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Sugar Water: My Privacy Policy Has Changed

Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with my updated policy....

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Sugar Water: The Holy Roast

Jesus, by all appearances, had an agenda on this particular eventide. But yea, verily, so did Simon Peter....

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Sugar Water: A Message From the Humane Society

"Now is the time for listening, which we look forward to doing just as soon as we're finished telling our side of the story."...

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Sugar Water: I Promise I Don’t Want to Pet Your Dog

"I used to be one of those guys. I used to pet a girl's dog and not even ask her his name."...

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Sugar Water: Beds, Bugs, and Beyond

"Never forget — bedbugs are bad bugs that take advantage of our precious resources."...

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Sugar Water: Clickbait for Your Neuroses

You are powerless to resist....

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Sugar Water: Best Dark Night of the Soul Ever

"I'm sorry I've been hard to reach lately. I'm having what you might call a dark night of the soul."...

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Sugar Water: Small Talk Hall of Fame

"I've been called good, bad, stormy, strange — you name it."...

Film, Humor

Popdose Exclusive: George Lucas’s Rejected Plans for “Star Wars VII” Revealed!

“The story ideas that I sold to Disney, they came up to the decision that they didn’t really want to do those,” George Lucas...

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Popdose Prime: The Eight Worst-Ever Pieces of Rock Merch

Insane Clown Posse’s Literary Classics Reconsidered As anybody down with the clowns knows, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are adherents to...

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C(k)rossfire! Or, Who’s Better: Christopher Cross vs. Kris Kross

The contestants: Christopher Cross is the undisputed king of ultra laid-back, early 1980s soft rock with songs a working-class man’s...

2013 Holiday Gift Guide, Holiday Gift Guides, Humor

Ol’ John Cougar’s Holiday Gift Guide

If’n y’all ain’t familiar with what ol’ John Cougar does round here these parts, go back and read some of my col-umms what with to...

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Advice From Circa-1982 “John Cougar”: Your Valentine’s Day Problems Solved!

A special Valentine’s Day edition of our ongoing advice column in which readers ask Circa 1982 “John Cougar,” a pop singer, good...

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Fight Courtney, F*** Winona, Be the Biggest Rock Star of All Time: A Scientific Analysis

Hole founder, rumored songwriter behind Live Through This, and all around difficult human being Courtney Love once remarked that,...

Football, Humor, Sports

Popdose Sports: An Open Letter to Manti Te’o, from Jan Brady

Hi, Manti Te’o. It’s me, Jan Brady! I’m a sophomore at Westdale High School in California. I live with my three brothers,...

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More Advice From 1982’s “John Cougar”

 Circa-1982 “John Cougar” once again be takin’ your advice queries on matters of flesh, personal relationships, career, and...

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Dear John: Advice from 1982’s John Cougar Mellencamp

Need advice? Popdose's advice columnist, circa-1982 "John Cougar" is here to help. Also, he's an ageless shapeshifter....

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Popdose Prime: Six Possible New Jobs for Deposed Cultural Ambassador Andrew W.K.

We take an irreverent look at some possible options for Andrew W.K.'s professional future...