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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Whitney Houston

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Whitney Houston

Rob Smith December 14, 2009 9

This recent missive to Clive Davis, major label majordomo and Svengali to the Adult Contemporary set, discusses Uncle Donnie’s ideas for a post-comeback Whitney Houston comeback. Whether Clive or Whitney do anything with his

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Steven Tyler

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Steven Tyler

Rob Smith November 30, 2009 2

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised about this, but Lev brought over this missive in which Uncle Donnie weighs in on the ongoing Aerosmith drama.  -RS TO: Steven Tyler FROM: Don Skwatzenschitz RE: Career

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Rush

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Rush

Rob Smith November 2, 2009 5

This is a memo written in 1977 to the Canadian management of Rush. If pictures from this period are any indication, Uncle Donnie had taken to sporting a green Mohawk for at least several

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Rick James

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Rick James

Rob Smith October 19, 2009 3

Just because you extol the virtues of super freaky girls...and you're dead...doesn't mean Uncle Donnie can't give you a little advice, does it

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Courtney Love

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Courtney Love

Rob Smith October 5, 2009 5

Yeah, sure, Courtney Love might seem like she has it all together -- but Rob Smith's Uncle Donnie Skwatzenschitz sees through that put-together facade, and he's reaching out with a plan

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Def Leppard

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Def Leppard

Rob Smith September 21, 2009 19

According to Lev, Uncle Donnie served in some capacity in the Def Leppard camp during the recording sessions for Adrenalize, and wound up going out with them on one of the U.S. legs of

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Barry Gibb

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Barry Gibb

Rob Smith September 7, 2009 0

Long, flowing hair, a perfectly groomed beard, and millions of records sold doesn't mean you're too good for a little advice, does it

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Donny Osmond

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Donny Osmond

Rob Smith August 24, 2009 20

It's time for more unsolicited career advice from Don Skwatzenschitz, and this week, he's trying to help a furloughed Soldier of Love

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … David Lee Roth

Unsolicited Career Advice for … David Lee Roth

Rob Smith August 10, 2009 8

Does this man look like he needs career advice? Rob Smith's Uncle Donnie Skwatzenschitz thought so

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Unsolicited Career Advice for … Billy Squier

Unsolicited Career Advice for … Billy Squier

Rob Smith July 27, 2009 19

Uncle Donnie apparently had a short-lived career in producing music videos, back in the early days of MTV. Lev let that one slip one night while we were doing shots of Dubra in Cassie

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