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Sugar Water: White Men Can’t Write About Al Jarreau Yet

Sugar Water: White Men Can’t Write About Al Jarreau Yet

Robert Cass February 24, 2008 4

Last Sunday I said I would find time to write about Al Jarreau in the coming week, but a few days ago Jeff Giles told me to put my ode to the seven-time Grammy

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Sugar Water: White Men Can’t Meet Deadlines

Sugar Water: White Men Can’t Meet Deadlines

Robert Cass February 17, 2008 8

Were you anxiously awaiting the conclusion of my Wesley Snipes two-parter on Tuesday? Did you have to take anti-anxiety medication when it didn’t appear? It’s not my fault you’re a pill popper, of course,

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Sugar Water: White Men Can’t Convict

Sugar Water: White Men Can’t Convict

Robert Cass February 5, 2008 8

January 12, as I’m sure you remember, was my lawyer/friend Dave-o’s birthday, and in case you’re wondering, I didn’t end up getting him a leather attaché case. What if it rains? Exactly. Aside from

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Sugar Water: January’s Almost Over

Sugar Water: January’s Almost Over

Robert Cass January 29, 2008 14

If you were born in January or you fell in love in January or you got married in January or you have a child who was born or fell in love or got married

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Sugar Water: Testify! (Before Congress)

Sugar Water: Testify! (Before Congress)

Robert Cass January 22, 2008 6

As you know, these are trying times, filled with economic uncertainty, terrorist threats, military aggression, global warming, and even a few presidential candidates who aren’t white guys. In times like these, it helps to

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Sugar Water: Parade (Of Lies!)

Sugar Water: Parade (Of Lies!)

Robert Cass January 15, 2008 16

I should start subscribing to the newspaper again on Sundays. Not for the news, of course. Please. No, the only part of the paper I’m interested in is Parade magazine, particularly Walter Scott’s Personality

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Sugar Water: The Adventure Continues …

Sugar Water: The Adventure Continues …

Robert Cass January 8, 2008 8

Sequels aren’t always good, but the movie-loving teenager who continues to take up space inside my soul will always be excited by them, especially the mere concept of sequels, i.e. “more of what you

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Sugar Water: I Believe the Children Are Our Inarticulate Future

Sugar Water: I Believe the Children Are Our Inarticulate Future

Robert Cass January 1, 2008 5

I’m a little angry today. I wish I wasn’t. After all, it’s a new year. A chance to put aside the previous year’s disappointments, setbacks, frustrating failures, endlessly escalating arguments, sunlight-devouring grudges, and temporarily

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