Lost in the ’80s: Dexys Midnight Runners

John C. Hughes August 5, 2008 85

One of the first acts mentioned whenever someone brings up the subject of “’80s One-Hit Wonder,” Dexys Midnight Runners actually had quite a few hits in the UK, including a number one single (“Geno”) that wasn’t “Come On Eileen.” As Homer Simpson once spoke of the group, “You haven’t heard the last of them!”

Except in America, where, of course, we had. Despite “Eileen’s” monster success Stateside, Kevin Rowland’s rotating band of ragamuffins never followed up that hit but it wasn’t for lack of trying. 1985′s follow-up to the Gold-selling Too-Rye-Ay, the band’s third album overall, Don’t Stand Me Down, had a lot going against it. First off, gone were the overalls and hobo clothes, replaced by a new gimmick/look of tailored suits and skirts — call it Business Rock. Secondly, lead singer/songwriter Rowland refused to release a single to help promote the album, all but dooming it to failure.

Face with the withering failure of the album, Rowland finally relented and a single was issued for “This Is What She’s Like.” But in keeping with the series of poor decisions, the “single” was actually a 12-minute track, all but obliterating any chance of radio play. Oh, Kevin. The group’s label stepped in and issued a single edit (“This Is What She’s Like [Single Edit]“), (download) mercifully reducing the song to it’s catchy core. The superior edit is not too dissimilar to Too-Rye-Ay‘s sound, but despite a video to match the new image, it was too late, and Don’t Stand Me Down sank without a trace.

Seriously, who besides Yes and Pink Floyd releases 12-minute singles? Especially singles with about two minutes of nearly inaudible spoken dialog at the beginning? While I like the song, the album version is a form of pop punishment, forcing the listener to wait out a bunch of filler to get to the good part? Don’t believe me? Well, brave soul, give “This Is What She’s Like” (download) the album version a shot. You have been warned.

As far as Don’t Stand Me Down goes, it’s gone on to become something of a cult classic, being reissued in 1997 and again in 2002 in a so-called “Director’s Cut” that adds a track and fixes the remastering. Both CD versions include all 12 minutes of “This Is What She’s Like,” but I believe the single version above has only been available as a vinyl promo and on a 1994 import-only best of.

“This Is What She’s Like” did not chart.

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  • Vlad

    Wow. I’d say ouch, but I’ve never acted with Samuel Jackson. Or Dermot Mulrooney. OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER. And you know that. What are you talking about?

  • Argyle

    Oh sorry. Didn’t mean to imply that you were a bad actor. Just a bad human being.

  • Argyle

    Oh sorry. Didn’t mean to imply that you were a bad actor. Just a bad human being.

  • Vlad

    You’re a sad, bitter . . . man? You’re a man, right? Tough to tell by that high-pitched voice, effeminate walk, and man-boobs of yours. I’ll guess male, but don’t hold me to it.

  • Vlad

    You’re a sad, bitter . . . man? You’re a man, right? Tough to tell by that high-pitched voice, effeminate walk, and man-boobs of yours. I’ll guess male, but don’t hold me to it.

  • Argyle

    Ouch indeed! Which bring us back full circle to Kevin Rowland.

  • Argyle

    Ouch indeed! Which bring us back full circle to Kevin Rowland.

  • Vlad

    Wow! Well-played. Take a penis out of petty cash for your trouble.

  • Vlad

    Wow! Well-played. Take a penis out of petty cash for your trouble.

  • Argyle

    Say goodnight Gracie.

  • Argyle

    Say goodnight Gracie.

  • Vlad

    “Say goodnight Gracie”??!! What is that, George Friggin’ Burns?!! I’ll bet the ladies are real impressed when you start quoting George Burns and Herbert Hoover and who else? Mount Rushmore?? The Lincoln Memorial?? Do you really have a witty quote from the Lincoln Memorial that you break out at parties? A fascinating anecdote about Prohibition and Al Capone? God, I pity you.

  • Vlad

    “Say goodnight Gracie”??!! What is that, George Friggin’ Burns?!! I’ll bet the ladies are real impressed when you start quoting George Burns and Herbert Hoover and who else? Mount Rushmore?? The Lincoln Memorial?? Do you really have a witty quote from the Lincoln Memorial that you break out at parties? A fascinating anecdote about Prohibition and Al Capone? God, I pity you.

  • Argyle

    Those lines worked on your mother, your grandmother, your great aunt . . . the whole clan as I recall.

  • Argyle

    Those lines worked on your mother, your grandmother, your great aunt . . . the whole clan as I recall.

  • Vlad

    Mother jokes? (Well, actually mother and maternal relative jokes.) Did those make your situation better or worse when you were getting beaten up on a daily basis fom first grade through senior year of high school? Learn some social skills and then we’ll discuss your lack of taste in music.

  • Vlad

    Mother jokes? (Well, actually mother and maternal relative jokes.) Did those make your situation better or worse when you were getting beaten up on a daily basis fom first grade through senior year of high school? Learn some social skills and then we’ll discuss your lack of taste in music.

  • Argyle

    Dexy worshipper

  • Argyle

    Dexy worshipper

  • Argyle

    Ooooh, Dexy’s is sublime! You sound like an 8 year old girl

  • Argyle

    Ooooh, Dexy’s is sublime! You sound like an 8 year old girl

  • Vlad

    Frank Whaley was the guy in Career Opportunities and Pulp Fiction by the way. Ok, I cheated, I went on IMDB

    Did you know Frank Whaley and Kevin Rowland roomed together at Oxford? It could be ture. I have no information indicating it’s not. I can neither confirm nor deny this information. Which always means it’s true.

  • Vlad

    Frank Whaley was the guy in Career Opportunities and Pulp Fiction by the way. Ok, I cheated, I went on IMDB

    Did you know Frank Whaley and Kevin Rowland roomed together at Oxford? It could be ture. I have no information indicating it’s not. I can neither confirm nor deny this information. Which always means it’s true.

  • Argyle

    If you play Come On Eileen backwards, Kevin Rowland clearly says “I roomed with Frank”. Also says “Worship our Dark Lord Satan” but that’s a given.

  • Argyle

    If you play Come On Eileen backwards, Kevin Rowland clearly says “I roomed with Frank”. Also says “Worship our Dark Lord Satan” but that’s a given.

  • Vlad

    Rock on. Always leave them with a Satan reference.

  • Argyle

    That’s what it says on the Lincoln Memorial, my friend. “Always close with a Satan quote”. It’s like a pussy magnet. E=MC^2 where E equals Satan references and M, C, and that “^” symbol ALL equal MEGA-CHICKS!!! Lincoln knew that secret. Einstein knew that secret. Believe it or not, Siegfried (but not Roy) also knew that secret. And now I share it with my friend.

  • Vlad

    Yeah, it’s common knowledge that Lincoln was knee deep in pussy like 24/7. In appreciation for sharing this, I take back everything bad I said about you. Just stop quoting George Burns, it’s really not cool.

  • Argyle

    Wow, I just realized, didn’t George Burns play Satan in one of those movies?

  • Vlad

    God, Satan, whatever

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  • Grammar Funk

    It's Dexys. It's a plural noun, not a possessive.

  • Grammar Funk

    It's Dexys. It's a plural noun, not a possessive.

  • Grammar Funk

    It's Dexys. It's a plural noun, not a possessive.