Anyone remember that when Johnston accepted the Grammy for “I Write the Songs,” he never even mentioned Manilow? Johnston (who produced the Cassidy version, which I grew to hate thanks to my Cassidy-crazy little sister) never recorded the song with the Beach Boys. But he did put it on his solo record “Going Public” a year later.

Hate to put another plug in for my blog (Sorry, Jeff) – http://playitandbedamned.blogspot.com – but this week's “Unsung Hero” spotlight is about a long forgotten Beach Boy. (Hint: It isn't the Captain, Daryl Dragon, who was a touring Beach Boy)

deli meat is in a roll that is then sliced for your order. The deli meat is in a “casing”.

The casing is sometimes some edible rubbery stuff. Anywayz, one day after eating some

fresh deli meats, I had an upset stomach. I went to take a crap and noticed something

ticklish in my butthole. I pulled on it with my two fingers. Basically, it was like

pulling a ribbon out of my ass. The deli casing was undigested by my gut. It was like a

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smell like rotting garbage in the summertime. Also, after intercourse, we throw each

other’s underwear at each other in reward for a job well done. In college, there was a

girl known as the “Shitter”. During anal intercourse, she shat all over the sheets. It

was a mix of b.m. and blood. Apparently, during anal penetration she bled. That’s how AIDS

gets transmitted, so I’m told. A variety of shit comes out of different assholes. I get

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Jam when we had the chance. Run into the darkness screaming. From the warped mind of me.

Diabetes Now! Do I have a lack of afro like people say?The Compleat Eater.These are

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genre- it speaks to me. Lebsbian Club Foot. Derf Scratch. Count me among the few who think

gay life ought to include many choices for our relationships and friendships. From the

privilege of being an adult male, going to a bar for a beer and a dick in the backroom or

toilet, to web sites, to marriage, and everything in between, myriad choices should be on

the gay lifestyle menu. Hags with sagging tits covered with breast cancer lumps. This is a

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