Phagz on 45: Episode Three

John C. Hughes June 2, 2008 13

Phagz on 45

Our new(ish) weekly feature on Popdose rolls on, as John C. Hughes and the world’s foremost Belinda Carlisle impersonator, a.k.a. his buddy Matty (or “Bearlinda,” if you prefer), knock back even more drinks and review some singles, homo style. This week your rainbeaux duo take a listen to songs by Phil Oakey, Skinjobs, Sparks, and the irrepressible Charo while discussing singles-bar muskrats eatin’ others’ scraps and Jughead’s sexuality. Enjoy, and as always, MP3s of the songs are below so you can follow along at home.

Alex Gold feat. Phil Oakey — “LA Today” (download)

Skinjobs — “Peepshow Love” (download)

Charo — “Love Will Keep Us Together” (download) / YouTube video (a must-see!)

Sparks — “I Like Girls” (download)

  • http://music.consumerhelpweb.com/blog Mike

    (sigh)…this is truly going to be a love/hate thing for me. Despite the fact that you guys perpetuate just about every annoying stereotype about homosexuals in existence, you're still pretty funny! And that Charo impression was dead-on.

  • JohnHughes

    I don't know what you mean by “stereotype(s) about homosexuals” but if you lump me in with a group as a whole one more time, I'm going to scratch your eyes out, Mary.

  • http://www.popdose.com 1Py_Korry1

    Is Phil Oakey a robot?

  • Matty

    Thank you Angel!!! I'm WONDERFUL!! XOXO, Matty

  • http://captivewildwoman.blogspot.com Miss_Lisa

    Nothing's gayer than that Charo video. Her flying fringe is just so…and those conga players…in silhouette…her giant immovable hair…her throaty accented delivery…I just…(holding my head, crying). Thank you.

  • Darren

    Wait a sec…you guys are gay?!

  • Darren

    i'm sorry, but the more I stared at the phagz banner, the more I thought a slight revamp was in order. sigh, where did my poor parents go wrong? :)

    http://www.darrenrobbins.com/phagz.jpg

  • Matty

    DARREN HUGH R. AWFUL!!!!! (Awful funny!! :) )

  • Big Dave

    SPARKS RULE homo!

  • Matty!

    Sparks is for fags!!!! XO, Matty!

  • Matty!

    Sparks is for fags!!!! XO, Matty!

  • Big Dave

    SPARKS RULE homo!

  • Matty!

    Sparks is for fags!!!! XO, Matty!