And yet the people peddling this nonsense 24 hours a day all make a heck of a lot more than those of us stained with ink who decided that if we're going to use sports metaphors like “pulling ahead” and “jab,” we might as well right about sports.

No way I let my kids go into this field. None.

Sounds dire? Here's how it works: Clinton and Obama take it all the way to the Convention. Obama has the popular vote and the best wishes of a new, young electorate. Nonetheless, the powers that be will go with Clinton because of her past. Obama supporters are shunned, disillusioned with the process since it essentially hands the torch to the old guard, and those supporters do not back her. The vote is irrevocably split. McCain waltzes through.

Now, having said this, when this happens the Democratic party ought to close shop. Seriously. With all of Bush's negative aspects shoved to the fore, there should be no way a party member espousing the same policy rhetoric should win. But he will in what will be considered the biggest Democrat collapse in the history of modern politics. When this happens, all who align themselves with the Dems should be regarded as electably impotent and should seek other associations and put the damn donkey out of its misery.

I sound angry, right? Good.

And yet the people peddling this nonsense 24 hours a day all make a heck of a lot more than those of us stained with ink who decided that if we're going to use sports metaphors like “pulling ahead” and “jab,” we might as well right about sports.

No way I let my kids go into this field. None.

Sounds dire? Here's how it works: Clinton and Obama take it all the way to the Convention. Obama has the popular vote and the best wishes of a new, young electorate. Nonetheless, the powers that be will go with Clinton because of her past. Obama supporters are shunned, disillusioned with the process since it essentially hands the torch to the old guard, and those supporters do not back her. The vote is irrevocably split. McCain waltzes through.

Now, having said this, when this happens the Democratic party ought to close shop. Seriously. With all of Bush's negative aspects shoved to the fore, there should be no way a party member espousing the same policy rhetoric should win. But he will in what will be considered the biggest Democrat collapse in the history of modern politics. When this happens, all who align themselves with the Dems should be regarded as electably impotent and should seek other associations and put the damn donkey out of its misery.

I sound angry, right? Good.

And yet the people peddling this nonsense 24 hours a day all make a heck of a lot more than those of us stained with ink who decided that if we're going to use sports metaphors like “pulling ahead” and “jab,” we might as well right about sports.

No way I let my kids go into this field. None.

Sounds dire? Here's how it works: Clinton and Obama take it all the way to the Convention. Obama has the popular vote and the best wishes of a new, young electorate. Nonetheless, the powers that be will go with Clinton because of her past. Obama supporters are shunned, disillusioned with the process since it essentially hands the torch to the old guard, and those supporters do not back her. The vote is irrevocably split. McCain waltzes through.

Now, having said this, when this happens the Democratic party ought to close shop. Seriously. With all of Bush's negative aspects shoved to the fore, there should be no way a party member espousing the same policy rhetoric should win. But he will in what will be considered the biggest Democrat collapse in the history of modern politics. When this happens, all who align themselves with the Dems should be regarded as electably impotent and should seek other associations and put the damn donkey out of its misery.

I sound angry, right? Good.