Today we introduce a new weekly feature on Popdose, as John C. Hughes and the world’s foremost Belinda Carlisle impersonator, a.k.a. his buddy Matty (or “Bearlinda,” if you prefer), knock back some drinks and review some singles, homo style. This week your rainbeaux duo take a listen to songs by Posh Spice, the Primitives, the Village People, the Bravery, Divine, and Edith “The Egg Lady” Massey while discussing Sporty Spice’s sexuality, beard fleas, and Brazilian slap porn. MP3s of the songs are below so you can follow along at home.
Victoria Beckham — “Should Have Known’” (download)
Divine — “You Think You’re a Man” (download)
Edith Massey — “Punks Get Off the Grass” (download)
The Primitives — “Out of Reach” (download)
Village People — “Diet” (download)
The Bravery — “This Is Not the End” (download)