Dw. Dunphy On… Faith No More

Dw. Dunphy January 22, 2009 22

The “My Album / Your Album” dynamic. Sounds like a really odd phrase, but you’ve experienced it: You are suddenly enthralled by this artist or band, you’ve listened to their debut a million times, memorized every word and note and have contributed to their sudden overnight success. Now their sophomore album is being released! You run breathlessly to the store or the computer and grab it up! You listen to it and wait for those waves of satisfaction to wash over you. You listen. You listen. You say…

What the hell is this?!

The old saying is that a band has a lifetime to make their first recording and a year to make the second, so that’s where the “sophomore slump” comes into play. That’s partially true. The other part is that a debut album is in some ways a calculated effort to curry the favor of an audience. It does everything right so far as the industry is concerned, and an artist’s weirder, more fringe tendencies get glossed back with harmonies and reverb. Ah, but on the second album, the gloves are off, the sun is up and the freak flag is flying. If you, newfound fan, had created an opinion based on that first impression, you did so with the assistance of market forces. Now it’s time to meet the real deal and, oh dear, it’s just not the way you pictured it.

That’s how it was for most people when they heard Angel Dust, the album arriving after Faith No More’s breakout smash The Real Thing. It was the band’s fourth but the second with Mike Patton at the microphone and was, in many respects, as much a sophomore effort as any. The dynamic was apparent immediately. Where there was restraint, being the cagey way “Epic” said and didn’t say it was about self-gratification, on Angel Dust things were much more blatant: “Be Aggressive” is an ode to fellatio, pure and simple. “Jizzlobber” is about the guilt that would come (pardon the pun) after the actions presumably taken in “Epic.” Where The Real Thing stayed true to the hard rock structure, even as Patton rapped, Angel Dust had twisted pop, rock, even trailer-park country in the humor vein (“RV”); The former had the Black Sabbath cover of “War Pigs” while the latter had a cover of John Barry’s “Theme From Midnight Cowboy.” Need I go on?

But here’s the thing: Angel Dust is a better album for its diversity even if the gruesome meat market photograph on the back makes me wince. It is a rough ride, no question about it, but there is an overwhelming sense that this is the album the band was born to make. When they had the opportunity, they seized it and shook it to pieces, no half measures. “Kindergarten” didn’t create the rock-rap template that Korn, Limp Bizkit and Papa Roach would repeat into absurdity later down the line, but it certainly delineated it, and those bands that followed the lesson plan would make a whole lot more money too. Yes, this album’s biggest hits, “A Small Victory” and “Midlife Crisis” are fairly well known, but both would be overshadowed by a track that didn’t make it to the final release. The band’s last hurrah in that particular lineup, and their most recognizable effort, was the cover of the Commodores’ “Easy.” After that, guitarist Jim Martin left, a label apparently expecting something more immediate and less artfully damaged exerted pressure, and the result was the mish-mosh known as King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime.  Did anyone think a song like “Cuckoo For Caca” was a good idea? (A side note: the band’s last effort, Album Of The Year, really redeemed them and is worth your time.)

My friends and I were obsessed with Angel Dust (man, that just sounds so wrong) and adopted Patton’s pitchman phrase as a crack-up point, shouting “Here’s how to order!” for no apparent reason at inconvenient times. No one found it funny, but we thought it was hilarious.

Audiophile nutjobs Mobile Fidelity have just released the album on a super heavy vinyl edition, complete with a gatefold sleeve and assurance that the original masters were used in the process and I believe it. Trust me, a gearhead connoisseur would die laughing at the equipment I’m playing my records with, but the sound is tremendous. It isn’t often that I can say that a CD’s sound has been bested by a vinyl reissue, as I feel the inherent superiority of the record over the aluminum disc is mostly a function of the collector’s need to collect. That’s my admission — most records don’t sound as good as the CD. There’s surface noise, static pops and clicks and you can’t jump up and down when they’re playing. Yet in this case I absolutely hear a difference, and it’s not wishful perception.

The question is whether the album was ever intended to be a vinyl release. Sure, there was a small run in Europe of Angel Dust, but that was a promotional thing of the time and not necessarily meant to present the record in its best possible form. Angel Dust was meant to be a CD; that’s how it was mastered, that’s how the restrictions jibed. That those songs would remaster so well and be represented so nicely on this medium it wasn’t initially intended for speaks to the commitment Mobile Fidelity has put into the product. I’m impressed. What I’m not impressed with is how much money it cost. $40? In the current economy, that stings, but I’m glad to have gotten it anyway.

In recent years, most of the members of the band have faded into obscurity while Patton has gone to co-found Ipecac Records, a label that allows him complete freedom and produces aesthetically interesting work (and just as often produces egocentric noise that only a weasel in heat could appreciate) that doesn’t really do much to retain interest. As much as he wants to disregard those bandmember days, it’s important to note that during those times he produced an album that still outshines a lot of what he’s done since. Now if we can get a re-release of Mr. Bungle’s California as worthwhile as this one, we’ll really be in business.

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Next week: What is it about these indie artists, their weird, nonsense band names and their paragraph-long album names? What are they trying to accomplish and, personally speaking, is it backfiring?

And, by the way, the album you’re looking at is Marnie Stern’s This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That. Once you’ve finished reading that, we’ll be all set for next week. See you then!

  • http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/ GrayFlannelSuit

    You had me up until the bit about King for a Day. I would flip the assessment of that album and Album of the Year. KFAD may not be very weird or hit the highs of earlier albums but it's good some damn strong material and very fierce performances. Album of the Year sounds like the classic FNM formula but comes up limp too many times.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    There were only, for me, four stand outs on KFAD, “Ricochet”, “Evidence”, “Take This Bottle” and “Just A Man”. The remaining majority was just obnoxious. AotY played it straighter, so maybe that's why I appreciate it more. That said, neither truly live up to Angel Dust.

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    Man, you just called me a “weasel in heat”.

    First thing first, Faith No More – one of my favorite bands. Angel Dust is amazing, but my favorite record is King for a Day. I actually enjoy the quick freak out songs from them the most. “Gentle Art of Making Enemies”, (I mean lyrics like “I deserve a reward/because I'm the best f*ck that you ever had/and if I tighten up my hole, you may never see the light again” – those are just awesomely bizarre), “Cuckoo for Caca” and “Ugly in the Morning” are three of my favorites. I thought Album of the Year was decent but not nearly as solid but again the quick burst of energy like “Naked In Front of the Computer” are great to me. “Mouth to Mouth” from that record is my favorite song of theirs.

    Anyway, back to the Weasel….I'm actually one of those rare few that have found something strangely enjoyable about Fantomas. It's bizarre noise and screaming and I can't even begin to describe why I like it but somehow I do. And the first two Tomahawk records were great. (Third one, not so much). I think Tomahawk's Mit Gas is the closest thing we're ever going to get to a new FNM record.

  • MichaelFortes

    Wow, Angel Dust on MoFi vinyl? I'm there! Did they include “Midnight Cowboy”? It was left off the European double LP from what I remember.

    When I had my turntable on a sturdier surface (a very heavy solid wood dresser drawer), yes, I *could* jump up and down when playing my records. And it was fun! But now (a Target entertainment center made of particle board)? Recipe for disaster.

    And finally… this is not a dig at you, but at a widespread convention to which nearly every music writer adheres: I wince every time I see the word “sophomore” used in the context of an artist's second full-length album. I always find it rather… limiting, not just in a literal sense (that we expect no more than four albums from this artist and they're done? that they're immature or inexperienced? that somehow academia and the music industry are inexplicably intertwined?), but psychologically too (these are not just reflections of our present perceptions, but our future expectations). But then, I'm weird like that, so…

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    I agree on Mit Gas, but like many artists, Mike Patton needs boundaries to subvert. That's when he's at his best. Left to his own devices, weirdness results but not often enjoyable weirdness, at least speaking for myself.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    I know what you mean about “sophomore” and “sophomore slump”… At the moment I was writing it, I could not for the life of me come up with something else. Even that term is wrong since, in reality, Angel Dust was the fourth.

    Yes, Midnight Cowboy is there and it's great. The nice thing about MoFi LPs is that often their inner grooves track as well as the outer ones, resulting in no weird distortions.

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    The one I'm really looking forward to, from him – is the long awaited Crudo record. Him and Dan the Automator making a rap album.

  • enohead

    The Director's Cut by Fantomas is one of my very favorite CDs. I'll admit that it took repeated listenings for it to become so, but it's brilliant. I think that working within the confines of cover songs helped Patton reign in his penchant for going too far into cuckoo land. But I also think that Suspended Animation is a great album, too. And after seeing them pull off those songs live (on the Suspended Animation tour), I'll never say that it's just noise and screaming. There's amazing structure and musicianship going on there.

    I also saw Tomahawk on the Mit Gas tour, and I agree with you (steed) about it being as close to FNM as you're ever likely to hear Patton get.

    He's definitely a workaholic/Mad Professor, and I suppose when you put that much stuff out, you're liable to get some clunkers in there, right?

    But, holy shit – there's no denying that he's earned the title “Man of a Thousand Voices”

  • MC_Snocap

    Allmusic thinks I'm insane, but I really liked Patton and Automator's Lovage album. Twisted baby-making music.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Director's Cut is the best Fantomas album. The one after that was just too much for me, and the booklet photos? Bleagh!

  • enohead

    Yeah, all the yummy surgery photos and one over-an-hour-long track was even too much for me, and I'm a total Patton fanboy.

  • enohead

    Um – that reply of mine was supposed to up there, about the Fantomas album…

  • http://www.drcastrato.blogspot.com drcastrato

    I gotta stick up for KFAD here, too. The rock songs rock HARD and the “other” songs all have a captivating vibe to them. And “Digging the Grave” is one of the best hard rock tracks of the decade. I like the other albums, too, but I can't agree when you say KFAD was the weak link.

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    Delerium Cordia is a strange listen. It's absolutely something you don't want to listen to in the car. Six minutes of what seems to be silence followed by a saw blade. It fucks with your head while you're in traffic.

  • Broad

    Anyone have an opinion on Patton's 2006 Peeping Tom effort? I dug it, and Mike didn't go off the rails too bad.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Considering that it was supposed to be a team up with John Zorn for awhile, the fact that it turned into a funk-hop album was the most bizarre aspect.

  • http://myspace.com/DJChrisXmusic Chris X

    “Angel Dust” is in my top 5 albums of all time. When I was 15, I had my appendix out and spent the entire following week I spent at home from school recovering, listening to this album over and over and over again. 17 years later (yikes, I'm old) and I can still do that and not tire of it. That speaks volumes. Definitely the best FNM album, and every song takes the particular part of their sound that it showcases and puts forth the best possible representation. Seriously, “malpractice” and “jizzlobber”…brutal. “midlife crisis” and “A Small Victory”..(relatively) radio friendly yet still creatively eclipsing any of the remotely likeminded bands of their time. and plenty of just plain weirdness, but it all made sense. Seriously, PERFECT record. Might have to seek out this vinyl reissue if its as good as you say.

  • http://myspace.com/DJChrisXmusic Chris X

    “Angel Dust” is in my top 5 albums of all time. When I was 15, I had my appendix out and spent the entire following week I spent at home from school recovering, listening to this album over and over and over again. 17 years later (yikes, I'm old) and I can still do that and not tire of it. That speaks volumes. Definitely the best FNM album, and every song takes the particular part of their sound that it showcases and puts forth the best possible representation. Seriously, “malpractice” and “jizzlobber”…brutal. “midlife crisis” and “A Small Victory”..(relatively) radio friendly yet still creatively eclipsing any of the remotely likeminded bands of their time. and plenty of just plain weirdness, but it all made sense. Seriously, PERFECT record. Might have to seek out this vinyl reissue if its as good as you say.

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    Delerium Cordia is a strange listen. It's absolutely something you don't want to listen to in the car. Six minutes of what seems to be silence followed by a saw blade. It fucks with your head while you're in traffic.

  • Broad

    Anyone have an opinion on Patton's 2006 Peeping Tom effort? I dug it, and Mike didn't go off the rails too bad.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Considering that it was supposed to be a team up with John Zorn for awhile, the fact that it turned into a funk-hop album was the most bizarre aspect.

  • http://myspace.com/DJChrisXmusic Chris X

    “Angel Dust” is in my top 5 albums of all time. When I was 15, I had my appendix out and spent the entire following week I spent at home from school recovering, listening to this album over and over and over again. 17 years later (yikes, I'm old) and I can still do that and not tire of it. That speaks volumes. Definitely the best FNM album, and every song takes the particular part of their sound that it showcases and puts forth the best possible representation. Seriously, “malpractice” and “jizzlobber”…brutal. “midlife crisis” and “A Small Victory”..(relatively) radio friendly yet still creatively eclipsing any of the remotely likeminded bands of their time. and plenty of just plain weirdness, but it all made sense. Seriously, PERFECT record. Might have to seek out this vinyl reissue if its as good as you say.