Pop Politico: “Why Bill Clinton Is a Douchebag”

For all intents and purposes, Bill and Hillary Clinton should be my candidates. On the political spectrum I consider myself center-left, and the Clintons have been center-left politicians since, well, they became politicians. You can call it centrist, or “Blue Dog,” or what have you, but they are political dealmakers in a system designed for compromise. However, the system seems to work well when those who are forced to compromise also have a set of core values that are different from the opposition. The whole notion of compromise might be a foreign thought to our ears after enduring the reign of W. and his contingent of “no compromise” congressmen and women; however, during Bill Clinton’s tenure as President, he frustrated the hell out of many Democrats by making whatever deal he could to insure that he would survive politically — even if that meant walking and talking like a Republican.

During his presidency, it seemed whenever Clinton decided to undertake a policy initiative designed to help middle-to-lower-middle class folks who elected him, he wound up doing more harm than good. From health care, to gays in the military, to reforming the social welfare system, to the Telecommunications Act, to the Defense of Marriage Act, it all seemed so antithetical to what Democrats supposedly stood for. Sure, he said he was trying to chart a “third way” in politics that would transcend the ideological clashes between New Deal Democrats and Reagan Republicans, but it seemed the only politically viable “third way” out of this clash was for him to support the party of Bill Clinton. Since Clinton is more like a “Rockefeller Republican” than a political leftie, it was easier for him to make deals with the current crop of Republicans (who became a majority in 1994) than it was with Democrats. The result of his impressive political acumen and tepid political ideology was a presidency that, at bottom, stood for one thing: political survival.

If elected, Hillary may be a different kind of President than Bill, but currently he’s dominating her campaign by doing what Bill Clinton does best: making it all about Bill. Sure, he artfully weaves Hillary’s name into his speeches, but if Hillary becomes president, I think the ’90s redux of Clintonism is bound to flounder due to the following realities:

1. We’re mired in an expensive war with no exit strategy.
2. We’re headed for (or already in) an economic recession.
3. A large majority of the Democratic base wants universal health care.
4. And if you read Dw. Dunphy’s excellent piece, Americans and the government need to get out from under the piles of debt we’ve accumulated. For the working stiff that means better paying jobs. For the government, it means stop decreasing taxes while going on a deficit spending spree. And for American businesses, it means stop boosting your profits on the backs of slave labor overseas.

If we’ve learned anything from Clintonism, or Third Way politics, it’s that it seems to do well in times of peace, ideological insouciance, and when members of your political party are not particularly united around a set of core issues. Just surveying the political attitudes of Democrats today will make it clear that having the Party of Bill back in office is the wrong way to go.

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  • It's disappointing, really. No, I have no great love for Clintonism, but I have less for the current administration and their virtual two-tiered reality: the wealthy five percent and the rest in the quickly disappearing middle class and rapidly growing poor. With that dynamic, and the public outcry for change and reform, the Clinton campaign should have been a cakewalk.

    Yet, there's Bill out there electioneering like a candidate and not a potential 'first husband', race baiting the electorate, trying to make things uglier. Obama has been trying to stay above the fray but has found it necessary to come back swinging. It's partially a good thing because Democrats historically have a way of not fighting back, letting accusations slide in order to maintain... I don't know... dignity? Decorum? Just to save face? Either way, it is a flaw that Republicans have worked like a song for decades.

    The big negative though is that all the promises of doing things a new way have ceased. They have to. Politics is not a 'new way' sort of game. But in all the electioneering, will the Dems two top picks bust each other up to the point where neither seems presidential or electable?

    Dramatic as it sounds, I truly believe that if a Democrat cannot win this year, a year where Bush / Cheney are almost handing a victory to them through flaw and failure, the Democratic party ends. It will be a worldwide sign that, as a member of the GOP, you can't screw up enough to not win.
  • "I truly believe that if a Democrat cannot win this year, a year where Bush / Cheney are almost handing a victory to them through flaw and failure, the Democratic party ends."

    Don't forget about hacking votes! Or what about other dirty tricks the Right has used to subvert an election -- like those chronicled in the book below:

    http://www.amazon.com/How-Rig-Election-Confessi...
  • Very true.

    You would think though, with the GOP on the hook for so many things wrong with the country, that there wouldn't be a mysterious vote malfunction or supernatural electorate out there that could stop the Dems, that the preponderance of evidence would be enough to usher in change...

    Or maybe I've been watching one too many Frank Capra movies!
  • jack
    Haven't you heard? The pundits on Fox news are already saying the economy is in a downturn because of "fears of a Democrat becoming President"!

    It has nothing to do with tax cuts for the wealthy, a costly war with no definite end, worldwide resentment at our actions, or the current administration's inability to EVER admit an error in judgment or change course (That would be a sign of weakness. Better to drive off a cliff than turn the wheel!)
  • Fox is right. Fox is always right. And Ann Coulter is the hottest piece in the whole world.

    Y'know, blinders are fun.
  • Is it a coincidence that you mentioned "Ann Coulter" and a piece of horseriding equipment in the same comment?
  • Hey, the old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.
  • I think I'll attend her next public speech, and throw apples and lumps of sugar at her.
  • My wife says she's so bitter because she injects herself with her own urine.
  • JonCummings
    The Clintons are dead to me.
  • Cap
    It will be difficult for a liberal to win. The surge is working, despite the almost treasonous clammers of leading dems. Tax cuts have a history of working to stimulate the economy, as W proved a few years ago despite the shrieking of liberals who were once again outsmarted. And liberals are being exposed as being racist as they are against schools of choice, no child left behind and the black genocide called abortion.
  • We're not looking at tax cuts though. Yes, there is support to retain Bush's previous cuts but what's coming down the pike is a rebate in a credit crunch. That's a wash. That rebate goes right in to pay for the credit debacle, not economy stimulus as hoped. 1 for 1.
  • You neglect to mention that tax cuts only work if you reduce government spending accordingly -- something this administration has proven itself to be gleefully unwilling to do. And speaking of wasting money, no surge on Earth is powerful enough to overcome the disgusting corruption encouraged by the Bushies in Iraq. Seven years of this total bullshit, and you're still defending these thugs? Voters like you are what's wrong with this country.
  • It's important, at this point, to remember George W.'s insistence that "America will not tolerate terrorists or countries that harbor them". We occupied, and continue to occupy, a country that initially didn't have terrorists. Was Sadaam Hussein bad for the world? Sure. But we occupied a country that, at that moment, didn't personally attack us. The UN was right. No WMDs. But we, as a sovereign nation, refused to listen.

    But what of Pakhistan and Saudi Arabia, two places we know for certain are harboring terrorist movements? Where is our tough talk to them? Nowhere, since they're also our "allies".

    Why are we spending lives and money to confront terrorism anywhere but where we know the terrorists are?"
  • Just think if it was a Democract who tried to do a tenth of what Bush is doing to our country. What would the Right be doing and saying right now?
  • Cap: Are these the latest talking points from the RNC? Man, you guys gotta "refresh" these 'cause it's all pretty stale. Buy hey, I'm surprised you didn't include a "Hillary is a communist lesbian" sentence in there. Those are always good for a laugh.
  • Dan
    Jeff - tax cuts DON'T "only work if you reduce government spending accordingly ". Actually, just reducing government spending works fine. Tax cuts are simply a give-back to the wealthy. They don't stimulate the economy at all. Upper tax brackets were taxed at a higher rate during Clinton (who, nevertheless is a douchebag) and the economy was much better by any measuring stick. Maybe not the rate of homeownership, but that was an illusion, wasn't it.
  • Don't get me wrong -- I'm not advocating tax cuts. I'm actually of the belief that we (particularly me, out here in New Hampshire) are taxed next to nothing for our ridiculous standard of living. I just didn't want to get into that with Captain Bozo. My point was that even if you believe tax cuts are necessary to stimulate the economy, you can't possibly be stupid enough to think the government can get away with subsequently increasing spending.
  • Your Cuz
    Sounds like your voting for Obama
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