Bob Lefsetz Wants His Airline Peanuts!
Bob Lefsetz thinks that Southwest Airlines should be used as a model for the rest of the country. Good luck with that....
Bob Lefsetz thinks that Southwest Airlines should be used as a model for the rest of the country. Good luck with that....
Bob Lefsetz went beyond the pale in his column about Beyonce's performance at the Super Bowl. I respond with dick jokes....
When we last left Bob Lefsetz, he couldn’t believe Fleetwood Mac would go on yet another money-grabbing tour. Now, he’s pissed off that he’s getting e-mails every day from a...
The title of this post is self-explanatory....
Bob Lefsetz goes to a Bruce Springsteen concert and gets it completely wrong....
Bob Lefsetz will gladly tell you what to do, but not if he has to listen to your crummy music....
Is Bob Lefsetz auditioning for Andy Rooney's old job? It would sure seem that he's looking to fill the shoes of the legendary 60 Minutes crank, because he sure hates...
In which Bob Lefsetz tells of his attempt to teach his mother how to use her newfangled Apple gizmos. ...
Mick Jagger's business sense is almost as legendary as his voice, stage presence, and lips. But since his new project Superheavy isn't selling, Bob Lefsetz thinks he's out of touch...
Bob can't just give advice to the myriad young acts who don't read his columns. He has to present it with awkward metaphors about high school, which he probably learned...
In sports, there’s nothing more annoying than a fan who jumps on the bandwagon of a winning team, then overcompensates for the time he missed by being even more obnoxious...
Bob meets Brian Wilson and realizes he was the guy who wrote all those classic songs....
In which Bob possibly sets a new personal record for equivocation....
Is Conan O'Brien like Zach Galifianakis, Dr. Luke, Tila Tequila, Bob Dylan, or Derek Jeter. Can't he be all of them? Only one man and his primate knows for sure....
In which Bob Lefsetz tries to turn Five Guys' success into a metaphor for the music industry and fails miserably....
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