Into the Ear of Madness: Week 21 — The Passion Burns Deep

Terje Fjelde October 30, 2008 29

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Over the next year Terje Fjelde has agreed to listen to nothing but David Foster on his iPod. He’s loaded the thing with over 1,200 songs produced, arranged, composed, and/or played by David Foster. A deal with the devil? He keeps wondering.

When I heard “Love Theme from St. Elmo’s Fire” for the first time in 1985 or 1986, it was the also the first time that I became aware of David Foster. I had a friend at the time, a spoiled little brat who used to sport a white skipper hat and a ponytail, kept about 25 pastel-colored linen suits in the style of Don Johnson in his walk-in closet along with matching espadrillos, and drove a banana-colored Citroen Visa — and of course he and his family were always the innovators: they were the first ones on our street to own a Betamax, the first ones with a modem and he was the first kid to get an Amiga (an ancient personal computer). We always used to laugh at his poor gaming skills, though, especially on this insanely addictive timewaster called Marble Madness, and when we did, he turned all red in the face, promptly turned off his computer and threw us out of the house. Every time. Then we laughed even harder — he was such a poor loser.

Ah, good times.

Anyway, he was also the first kid to buy a CD player, and I will never forget the day that he and I and some other guys went to the library and picked up a couple of CDs to put his new brand new player to the test. I hadn’t seen the movie yet, but I had heard “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” on the radio, and it was about the coolest thing I had ever heard, so I pleaded him to bring along the St. Elmo’s Fire soundtrack. He was more of a Mantronix (!) man, but he reluctantly agreed.

We got back to their stylish villa, naturally designed by his dad, the architect, and we started spinning the library discs. “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” was the first track I ever heard on a CD player (which, along with their state-of-the-art stereo, may go a long way to explain my longtime David Foster affection), and my friends definitely got into the John Parr-groove as well. Yeah, this was teh shit, 1985-style. We danced around the house all the way until… track 2.

Then The Skipper started skipping tracks. Rock, rock, never stop, take your passion, shoot your shot Come on now, baby! Oh ho ho… Nah, what was this crap? Billy Squier’s “Shake Down” didn’t go down well with these four Scandinavian teens who had just made complete fools of themselves humping around to the beat of John Parr. Skip. Then came a ballad — Elefante’s “Young and Innocent” with a beautiful piano intro that got me all excited – skip! – a couple of “rockers” by Jon Anderson and Fee Waybill - skip! skip! – and then… the beautiful sound of those arpeggiating synth cellos augmented by Foster’s Rhodes and piano.

“Love Theme from St. Elmo’s Fire,” by David Foster. From St. Elmo’s Fire/Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (1985)

Inexplicably, I was hooked from the first bar. I don’t know why, I really don’t, it’s one of life’s great mysteries, but I fell seriously in love with that sound – skip! – wait, wait you little fucker!! Don’t do that! Play it again! Mumbles my pastel-colored friend: “Yeah, yeah, I’m just gonna play through the other tracks first. This is just filler, no? -skip! – There were those synth cellos again – at a slightly faster tempo!

“Georgetown,” by David Foster (1985)

Skip! Noooo! Stop doing that, you bastard! But wait! Here they were again, the cellos, at a slower tempo. Hooray.

“Love Theme from St Elmo’s Fire (For Just A Moment),” by David Foster. With Donny Gerrard and Amy Holland (1985)

Skip! Bzzzzz. “Boring,” yawned my friend as he put the disc back into its jewel case, well aware of the fact that he had pissed me off. But he had no idea how pissed off I was [sound of white skipper hat torn apart as it's pulled down over the ears of an ex-skipper.]

Needless to say, I went out to buy St. Elmo’s Fire on vinyl, and I soon discovered Foster’s name on my Chicago and Lionel Richie records, and the rest, as they say, is history. I was hooked. “Love Theme from St. Elmo’s Fire” was a phenomenal success for David Foster, considering it’s an instrumental. It spent three months on the charts and it peaked at #15.

  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    Every time I catch myself wishing David Foster had never been born, I just remember “Love Theme from St. Elmo's Fire.” God, I love that song.

  • mojo

    The madness is complete. Have you read “Old Yeller?”

    Both of you?

    It doesn't end well.

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Sometimes you really surprise me, Jeff. It almost makes me feel bad about dissing one of your heroes in next week's entry.

  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    I have no heroes.

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Oh, but you claimed exactly the same thing months ago. I'm fine. We're fine. No sign of mental decay here – I'm exactly the same person I used to be back then (oops).

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    No, but in my post I claim that you do – and then I'm building up my entire post based on that assumption.

  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    Hey! This whole series was my idea! Is that any way to…oh, wait.

  • David_E

    Wha–?

    Dude. It's just “Music Box Dancer” slowly dragged through powdered sugar.

  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    What do you have against powdered sugar?

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    I'm listening to it right now and I'm sorry David, but you're just plain wrong. There's nothing quite like it in the entire world. I'm flying high above the sky on the wings of love, bro! It's splendiferous.

  • http://www.popdose.com Ted

    I admit to loving these soundtrack gems, too. However, may I direct your attention to Michael Gore's theme from “Terms of Endearment” that has a similar sound to the “Love Theme from St. Elmo's Fire.”

    Check your email in a few minutes, Terje.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Ech! Ecccchhhh!!

    It's pretty, I'll give you that much. But this song has accompanied three billion movie previews that say things like, “In a world full of changes, choices and heartache, it's good to have your friends around. This Christmas, from 20th Century Fox, Julia Roberts stars in “Your Friends Around This Christmas”"

    The same could probably be said for Dave Grusin's theme from The Goonies.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    No, you're exactly the same person I used to be back then.

    Shoot Him! Shoot Him!!

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Don't listen to him, folks. It's my espadrillo-footed friend, and he's out to get revenge.

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Ted got what he had coming to him for daring to compare “Love Theme” to “Terms of Endearment,” but we settled it in private. I didn't want to humiliate him in public for his ignorance.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    No, don't listen to him, McReady! He got the Doc already! If I was the damn monster-thing, would I do this?

    (Tears head off, spins it on fingertip like a Harlem Globetrotter, then plants it back on spine stem…)

    Of Course Not!

  • hagen

    … and now we know the rest of the story.

    So it all comes down to the synth cellos, Terje? I confess to enjoying the Love Theme from St. Elmo's Fire within the confines of the movie, but hearing it on the radio felt like I was getting an audio enema. Not sure if that disqualifies me from ever seeking public office since I think I just admitted to enjoying that movie, but dammit, I did. Anyway, thanks for the origin story. I think we can start working on the antidote now.

    By the way, is David Foster the same David Foster who is a producer of House, the television show not starring David Foster but Hugh Laurie? I'm too lazy to look it up anywhere, confident as I am that you know all things David Foster…

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Interesting story: When Foster set out to record “Symphony Sessions”, an all orchestral affair, in 1987, he was reluctant to give up on his synth orchestra demos – at first he thought they sounded better than the full orchestra – this goes a long way to explain just how corrupted the human ear was in the 1980s.

    The House Foster is not the same. He's a prolific Hollywood mainstream movie producer.

  • Jodi

    I haven't read all your posts yet, but in case you haven't added this into your ipod yet, I absolutely love David Foster's work on the music for the movie, Secret of My Success.

  • Sharon

    I think you may know David Foster better than Foster himself. One of the differences between your posts and the Hitman book, is that you give more “technical” info and background and give more explanation. In the book, he mentions “Symphony Sessions” in about half a sentence, in passing.

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Thanks. “The Symphony Sessions” wasn't a commercial success. Maybe he hates to talk about his flops?

  • Sharon

    That would be my guess as well. After all, his book is titled “Forty Years Making Music, Topping Charts and Winning Grammys”, NOT “40 Years Making Crap, Flopping Charts and Losing Grammys”!

  • Anders Bernstrom

    Actually David Foster IS producer on the 2007 House Television Soundtrack. He produced “Band From TV” doing “You Can't Always Get What You Want”

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    I didn't know that. Thanks. It turns out I didn't do my homework properly when I left the comment – the series producer isn't the same as the Hollywood mainstream movie producer, either.

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    I didn't know that. Thanks. It turns out I didn't do my homework properly when I left the comment – the series producer isn't the same as the Hollywood mainstream movie producer, either.

  • Anders Bernstrom

    Actually David Foster IS producer on the 2007 House Television Soundtrack. He produced “Band From TV” doing “You Can't Always Get What You Want”

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    I didn't know that. Thanks. It turns out I didn't do my homework properly when I left the comment – the series producer isn't the same as the Hollywood mainstream movie producer, either.

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