Exit Music (For a Campaign): Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton boarding planeIt’s the end of the road for Hillary Clinton’s campaign. A few signs lately have pointed towards Hillary finally packing it in, and after Barack Obama sweeps up enough of the black vote in the urban strongholds of Montana and South Dakota today to claim victory in these final two primary states, it’s likely that Clinton’s campaign will offer a formal concession. Hillary’s last-ditch effort to convince the DNC’s Rules and Bylaws Committee to seat Michigan and Florida’s entire slates of delegates with full voting status (and award all of said delegates to her) failed, and her pitch to undecided superdelegates over the last month has mostly been falling on deaf ears. By the end, her surrogates’ statements about the which states “mattered” and specific, irrelevant ways the popular vote could be tallied to produce a slim lead for Hillary were beginning to insult everyone’s intelligence.

The nomination is decided by delegates. In the primary process, the total popular vote is no more critical to the outcome of the contest than passing yardage is to the outcome of a football game. Having Hillary attract superdelegates based on an absurdly subjective interpretation of which votes to count would be like seeing Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy persuade the NFL that his team should represent their conference in the Superbowl because, even though his team had a lower number of points than the Giants in the NFC championship game, they forced more fumbles and had a higher field goal kicking percentage and would be a stronger matchup against the Patriots.

Normally, in this series I write about the music used for the end credits of an existing film. For today’s post, I created my own, featuring an ensemble cast and some familiar names among the film crew. For the exit music, I went with a suggestion provided by Popdose’s own Molly Marinik, the Rolling Stones song “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.” It was the closing track of their 1969 album Let it Bleed, and I think it’s particularly fitting for two reasons. The first is that even though Hillary probably won’t get to be president in her lifetime, she will be able to influence the outcome of November’s election and help provide this country with what it needs – a Democratic president. The second is three words in the lyrics that capture the fundamental reason for my distaste for Hillary Clinton as a presidential candidate: her bloodstained hands.

I always felt that with her extraordinary stature and visibility, Hillary could have done more than anyone to prevent the Iraq war from happening. Instead, she made a coldly cynical decision to hand the President a bat so he could head out back and give the hornet’s nest a few good whacks. In the end, her calculation was based not on heartfelt support for the war effort, but rather a sense that resisting the push of conventional wisdom and dime-store patriots would ultimately damage her ambitions in the future. She owns the war every bit as much as each the Senators who voted in favor of it, and her stubborn refusal to acknowledge that it was a disastrous decision is the same type of obstinacy that 77% of us have come to know and loathe about our current president.

In the end, though, I have a lot of sympathy for Hillary based simply on the way the press and the “village” of DC insiders sabotaged her candidacy. I suspect many of the voters in New Hampshire felt the same way. The soundtrack for my hypothetical film is meant to reflect that, and I hope that all of Hillary’s supporters that are threatening to throw their votes to McCain as some form of misguided protest will realize that the game is over, and Obama is not their opponent anymore.

Rilo Kiley – “It’s a Hit”

Le Tigre – “On Guard”

Heart – “Magic Man”

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – “Details of the War”

Neutral Milk Hotel – “Communist’s Daughter”

R.E.M. – “Exhuming McCarthy”

The Stone Roses – “I Wanna Be Adored”

Siouxie and the Banshees – “The Passenger”

Belle and Sebastian – “We Rule the School”

INXS – “Tiny Daggers”

James – “Hymn from a Village”

Sun Kil Moon – “Carry Me Ohio”

Don Henley – “Dirty Laundry”

Afghan Whigs – “Gentlemen”

The Pixies – “Gouge Away”

The Smiths – “William, It Was Really Nothing”

Radiohead – “Electioneering”

Journey – “Don’t Stop Believin’”

Night Ranger – “Sister Christian”

Modest Mouse – “Neverending Math Equation”

Guns N Roses – “Estranged”

Wilco – “Ashes of American Flags”

The Rolling Stones – “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”


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  • JonCummings
    This is absolutely brilliant. The credits are a hilarious touch. Nice to see Linda Tripp's name in print again.

    Having been privy to the e-mail communications that resulted in this column, I know for a fact that it's just a coincidence that Eugene Robinson (frequenter of Countdown and Hardball and MSNBC primary-night coverage) called HIS column in this morning's Washington Post "Coda for the Clintons" and offered his own playlist of exit music for their campaign. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/ar...)

    His choices: "No More Drama," Mary J. Blige; "It's Only a Paper Moon" (relating to her self-delusions, capping with the lyric "But it wouldn't be make-believe if you believed in me"); and "Addicted to Love" (pertaining not to Bill's pecker so much as his thirst for adulation).
  • Thanks, Jon. I'd thought about using the Afghan Whigs song "Be Sweet" (as opposed to "Gentlemen") because it contained the lyrics "I've got a dick for a brain" but somehow it didn't feel right.
  • JonCummings
    Right now I've just pulled up Motley Crue on YouTube, singing "Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)."
  • steve
    Y'all are being too sly. Beatles - "I'm a loser"
  • Someone suggested that, or Beck's version when I asked these guys for suggestions. I don't see any reason to taunt Hillary, though. It's time to reconcile the way that a pair of well-matched rugby teams will do after a hard-fought game: by getting so drunk together on brown ale that it takes about a week before we can start seeing color again.
  • Old_Davy
    It's all the same...the contenders rip each other apart during the primaries, but once one of them has been declared the candidate, they make up and the loser supports the former rival. It's a load of crap. Don't these politicians realize that we can see through all this rhetoric? Why can't they just play nice?

    I expect the next 5 months to be BRUTAL, with McCain throwing the first punch right out of the box.

    I would have included "What About Me?" by Moving Pictures in the OST.
  • Ready for a sequel? There's a rumor going around that, due to bad blood with the DNC through all of this, Hillary's going to continue this travesty as an independent. I thought it was a bad radio shock-jock joke two weeks ago (well, back then it was), but word from Clinton's camp (via NPR) is that tonight's speech is not a concession speech, she plans on staying "on the stump" and, most tellingly, she does not consider a vice presidential bid an option.

    I hope it's all crap, but after seeing this attack dog trying to break the neck of long-dead rabbits for 4+ months, I would not put it past her.
  • steve
    Wouldn't surprise me at all. She definitely won't concede tonight (mark my word). The Clintons will do anything. They do indeed feel entitled. I still think she will get her way and win - they'll find a way. No holds barred.

    I can only hope that for once the four names (counting VP's) on a general election ballot this November won't include Bush or Clinton. It would be the first time since 1976. Yes, since 1976. Dynasties are not what America is about. We need to stop this NOW!!! No more Bushs or Clintons!!!
  • steve
    Told ya. No concession. She lost LEGITIMATELY by delegates well before her speech and still did not concede. What a deplorable person.
  • Maria
    Going to Iraq, and winning, is absolutely the correct thing to do. I know you're probably surrounded by a bunch of idiots that think they know politics and others that lament missing the fun of the late-60's, but they are wrong.
  • Define "win."
  • JonCummings
    Yeah. And then define it again, and again, and again, and again...

    And then, finally, someday reconcile the type of "win" you can actually accomplish with the number of Americans and Iraqis you've killed.

    Nah, on second thought, don't bother. Instead, just toss around a bunch of lame insults like "a bunch of idiots that think they know politics" or "lament missing the fun of the late-60s." That seems to be your grand plan for the next five months.
  • steve
    I'll define winning in Iraq. It would be Iraq as a stable democracy that also brings stability to the region. And the chances of it happening are about as good as Kim Jong Il, Fidel Castro, and Ahmadinejad going down to the local karaoke bar and singing "God Bless America" together....
  • Dan
    That's funny. About 6 months ago someone asked Joe Scarborough what he thought "winning" in Iraq would be. His reply was that a positive outcome for Iraq would be that it is a "stable country" that "poses no danger to its neighbors or to the USA."
    And I'm thinking - THAT'S WHAT IT WAS BEFORE!!!!!
    There is no such thing as "winning" in Iraq. That's like "winning" the weather.
  • steve
    I would disagree with you on that Dan in one respect - Iraq posed a danger to Israel before the war. Hussein would have loved to see Israel destroyed just like Syria & Iran.

    But the war was still the worst foreign policy blunder in a long long time.
  • Well timed post. Good thinking ahead!
  • matthew
    "even though Hillary probably won’t get to be president in her lifetime"

    Is there then a possibility of her being president after her lifetime, because this I would pay to see.
  • Hillary/Tarman in 2048! I'll be 73, so like many members of that generation I'll be willing to vote a straight Zombie ticket by that point.
  • I think the key song here might be Tom Petty - I Won't Back Down.

    Operation Chaos continues!
  • JonCummings
    Best of luck, Eric. I hear that Rush has already moved on to "the rumor." Will despicable, lying Republican attacks never cease? You should be ashamed to associate your political beliefs with these people.
  • To eric's credit, that would have been a good song for the soundtrack.
  • You can check what Rush is actually saying each day, rather than depending on what you "hear," by logging on to rushlimbaugh.com. Most of each show is transcribed there. I don't listen all the time, but I recall him quoting another Democrat (an Obama supporter) as legitimately worried that there is a Michelle Obama tape yet to surface -- if that is the rumor you're referring to. It hasn't been a major focus, AFAIK, but I probably catch one hour of the show max each day.

    The biggest problem for Obama will be the public record of what Obama has said, written, and voted for in the past. And the fact that he can't disassociate himself from the people he's been associating with for the last 20 years. It's already all out there -- no need to invent things. It just needs to be repeated. And repeated.

    I won't back down, either. I'm still bitterly clinging to my guns and religion. Run, Hillary, run!!! I'm sure she'd say that she ain't no-ways "tahhhrd" (tired). :)
  • JonCummings
    Wow. You're a dittohead too. That explains a lot.
  • Isobel
    I enjoy your music but you're wrong about the situation concerning the primaries. If the number of people who voted for a particular candidate doesn't matter then what does? Democracy=will of the people. Obviously the people have made their choice and the DNC has misguided us yet again.
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