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‘Twas the Day Before the First Day of Mellowmas
Like the grumpy warrior-poet Don Henley once rasped, “these times are so uncertain.” In this era of crumbling infrastructure, awful manners, and Sarah Palin, it’s hard to know what we can depend on anymore.
Read More »The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: The Mayor of Bethle-Phlegm
Oh, don't look so surprised -- you knew this Mellowmas would end up with Bob Dylan croaking under a Santa hat, didn't you
Read More »The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: ‘Twas the Night Before Mellowmas
Christmas is a time for jolly old fat men, but this is ridiculous. Who let Rush Limbaugh in here
Read More »The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: The Return of McD
Who's the only artist that's enough of a badass to release a mostly repackaged Christmas collection and still make it work? McD mo B there, bitches!
Read More »The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: DeYoungmas
This Mellowmas, we've heard bluegrass, tween pop, and Lemmy, but precious little in the way of old-fashioned Mellow Gold -- until now. It's Dennis DeYoung!
Read More »The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Celebrate the Love!
What, pray tell, is a Northern Light Orchestra, and how do they "Celebrate Christmas"? Trust us, you don't want to know
Read More »The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: Archuletamas (With an Inflamed Pempengco)
Who's the squeakiest-cleanest little twerp ever to darken our Mellowmas door? Yes, folks, that's right -- it's time for David Archuleta!
Read More »The Nineteenth Day of Mellowmas: Dollytoe’s Revenge
With Mellowmas Eve just a few short days away, it's time for Jason and Jeff to celebrate the return of Dolly Parton -- or is that Cesar Romero
Read More »The Eighteenth Day of Mellowmas: Air Supplymas Returns!
Do they know it's Christmastime at all? No, they don't -- and with the pudding-soft harmonies of Air Supply as their guide, they never will
Read More »The Seventeenth Day of Mellowmas: A Very Special Mellowmas 7
What in the hell is a Leighton Meester? Jeff and Jason find out the answer to this question -- and more! -- during today's Mellowmas celebration
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