Comments on: How Bad Can It Be?: “Ripley’s Believe It or Not: Seeing Is Believing”

By: Jack Feerick

Jack Feerick — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:36:13 +0000

“I like my car,” or words to that effect. My Spanish ain't so hot either either – I just cobbled together something from half-remembered freshman language classes and old Taco Bell commercials; I scrawled it on there mostly to make Sam laugh, as I read it in my Speedy Gonzalez voice.

EDIT: I'm a moron. He's saying “I WANT my car.” I should, of course, have written “Me gusto mi coche.” Goddam Taco Bell commercials.

By: DwDunphy

DwDunphy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:37:13 +0000

Excuse me, but I do not understand Spanish. Please translate for the benefit of the entire classroom what that bionic chihuahua is saying.

By: Jack Feerick

Jack Feerick — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:36:13 +0000

EDIT: I'm a moron. He's saying “I WANT my car.” I should, of course, have written “Me gusto mi coche.” Goddam Taco Bell commercials.

By: DwDunphy

DwDunphy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:37:13 +0000

Excuse me, but I do not understand Spanish. Please translate for the benefit of the entire classroom what that bionic chihuahua is saying.

By: Jack Feerick

Jack Feerick — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:48:35 +0000

A public thank-you to Our Editor, who really saved my bacon this week. I always try to get my columns in the pipeline with at least a day or two to spare, but circumstances left me slipping this one in just hours before it's supposed to go live, and with the image tags all screwed up to boot. The boss, God bless him, leaves me looking good. That he does it every week testifies to his greatness of spirit.

Jeff Giles, y'all.