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Song-Off Jr.: Doing It Again
Welcome to our first reader-requested Song-Off Jr. A while back, forwardgirl proposed a threesome…and although we felt a bit uncomfortable with it at first, we’ve finally decided it’s time for a little bit of
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: Madness
“Six hours of sleep is enough for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool. “Â – King George III Madness – “Madness” Iron Maiden – “Can I Play With Madness”
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: Gardening
R.E.M. – “Gardening at Night” Tears For Fears – “Sowing the Seeds of Love” — n {democracy:33} — Last week, the more experienced Don Henley shook down Eric Elbogen for all the quarters in
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: Laundry
Say Hi (fronted by Eric Ellbogen) is certainly punching above their/his weight here, but they/he just released their/his sixth album Ooh’s and Aah’s last week and is currently on tour to support it. Don
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: Morrissey’s Rhetorical Questions
If you’re so funny, then why are you on your own tonight? And if you’re so clever, then why are you on your own tonight? If you’re so very entertaining, then why are you
Read More »Song-Off: Falling in Love With a Girl From a Particular Subculture
Not all of us have become intimately involved with one of the various subcultures that’s associated with the world of music. But it’s a rare breed who hasn’t found himself captivated by a member
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: Pastel-Colored Moons
— Goodnight Bush Administration. Goodnight Guantanamo Bay. Goodnight Traditional Pro Bowl. Goodnight John Updike. Goodnight BYOBB Preakness. Goodnight January Effect. Goodnight Birth Control Funding in Stimulus Bill. Goodnight California State Income Tax Refunds That
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: Incestuous Father-Daughter Relationships and the Second Amendment
Florida Statutes, Section 826.04: “Whoever knowingly marries or has sexual intercourse with a person to whom he is related by lineal consanguinity, or brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, or niece, commits incest, which constitutes
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: Vantage Points
I’ve been meaning to use this space to introduce our readers to music they might never have heard of, so right here on the heels of 100 songs you’ve definitely heard of, are two
Read More »Song-Off Jr.: False Accusations
Welcome! This week, in honor of the audacity of former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (who was impeached last week by a somewhat lopsided vote of 114-1), the subject is False Accusations. Next week, we’ll
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