an email recently sent to the staff:
What do I need to do to get my album or a song reviewed by Popdose?
Kelly Stitzel: Breakdance with nunchucks.
Dave Lifton: Cover “What A Fool Believes.” Have you not been reading this site for the past three-and-a-half years?
Dan Wiencek: Does this remind anyone else of that Monty Python sketch “How to Do It”?
“How to play the flute: well, you blow in this end, and move your fingers up and down here.”
David Medsker: Send us a link of the System performing your songs.
Dw. Dunphy: “Who do you have to throttle, stuff in a bag and throw off a bridge at midnight to get my record reviewed on Popdose?”
David Medsker: What if he literally fucked Mike Love?
Lifton: Medsker wins.
Hare: For that one and the System reference.
Dunphy: Yes, but now I need to douche my eyes with bleach.
Stitzel: Make sure it’s a Christmas album/song.
Medsker: Duet with Wing.
Lifton: Now you’re pushing it.
Terje Fjelde: Tell us it’s a re-release, and that we used to love it in ’88.
Dunphy: “13 Tracks of Mom Jokes”
Chris Holmes: Score a duet with Ludacris.
Dave Steed: Say your album sounds like the Beatles meets Insane Clown Posse.
Holmes: Three words: Mick Jagger Supergroup.
Michael Parr: Don’t we just feed it to ReviewBot6000?