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Sugar Water: Turn Off the Dark, Push the Panic Button, Rinse, Repeat
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark doesn't officially open until March 15, but it's already been slammed with some of the worst reviews in Broadway history. Luckily, Robert Cass is here to provide director Julie
Read More »Sugar Water: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Say Anything Even Mildly Offensive
When Captain Owen Honors was demoted by the U.S. Navy on January 4 for in-house videos he made almost five years earlier, he learned an important lesson: electric cars aren't gay
Read More »Sugar Water: Have You Had a Skin Orgasm Lately?
Music-derived chills, or "skin orgasms," are experienced by certain personality types, especially during the holidays. Robert Cass goes up close and waaaay too personal to introduce readers to this phenomenon
Read More »Sugar Water: We Love to Fly Drunk and It Shows
U.S. airports will soon be selling more alcohol to raise revenue for cash-strapped local governments, while airlines continue to charge fees for checked baggage and other services. Investigative reporter Robert Cass pretends to be
Read More »Sugar Water: How Celebrities Can Help End the BP Oil Spill
On Tuesday CNN’s Larry King announced that he’ll end his 25-year-old talk show this fall, having been beaten consistently in the ratings the past year by his 9 PM cable-news competitors, Fox News’s Sean
Read More »Sugar Water: $#*! You’ll Be Hearing on TV Soon
On May 12 the American Civil Liberties Union filed two free-speech lawsuits in Scranton, Pennsylvania, defending citizens who were charged with using profanity by local police. Seven days later CBS announced its fall schedule,
Read More »Sugar Water: Catholic Church Announces Farewell Tour
Earlier today I received the following press release in an e-mail. It was also posted on the Vatican’s website but was then mysteriously removed just an hour later. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Rocco De
Read More »Sugar Water: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Fired
Three weeks ago the New York Times reported that Mattel is producing Ken and Barbie dolls based on four characters from the hit TV series Mad Men to promote the show’s fourth season, which
Read More »Sugar Water: The Word of the Lord (In 140 Characters or Less)
A recently published report by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life found that 26 percent of “millennials,” or young people born after 1980, claim they have no religious affiliation, compared to 20
Read More »Sugar Water: Jay Leno Is Blacker Than Rod Blagojevich
On the morning of January 11, numerous media outlets reported that former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich had proclaimed to Esquire magazine that he’s “blacker than Barack Obama” in its February issue, which arrives on
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