Death by Power Ballad: Quiet Riot, “Winners Take All”

Rob Smith March 18, 2009 11

Kevin DuBrow‘s cocaine-assisted demise in 2007 denied the world additional work from one of the great philosophical minds in hard rock. Not really, but has there ever been another frontman in the genre who could implore a crowd to “get crazy” (spelled crayzee, if you use the metric system) so convincingly? It was as if he had made the trip from sanity to his current state, and knew the most rockin’ way of getting there, if you wanted to come along too.  Ozzy tries to pull it off every time he gets onstage, but no one has truly doubted his sanity since maybe ’86. Blackie Lawless from WASP is vulgar (in a cool way) and dresses like a Troll doll in a leather bar, but he’s perfectly sane. When DuBrow sang, “Metal health will drive you mad,” you knew he knew firsthand just what metal health could and would do to you, and it wasn’t pretty.

But even crayzee front men have their moments of reflection, and 1984′s “Winners Take All” is just such a moment. The climb to chart-topping heights had given Quiet Riot plenty of fodder for whacked-out tour photography (as evidenced by the plethora of crayzee pics that graced the inner sleeve of Condition Critical, the album from which “Winners” hails), but it apparently came at a price. DuBrow sounds positively bone-weary, like he just sent the evening’s groupie on her way, it’s four in the morning, and he’s staring into his Jack Daniels bottle, wondering if he’s seeing things, or whether that’s really a little man in a tugboat floating around down there.

He contemplates life and all its many disappointments. “Life’s been good / Life’s been bad,” he muses, in a true best-of-times, worst-of-times moment of deep thought. Stunned at the depth of his thought, he looks further inward: “Now I know what I had / Has taken its toll on me.” The listener longs for him to enumerate the things he’s had — women, booze, tinnitus, crabs, a metric ton of coke, hairpieces — but he tries to dig deeper into his thought. “Yes, we give,” he declaims, “and we take / What we get is what we make.”   What we get is what we make. Apparently, DuBrow has exhausted himself — hey, that is a little man in a tugboat — and, reeling, he declares we must all “Believe that dreams come true.”

“The price is high,” he continues in the bridge, “when you keep the score / Take your souls and your goals / To the top.”  What that means, I have no idea—my soul will occasionally hit the top of something (usually during a bout of acid reflux), but I’ve always aimed low in life, so my goals typically never even hit medium height. Kevin has lost me there.

Oh, but the chorus redeems even the most muddled musing. If there’s a template or prototype for anthem writing, this might be it. A chorus of multitracked DuBrows make a declaration of unity (“Together we stand”), note the consequences of disunity (“we won’t take no fall”), and finally, make another, longer declaration of unity (“Cuz we’re winners and winners take all”).  This is delivered with such strength, such grandeur, such over the top power ballad goodness, I reach for a lighter every time I hear it. Frankie Banali’s drums sound like an anvil dropping down the stairs in an echo chamber; Carlos Cavazo’s power chordage is tinny but true; Rudy Sarzo’s bass—well, I think there’s a bass in there, but Banali’s bass drum provides the bulk of the low end.

DuBrow’s second verse hits plenty of clichés—we’ve laughed and cried, time heals all wounds, we’ve paid our dues, turned the tide, etc. The verse just takes up space until the chorus comes around again. And I reach for a lighter again, to no avail (I keep forgetting I don’t smoke). As Cavazo rips off a stately solo, one cannot help but wonder how this is all going to end—what could possibly be a proper conclusion for DuBrow’s rumination on life and love and the pomp and grandeur of that chorus.

Why, with a “Na-na” outro, of course.

The soaring chorus of Kevins does a little heavy metal Al Jarreau thing, wordlessly vocalizing the melody while Banali and Cavazo wail away behind him/them. It makes Journey’s “na-nas” at the end of “Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’” sound like Sam Cooke-ified hippy shit, which, of course, it was (Kevin DuBrow’s been dead for a year and a half, and I still think he could kick Steve Perry‘s ass). What a perfect way to end this most perfect power ballad. Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

I regret I never saw Quiet Riot live. I had plenty of chances; they must have played around here once a year for the last five years of DuBrow’s life, from one sports bar 20 minutes from my house to another dive about two miles away in the other direction. I could have probably had a beer with Carlos, talked drumming with Frankie (I’m not a drummer, but I could have faked it), or just basked in the bass-lickin’ rock god aura that surrounds Rudy Sarzo. And maybe, just maybe, Kevin DuBrow and I could have talked about that night years before when the man in the little tugboat got him thinking about being a winner.

  • mojo

    hahahahah Steve Perry is so lame that when you click on that link it tosses out the message “To Conserve Bandwidth hotlinking is not allowed.”

    Now THAT'S crayzee

  • jhallCORE

    Priceless.

    I'm embarrassed to admit it but I saw Quiet Riot (at a Great Adventure no less) way back during their tour for QRIII (does anyone remember “The Wild And The Young”?).

    A few years back, a buddy of mine and I recalled this unfortunate concert experience. I wondered aloud, “Are you sure we didn't plan to go to Great Adventure and just happen to find out that Quiet Riot was playing there?”

    My friend shook his head and laughed. “No, we went there to see Quiet Riot.”

    I chalk it up to misguided youth.

  • EightE1

    Stevie P. probably doesn't want you to see the pic. Put the following URL in your Web browser and behold:

    http://steveperryonline.net/gallery/albums/Misc

    Rob
    EightE1

  • EightE1

    Yeah, Paco, and every time I think of you raising your fist to “Cum On Feel the Noize,” I chuckle uncontrollably. And perhaps Kevin DuBrow gets his wings.

    Rob
    EightE1

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    I remember going to a Great Adventure once, seeing who was playing a show there (I can't remember who now) and first thinking, “Cool! a show,” then thinking, “My God, a show at Great Adventure. How pathetic.”

    It's like I walked through the panoply of perspective simply by getting my fat ass through the turnstile.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    No, that won't work either. Apparently, there's a “Please don't steal my soul via photography” thing happening here.

  • EightE1

    Damn. Okay, gotta use my super tech writer powers:

    1. Go to steveperryonline.net.
    2. Go to the Gallery.
    3. Go to Miscellaneous Photos
    4. Click the Miscellaneous Photos link.
    5. Top row, second from left. Perry with a cat.
    6. Insert “pussy” joke here.

    God, the lengths I will go to to make fun of Steve Perry …

    Rob
    EightE1

  • ozarkmatt

    Ah, Quiet Riot. I caught them live at the PEAK of their touring career, just as “Cum on Feel the Noize” was kicking ass on MTV, fall of '83. They played in Robinson Auditorium in Little Rock, where the symphony played. The ushers were all retired men who had no idea what to do with 2000 teenage boys/drunk dates standing on the plush velvet covered seats. Kevin spun that black and white mic stand like a champ and Carlos' guitar solo was about 20 minutes long.

    Good freakin' times.

    I do remember a few other things about that show – the announced opening act was Axe, and when they were done, Bobby Barth kept poking out of a side door under the balcony booths trying to get girls to come over and talk to him. The other thing was the surprise opening act before Axe. While we were waiting for Axe to start, a drum set with chains all over it and some amps were put on stage. Then a bunch of guys in leather came out and did a four song set that sounded Maiden-ish and was REALLY cool.

    And for that, i would like to thank the boys from Quiet Riot (and I guess Axe also) for introducing me to Queensryche.

    “The Lady Wore Black” and “Slick Black Cadillac” will always be coupled in my head.

    PS, I have a bootleg idea for you, find those two QR albums with Randy Rhodes released in Japan only. I was in Tokyo in the late 80's and had no luck. Maybe nowdays with the internet . . . . .?

  • EightE1

    Oh, yeah, they're all over the place. I'll look around — I might have one or both on one of my hard drives.

    Queensryche opened for Quiet Riot — there's just something cosmically off about that …

    Rob
    EightE1

  • ozarkmatt

    What I remember listening to the radio the next day, was it was one of their first shows outside the Pacific Northwest. We had no idea who they were, no diea what the band name was or anything.

    However that original EP was purchased that weekend. Still a classic 4-song set.

    And if you come across those Randy Rhodes QR albums, I would be much obliged, I've always wanted to hear them.

  • http://www.pricelessmomentscaughtintheact.net/ priceless_moments_caught

    Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.