that depicts an aborted fetus. After all, why stop at holding up yucky posters at a rally that people can avoid, when you can put fetal remains up in the sky where everyone can see them? (more…)

Political Culture: Activist Shmactivist

Any time now – maybe even during the too-few moments between my pressing “submit” and this column going live – President Obama is going to announce his appointee to replace David Souter on the Supreme Court. And before he and his (likely female, possibly Hispanic) nominee have even left the podium in the White House, a flurry of press releases will emanate from the offices of Republican senators, conservative think tanks and right-wing advocacy groups, all bemoaning Obama’s selection as an out-of-the-mainstream liberal and – horrors! – an “activist judge.”

It doesn’t matter who the nominee is; the releases have already been written, Mad Libs style, and all they await are a name and a few biographical details. The reason why conservatives can be so efficient with their P.R. is because, in their hands, the term “judicial activism” – like so many other previously sensible terms – has lost all rational meaning. They’ve rendered it just another pejorative in their campaign of Luddite bullying, another dirty name they can use to defame anybody who does something they don’t like … and to gin up some cheap outrage among those who respond to such Pavlovian conditioning.

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Funny enough, the term was introduced into the lexicon by a liberal, the Kennedy speechwriter and biographer (among other things) Arthur Schlesinger Jr., during the late 1940s. He didn’t invent it as an insult; he didn’t even suggest it was a purely liberal concept, at least not in the way that “liberal” has come to be tossed around since the Nixon administration. He simply identified a “judicial activist” as a judge who believes the Constitution to be an “open” or “living” document, broadly worded by the framers to encourage evolving interpretations as times and circumstances change. It’s an idea that dates back to Alexander Hamilton, who believed the Constitution to be an enabling, not a restricting, guide for the actions of government.

That’s not a universally held belief, to be sure, but its employment as a guiding principle for at least some Supreme Court actions dates to the dawn of the republic, and Chief Justice John Marshall’s institution of judicial review of legislation. The debate between judicial activists and advocates of judicial “restraint” was mostly an academic one until the Warren court began to shift the nation’s social structure during the 1950s, with decisions like Brown v. Board of Education. Since then, conservatives seeking to maintain the status quo (and their own dominance over America’s cultural and economic life) have lashed out more and more fiercely against the judicial branch taking a leading – and sometimes anti-majoritarian – role in reshaping our society on a more egalitarian basis.

Of course, the cardinal sin of “judicial activism” is Roe v. Wade, in which a slim majority of justices identified a right to “privacy” in the Constitution that isn’t explicitly there. As the abortion issue took center stage in the culture wars of the last four decades, social conservatives have come to believe that overturning Roe v. Wade will require judges who view the Constitution the same way fundamentalists view the Bible – as a finished, infallible document that is not open to interpretation in any way. Particularly not in a way that acknowledges the previously denied rights of women or racial or (heaven forbid) sexual minorities.

In fact, conservatives wouldn’t even have used the word “acknowledges” in the previous sentence. Instead, through the years they have denounced desegregation and anti-discrimination decisions, equal-pay and sexual-harassment rulings, and the voiding of miscegenation and sodomy laws as the granting of “new” and “special” rights to people who (in point of fact) were merely trying to obtain the same rights long denied to them by those in power. Nowadays gay marriage is the horrifying “special right” against which conservatives have taken to the barricades; opposing it requires unthinking unblinking fealty to Biblical text (or at least to some farkakte dictionary definition that intrinsically binds “marriage” to “procreation”). It also requires turning a blind eye to the Equal Protection clause of the 14th Amendment, which says that “no state shall … deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”

The 14th Amendment, enacted in 1868 but taking its sweet time in the implementation, is the bane of “judicial restraint.” It has necessitated wholesale changes to federal and state laws – a process that is nowhere near finished – and it created a huge opening for judges to determine that legislators (and, by extension, public opinion) aren’t moving quickly enough to fulfill the Declaration of Independence’s long-delayed promise of equality for all.

It is when judges plow through this opening, rejecting discriminatory laws and government practices before legislators or the public are ready to see them go, that conservatives scream “judicial activism”! Their belief is that when judges get out ahead of public opinion – when one person in a robe (or nine of them) substitutes his or her judgment for the public will, as expressed through elections and lawmaking – then democracy suffers. In their view, societal changes must come only via the majority’s expression of readiness for those changes, via legislation or referendum.

The problem with this philosophy is obvious. Generally speaking, laws – whether Biblical or governmental – have been designed to thwart, or at least regulate, the individual’s baser instincts. We’ve pretty much all agreed that murder, robbery, fraud, bad driving and other human potentialities need to be controlled. But when it comes to regulating the ways in which individuals, and the state, act on their thoughts and beliefs – and especially on their prejudices – consensus can be much more difficult to achieve, particularly in a manner timely enough to redress the grievances of people who can show they’re being discriminated against. And when decisions on civil rights issues are left solely to legislators or voters, the fate of those affected is subject to the biases of the majority – biases that are too easily manipulated via campaigns that play upon fear and ignorance. (The Prop 8 battle in California was a perfect example.)

In the case of gay marriage, majorities in 29 states have voted to amend their state constitutions in a manner that reflects their religious beliefs and/or prejudices, yet flies in the face of the 14th Amendment. Someday, inevitably, those provisions will be overturned – either by majority vote or judicial fiat. But how long should gays and lesbians be forced to wait? If we had left it to the public and the legislatures, how many additional years would have been required to achieve the same result as Brown v. Board of Education? Or Mapp v. Ohio, which banned unwarranted searches and seizures? Or Loving v. Virginia, which overturned the remaining state laws banning interracial marriage? Each of those decisions was derided in its time as “judicial activism”; today we’re embarrassed that they were necessary.

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Someday soon the same will be true of Romer v. Evans, which banned discrimination against gays and lesbians, and Lawrence v. Texas, which ended sodomy laws. For now, however, cases like those (and Roe, and various rulings banning religious displays, ceremonies and prayers from schools and other government-run facilities) are rallying cries for those who want to curtail the courts’ role in bringing greater equality to American society. Expect more pontificating on all these issues over the next few months, even though Obama’s nominee likely will encounter little actual difficulty in the Senate. If we’re lucky, we might even be treated to another spectacle like “Justice Sunday,” the 2005 event organized by the Family Research Council that encouraged churchgoers to browbeat their senators into approving George Bush’s crazy-conservative judicial appointees.

They might have a valid (though misguided) philosophical argument on behalf of judicial restraint … if it weren’t for a pesky little court case, about a decade old, in which a group of conservative judges temporarily abandoned their principles – and even evoked the Equal Protection clause – in their effort to obtain not an advancement toward equality under the laws, but a desired political result. Their callous actions in the matter had a lot to do with Souter’s disillusionment, and his decision to leave the court as soon as he could. And the name of that case? Bush v. Gore.

Political Culture: How Specter Screwed the Democrats

The Republican Party’s annus became considerably more horribilis this week, with Arlen Specter switching parties, President Obama taking what amounted to a 100-days victory lap (despite the economy’s continuing decline), and a new poll showing that even the GOP’s most reliable wedge issues (gay marriage and immigration) have largely lost their traction with swing voters. Even poor Susan Collins, the moderate senator from Maine who got flu-pandemic-preparedness funding stripped from the stimulus bill for entirely principled reasons, appears short-sighted and Scrooge-like (in other words, like a mainstream Republican) as the Swine Flu scourge grows.

Specter’s big switch has opened yet another gaping wound in the party, as its few remaining sane people moderates bemoan the ugly extremism (would you like some tea and assault weapons to go with those accusations of fascism?) that has driven the number of self-identifying Republican voters to an abysmal 21 percent of the electorate. Meanwhile, Rush, Newt, Kristol and the rest of the GOP booboisie are actually celebrating “Benedict Arlen’s” departure as one more step toward ideological purity, even as the influence of elected Republicans upon national policymaking has faded from “just a little” to “practically none” – or, perhaps, “exactly as much as Obama is willing to give them as he continues to pay lip service to bipartisanship.”

Arlen SpecterStill, any political analyst with, say, 15 years of hindsight will tell you that “Specter the Defector’s” move across the aisle (he’s done this before, having become a Republican to run against his boss for Philadelphia district attorney in 1965) is just as likely to haunt Democrats as they approach next year’s midterm elections. It was perhaps the perfect political calculation — You want a filibuster-proof majority? Well, I want to save my electoral ass! – but Specter’s presence in the Democratic caucus probably won’t engender a profound shift in his political beliefs. He says he’s still against the Employee Free Choice Act (i.e., card-check unionization votes), though he’s already flip-flopped on the issue once – he voted for it last year, then announced his opposition as Pennsylvania right-wingers held an AK-47 to his head. He’s opposing Obama’s appointee as legal counsel in the Justice Department. Just last night, he voted against Obama’s 2010 budget proposal because he doesn’t like the rules it establishes for debating health-care reform in the fall. (more…)

Political Culture: Beauty Queens, Bigotry … and Ambivalence

It may be that only an event like this could have propped up that downward-spiraling phenomenon, the beauty pageant: An out-and-proud celebrity gossip-monger asking a comely Californian how she feels about gay marriage, and her answer (perhaps) costing her the competition.

Since Prop 8 passed in California last November, there’s been much debate about the repercussions that are being visited upon prominent supporters of the gay-marriage ban. Boycotts of restaurants, car dealerships and other businesses have targeted wealthy individuals who coughed up big bucks to deny their fellow citizens a basic civil right. But in the process, those boycotts have threatened the livelihoods of their employees – untold numbers of illegal-immigrant dishwashers, down-on-their-luck actors, and guys in shiny suits selling cars nobody wants. On top of the conflicting values of religious certainty and civic equality, we’re now dealing with the ethics of remedies that set out to punish one person but end up hurting others.

And now we’re boycotting beauty-pageant contestants! Are we truly expected to judge that hottie we just saw strutting the catwalk in a swimsuit and heels – excuse me, I meant to say “that potential Miss USA” – not merely on her physique and tap-dancing ability, but on her positions on the hot-button issues of the day?

Poor Carrie Prejean is convinced that it was her “biblically correct,” not politically correct answer that cost her the crown. And she has received plenty of public criticism for stating her anti-gay beliefs during that pressure-packed moment – though, even as he attacked her vehemently in a post-pageant video blog, judge/provocateur Perez Hilton tried to fudge the issue in substance-vs.-style terms: (more…)

Political Culture: Christian Right, R.I.P.

It’s been a rather apocalyptic year for conservative Christians. The virtual collapse of America’s economy and moral standing under their Chosen leader, George W. Bush, left their credibility as an influence on governing in tatters. Their preferred candidate in the Republican primaries, Mike Huckabee, won the rural South but lost the rest of the country to a guy who used to call their leaders “agents of intolerance.” They cozied up to John McCain eventually, but the fervently devout Church Lady he chose for a running mate turned into a national joke. And then the guy they love to deride as a Muslim, if not the Antichrist, won the presidency by a comfortable margin and led an electoral sweep that left right-wing Christians without a single significant champion in Washington.

Even their one major victory on Election Day, in California’s battle over Prop 8, was tempered by the fact that it was bankrolled and driven to victory largely by the Mormon church, which evangelical Christians still hold highly suspect. (A corollary fact – that most Californians harbor intense Buyer’s Remorse over Prop 8 – can’t sit well either.) Since November, gay-marriage opponents have been forced to swallow defeats in Connecticut, Vermont and Iowa (Iowa!), with more states likely to fall to the hedonists and infidels in the near future. Just yesterday, New York Gov. David Paterson announced he’s introducing a gay-marriage bill in the state’s heavily Democratic legislature.

Meanwhile, church attendance is down, atheism and non-affiliation are up, abortion is still legal, vocal prayer is still banned from public schools, evolution is totally kicking creationism’s ass, stem cell research is being funded by the government, that Ten Commandments monument is in a basement somewhere rather than on the courthouse lawn, Lil Wayne is #1 on the charts, and Terri Schiavo is still … well, you get the picture. Hell, Newsweek even celebrated Easter with a cover story touting “The Decline and Fall of Christian America.” Short of the Rapture arriving tomorrow – which, I recognize, many evangelicals would consider a blessing – could things get any worse for the Christian Right?

The fact is, the movement that began with Jerry Falwell’s Moral Majority, and expanded through Pat Robertson’s Christian Coalition, Donald Wildmon’s American Family Association, James Dobson’s Focus on the Family, and other groups, is just … about … wait for it … dead. Though we can expect the funeral to drag on for a while. (As Richard Pryor once famously quoted his father, “The dirt! Can we get to the part with the dirt?”) (more…)