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Before the sun was up the stove would be brightly burning;

Spam subject line of the day: To taste sweet in trying your hand at this subjunctive...

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Consumerism, Junk Food

There’s a fiesta in my cereal bowl and everyone’s throwing up

I think this shit is hilarious: I mean, there’s pandering to a demographic, and then there’s pandering to a demographic. And...

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Music

You have bad taste in music

My favorite is the Train clip:...

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Music, Television

Surreal

So, Tivo. My brother got it for me for Christmas, and I love it. I love it a lot. Hey, I know a lot of the technology we take for granted...

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Television

Bon Appetit

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Current Events

Kerry, Part Five: National Service

America is built on simple principles: Everyone should have the same opportunity to get ahead, and everyone has a responsibility to give...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Sleazy Ebay Whore

I’m payin’ off credit cards, so bid on my comics and shit! Tons of good readin’, mint bronze age Marvels, and if you ever...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Shameless Hype

Okay, I’ve been bugging and bugging my friend Matty to start his blog, ‘cuz he’s fucking hilarious and has about seventy...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Fred Armisen – An Appreciation In Haiku

Thine subtle humor While others laugh on cam’ra I love you, Frondi...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Rock Out With Your Cock Out

After last night’s little excursion and expirement in BWI, I woke up today feeling a little insecure. I mean, I was probably one of...

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BWI

Blogging While Intoxicated. Apparently, it’s the hip thing to do now. I’ve read several blogs in the past few days where the...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Musclebound Idiots, Clueless Whores and Big Brother 5

I admit it. This show gets me every summer. I give up three hours of my week to spend it with Julie Chen, her bizarre body glitter and...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Lord I kneel and offer you / My word on a wing

Thanks for all the IMs and e-mails folks, but I know. This is usually the part where I come up with a bunch of bad “heart” puns...

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Timelords and Sushi

Strange Johnny Convergence Moment – #52 in a series As an impossibly aggressive junior high school geek, I was obsessed with British...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Sippin’ on some 40z

Get erect. The incredibly nasty, dirty, skanky, whorish Gravy Train are touring. Nationwide even. Stop what you’re doing NOW and go...

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HWC

Liz Phair is 37. I am 36. From 1986 to around 1988, Liz Phair and I lived a mere 10 miles away from each other (she at Oberlin College, me...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Screaming Back at the Reflection

After 22 months of biting my lip as the President of the company I work for screamed (at me…at his receptionist…at the guy who...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Things my friend Jeff would have loved, but missed because he killed himself in 1990

1. The internet 2. Alternative music becoming mainstream 3. (The London) Suede 4. Bowie going industrial 5. That cool Prodigy band with the...

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Current Events

Kerry, Part Four: The International AIDS Crisis

Today we look at Kerry’s AIDS position paper, and as usual, our candidate talks a great game. In a sense, one could almost argue that...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

An observation

I had to run some errands on this lovely partly cloudy day: • I stopped first at Fingerprints Records to pick up the new Lloyd Cole...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

Stalkerish Fun

If anyone knows this incredibly hot guy in the green shorts that was at “Lapride” this past weekend, please propose to him for...

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Lost in the '80s, Music

David Bowie – Sucker MC or Lick Back in Anger

Lollipop Thrower Hits David Bowie in Eye OSLO, Norway (AP) – Halfway through his third song at a Norwegian music festival, an object...

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Unnecessary Pride

Today, I paid off the last remaining balance of a Visa I’ve had since I was 20 years old and living in Cleveland. It’s done....

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Lost in the '80s, Music

"Eyes are always open / Even when they sleep…"

Beautiful synchronicity led me to the International Channel where I saw a quickie documentary on artist Takayuki Mitsushima. Mitsushima...

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Tales from the Dragon Club, Part One: The DMZ, CID and EBN-OZN

In the winter of 1990, I found myself in Tongduchon, Korea, a smallish military town about 15 miles south of the Demilitarized Zone, or...

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How do you make a hormone?

Don’t pay her a promised Toyota. Everything about this story is hilarious, from her expression, to the prize, to the fact that she...

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She’s In Parties, Part the Second

A recap for those just joining us. At this point, we had been at the party for about an hour and it was a nice, mellow affair, with about...

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Behold – the perfect rock star!

I have created the perfect rock star…one part power pop, one part classic rock and one part alterna-angst. We shall call her: Alanis...

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Holy Crap.

Via papito1: I hate memes. Honest. But cheggidout: J Jolly O Overwhelming H Honorable N Nerdy ? H Hairy . Name / Username: Name Acronym...

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Meanwhile…

Let’s look at tragically hip emo kids and street trash, shall we? I have a soft spot for gutter glamour. Slumming? Pining for youth...