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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Whitney Houston
This recent missive to Clive Davis, major label majordomo and Svengali to the Adult Contemporary set, discusses Uncle Donnie’s ideas for a post-comeback Whitney Houston comeback. Whether Clive or Whitney do anything with his
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Steven Tyler
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised about this, but Lev brought over this missive in which Uncle Donnie weighs in on the ongoing Aerosmith drama. -RS TO: Steven Tyler FROM: Don Skwatzenschitz RE: Career
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Rush
This is a memo written in 1977 to the Canadian management of Rush. If pictures from this period are any indication, Uncle Donnie had taken to sporting a green Mohawk for at least several
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Rick James
Just because you extol the virtues of super freaky girls...and you're dead...doesn't mean Uncle Donnie can't give you a little advice, does it
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Courtney Love
Yeah, sure, Courtney Love might seem like she has it all together -- but Rob Smith's Uncle Donnie Skwatzenschitz sees through that put-together facade, and he's reaching out with a plan
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Def Leppard
According to Lev, Uncle Donnie served in some capacity in the Def Leppard camp during the recording sessions for Adrenalize, and wound up going out with them on one of the U.S. legs of
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Barry Gibb
Long, flowing hair, a perfectly groomed beard, and millions of records sold doesn't mean you're too good for a little advice, does it
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Donny Osmond
It's time for more unsolicited career advice from Don Skwatzenschitz, and this week, he's trying to help a furloughed Soldier of Love
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … David Lee Roth
Does this man look like he needs career advice? Rob Smith's Uncle Donnie Skwatzenschitz thought so
Read More »Unsolicited Career Advice for … Billy Squier
Uncle Donnie apparently had a short-lived career in producing music videos, back in the early days of MTV. Lev let that one slip one night while we were doing shots of Dubra in Cassie
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