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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: O’Jaysmas: The Sequel
Armed with a drum loop and enough Viagra to kill a horse, the O'Jays have returned to sex you up for Mellowmas
Read More »The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Kenny’s Beard Strikes Back
Kenny Rogers takes a break from his busy plastic surgery schedule to record yet another Christmas album, and all of us are poorer for it
Read More »The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Mulletmas
Because when you're calling yourselves the New Monkees, you might as well just go ahead and sing Christmas lyrics over one of your songs
Read More »The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas EVƎ
What if "The First Noel" happened at a Hot Topic in Orange County? Today, the dorks in Eve 6 give us their "Very Special" answer
Read More »The Sixteenth Day of Mellowmas: Bluezmas Bop
Today, the Kidz Bop delinquents invade Mellowmas and desecrate a holiday classic
Read More »The Fifteenth Day of Mellowmas: Un-Wonderful Mellowmastime
The mood is right and the spirit's up -- or at least they were until we heard this double dose of "Wonderful Christmastime" covers
Read More »The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Androgymas
In today's post, Jeff and Jason uncover long-suppressed memories of cold British seascapes and synthy dread
Read More »The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Happy Melismas II You
Just in time for Mariah Carey's new Christmas special, here's a peek inside her latest holiday music cash-in
Read More »The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Why We Don’t Like Ted
Amy Keys looks like a nice enough person...but beneath that friendly smile lurks a heart of pure, sax-wielding evil
Read More »The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Wangmas (Chungmas?)
Would you believe that a self-referencing Wang Chung giveaway could end up being one of the year's best Mellowmas songs? Neither could Jeff and Jason
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