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Sugar Water: My Privacy Policy Has Changed

Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with my updated policy....

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Sugar Water: The Holy Roast

Jesus, by all appearances, had an agenda on this particular eventide. But yea, verily, so did Simon Peter....

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Sugar Water: A Message From the Humane Society

"Now is the time for listening, which we look forward to doing just as soon as we're finished telling our side of the story."...

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Sugar Water: I Promise I Don’t Want to Pet Your Dog

"I used to be one of those guys. I used to pet a girl's dog and not even ask her his name."...

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Sugar Water: Beds, Bugs, and Beyond

"Never forget — bedbugs are bad bugs that take advantage of our precious resources."...

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Sugar Water: Clickbait for Your Neuroses

You are powerless to resist....

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Sugar Water: Best Dark Night of the Soul Ever

"I'm sorry I've been hard to reach lately. I'm having what you might call a dark night of the soul."...

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Sugar Water: Small Talk Hall of Fame

"I've been called good, bad, stormy, strange — you name it."...

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Sugar Water: Undead My Heart

The zombies of AMC's "The Walking Dead" promise to eat your heart out when they return for the series's midseason premiere this Valentine's...

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Sugar Water: Please Judge These Books by Their Covers

I hope you're proud of yourself, E.L. James....

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Sugar Water: Turn Off the Dark, Push the Panic Button, Rinse, Repeat

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark doesn't officially open until March 15, but it's already been slammed with some of the worst reviews...

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Sugar Water: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, Don’t Say Anything Even Mildly Offensive

When Captain Owen Honors was demoted by the U.S. Navy on January 4 for in-house videos he made almost five years earlier, he learned an...

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Sugar Water: Have You Had a Skin Orgasm Lately?

Music-derived chills, or "skin orgasms," are experienced by certain personality types, especially during the holidays. Robert Cass goes up...

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Sugar Water: We Love to Fly Drunk and It Shows

U.S. airports will soon be selling more alcohol to raise revenue for cash-strapped local governments, while airlines continue to charge...

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Sugar Water: How Celebrities Can Help End the BP Oil Spill

On Tuesday CNN’s Larry King announced that he’ll end his 25-year-old talk show this fall, having been beaten consistently in...

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Sugar Water: $#*! You’ll Be Hearing on TV Soon

On May 12 the American Civil Liberties Union filed two free-speech lawsuits in Scranton, Pennsylvania, defending citizens who were charged...

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Sugar Water: Catholic Church Announces Farewell Tour

Earlier today I received the following press release in an e-mail attachment. It was also posted on the Vatican’s website before...

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Sugar Water: It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Fired

Three weeks ago the New York Times reported that Mattel is producing Ken and Barbie dolls based on four characters from the hit TV series...

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Sugar Water: The Word of the Lord (in 140 Characters or Less)

A recently published report by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life found that 26 percent of “millennials,” or young...

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Sugar Water: Jay Leno Is Blacker Than Rod Blagojevich

On the morning of January 11, numerous media outlets reported that former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich had proclaimed to Esquire...

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Sugar Water: The Best Album of the Decade

Per Second, Per Second, Per Second … Every Second (Aware/Columbia), the 2003 album by Boston-area band Wheat, is the best album of...

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Sugar Water: Sex!

Now that I’ve got your attention, I’d like to remind you that in late September— Wow. You’re already not paying...

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Sugar Water: When Chickens and Pigs and Foxes Who Are Married to Tigers Attack

So, are you done with all your Thanksgiving leftovers? Already looking forward to that Christmas ham? Then listen up, all you attendees of...

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Sugar Water: Adieu, “Water” Lou

A nation mourned Wednesday night, as CNN’s Lou Dobbs, an outspoken critic of illegal immigration, announced his retirement from the...

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Sugar Water: There’s Always a Riot Goin’ On

The following piece originally appeared as an entry in Popdose’s Most Disturbing Halloween EVER! series. “Everyday...

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Sugar Water: Promise Some Peace, Win a Prize!

President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday, a decision that instantly created controversy. For one thing, Tina Fey...

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Sugar Water: Those Shoes Were Made for Throwin’

Muntadhar al-Zeidi, the Iraqi TV reporter who threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during a press conference in Baghdad last...

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Sugar Water: Off the Record, I’m a Liar

When things are said off the record in the world of politics, they should stay off the record. Unless I need something to write about, of...

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Sugar Water: Say It Ain’t So, Joe (Just Say It in Two Words or Less)

Representative Joe Wilson of South Carolina became a household name on Wednesday when he “heckled” President Obama during the...