Popdose Lost Classics: Jeff Giles, “Hot Nights/Cool Sounds” (2002)

Matthew Bolin April 1, 2009 112

Our first installment of the new Popdose Lost Classics series is an album from earlier this decade by none other than our own Popmeister, Jeff Giles! What was supposed to be a breakthrough major-label deal for Jeff from Columbia Records turned into a modern music afterthought, after the entire promotion budget was spent erecting giant billboards throughout the Far East of Jeff fighting Mothra. While the album did become a cult hit in Japan (Gilesfest ’09 takes place June 26-28 at the Tokyo Narita Airport Hilton), it’s virtually unheard of in the Western world, which is a damn shame, as it’s one of the more unique works to arrive this decade: a cross of smooth jazz, gut-wrenching soul, and acid house, Hot Nights (or Hott Nites according to some bootleg copies) is quite the piece of work.

The album kicks off with the first single, “Let’s Go,”  which, simply put, is not just a pop song, but a four-minute spiritual voyage. As horns glissando into guitar lines, which sail into waves of both keyboards and timpani, Jeff weaves a tale of “getting away from it all” to a place where “words and mind collide / like a supercollider / inside of a spider”. The transcendent nature of the work continues through rest of the first half (the “Hot Nights” part) of the album, including the rave up “Lover-cize,” a strangely dark re-interpretation of TLC’s “No Scrubs,” and the second single “Just Kickin’ It,” which is sort of like a “Kokomo” for a new generation, except it doesn’t suck.

The “Cool Sounds” in the hands of a lesser artist would lead one to believe it was named in error, as heat pours off all channels in these tracks: Arranged like drenched sheets after a threesome, this music is what Axe body spray sounds like. Jeff Giles knows this, and thus the irony of our existence: that in order to be hot, we must keep it cool. And so he does (keep it cool…and hot). Thus we are given fine points of aural seduction courtesy of Jeff Giles (Jeffduction?): “Keep it Comin’” takes double entendre and slaps it across the face, telling it to make him a sandwich. “My Lady My Life” is perhaps the most deeply philosophical song ever written that contains only the words “My,” “Lady,” and “Life.” And “100% Smooth” sounds exactly like what the title says–sometimes simplicity is the best way to do things.

The album ends with what “Jeffheads” affectionately call “The Parenthetical Trilogy,” with the tunes “Baby (That’s What I Call You),” “Help Yourself (To a Piece of Me),” and the album’s arguable masterpiece (and third single), “12 Items Or Lust (Foxy Checkout Mama).” Both a rumination on the randomness of love, and according to the liner notes, a tribute to Pearl Jam, the lyrics speaks of the sandness of ineffable connections, the turgidity of finding the silver lining in the daily struggle, and the moments that allow us to break free and make freaky-ass booty-love:

My sweet ice cream be meltin’
A feelin’ I haven’t felt in such a long, long time ago
She asks me how I’m payin’
‘Cause if I pay, she’s stayin’
Oh baby, I just don’t know

Like I said, this should have been a hit, but the financial realities of the music business interceded. Among the greatest tragedies was that there wasn’t enough money left over from the Mothra fiasco to make a video for the first two singles. Jeff, though, was able to scrape together a bit of funding to give “12 Items Or Lust” the video it deserved , but with no additional promotion, and MTV already entrenched in its move to an all reality-show format, both the video and album quickly faded away, and Giles turned his attention to his two other great loves, pop culture writing, and the professional Marc Cohn impersonators’ circuit.

For now, just take a glance at the video and let us know if you agree: that this should have been the start of something big.

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  • dslifton

    Considine's greatest-ever review.

  • Rodger

    I only listen to punk, but <iAnd Five More is a fucking awesome song.

  • Rodger

    And Five More tags are for sellouts.

  • Ben W

    So in 2008 at Bonnaroo, when Kanye West made everyone wait for three hours while they set up his “Glow in the Dark” stage show, I heard a grizzled old roadie mutter under his breath – “Never woulda happened with Giles man. That guy was always on the ball.”

  • http://www.t-sides.com TaylorTSides

    I always thought he was saying “I have a golden rod!”

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    “12 Items Or Lust” always confused me. I mean, yes, it's a play on the “twelve items or less” line at a grocery store, but Jeff keeps singing “12 items of lust” like it's the “Twelve Days of Christmas.” Alright, call it poetic license, but those lyrics are sloppy. And those backup singers on there. For God's sake, harmony cannot keep someone from sounding flat and I don't care how many people are singing at once!

    That said, the rest of the album was a Godsend back in 2002. 9-11 was still hanging over us like a dark cloud, waiting to chuck Osama Bin Ladens galore on us and I had given up all faith in love and humanity. I mean, screw it. We're all gonna die. Then Jeff comes along and shifts the emphasis. Screw it! We're all gonna die! I said, yes! I get it! I will screw it! Thank you for opening my eyes!

    This album also taught my niece long-division.

  • http://www.t-sides.com TaylorTSides

    In the Manhattan Skyline picture, is he blue like Dr. Manhattan? He always knew how to cater to the nerd market…

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Giles does not play. Slackers are toast on his tours.

  • Ben W

    No but he's wearing blue head and wrist bands.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    I guess that might make sense… He was dating Rue McClannahan at the time so he just ask well could have been shouting, “I have a Golden Girl.” I'm so glad the Mercury Lounge fixed their acoustics after that one.

  • http://www.t-sides.com TaylorTSides

    Close enough!

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Song-offs come in threes now. It should also include that Gloria Estefan song where she sings, “1, 2, 3, 4, come on, baby say you love me…”

  • Ben W

    Well there was talk of Rush becoming Jeff's back-up band for a special Boxing Day concert in Vancouver.

  • Ben W

    I was pissed when TGI Fridays used “Hot and Thicke” in a commercial for their wing sauce. That was one of the first real cracks in the Giles armor.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    And then Kevin Barnes, that friggin' copycat, goes and sells Of Montreal's “Wraith Pinned…” to Outback, claiming he just wanted to be more Giles-like. Now he wears a giant body condom on stage. Serves him right.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    It was gonna happen, then at the last minute – Bam – Triumph substituted. Needless to say, it was all a complete FUBAR disaster.

  • dslifton

    Good news for Jefito fans! I'm watching Behind The Music right now and, apparently, he's working on a new album that he says is his best one yet!

  • tmrtgo

    I've always hated Marc Cohn, and I've always hated Jeff Giles. Seriously, didn't Sonic Youth save us from this nonsense? It's crap like this that makes me miss the halcyon days of Maxi Priest and Al Be Sure! Misogynistic, casually ageist, and politically problematic, Jeff Giles may be hailed as a genius in some quarters, but I continue to find this crypto-fascist cuddlecore/ R&B blend to embody everything that truly wonderful, seminal artists as Me Phi Me and Seven Mary Three strove to change in the world of pop music.

  • Ben W

    I got the Mercury Lounge Show beat. I'm at Lounge Ax in Chicago, it's like 1994 or 1995. I'm hanging out with Neil Hagerty and Jeff Tweedy. Will Oldham smoked us out in the parking lot with some primo killer indica. So me and Hagerty and Tweedy are hanging out at Lounge Ax and we're there to check out Roy Montgomery and Gastr del Sol. Anyway, the opening band comes on and the singer is in this big black cape. We're thinking this is some kind of proto-goth thing, when all of the sudden, the singer throws the cape into the audience and it's GILES! Everyone went nucking futts man. It was unreal. He did a cover of “Hurricane Fighter Plane” that segued into “Come and Get Your Love” that blew my mind. Unreal. He played a couple more songs and then he was gone. Just jumped off stage, walked out the door of Lounge Ax and then got into a waiting limo. A couple years later I saw him and Jeff Buckley do a set of Leonard Cohen covers at Arlene's Grocery, but that Lounge Ax “Sabotage” show was just unreal. Man, just recalling it, I get a little teary eyed.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Don't be a hata.

  • http://schiing.terjefjelde.com terje

    Yeah, I heard that, too. I think Bob James was mentioned as one of the producers?

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    I vaguely recall reading an interview with David Grubbs where he said, “Giles comes in, turns the place upside down, leaves, and here's me and Jim (O'Rourke) thinking, “How are we gonna top that? And he wasn't even scheduled to play! We broke Gastr up that very night.”

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Don't get your hopes up. Much to Jason's chagrin, I hear Benny Mardones is also involved somehow.

  • tmrtgo

    Sorry…. It's just that I'm still bitter that one of Giles' early shows — opening for Will to Power and Hi-Five — ran over (he was ranting about the soundman) meant that I didn't get the chance to hear “The Kissing Game.”

  • http://popdose.com MatthewBolin

    No way. It has to be Toni Basil's “Shopping From A to Z”!

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Yes, the infamous Hi Power Giles show. Tragic.

  • David_E

    Too, I think we tend to forget Jeff's hard-knock rise to fame, as chronicled in “The Jazz Singer.”

  • http://thevitaminkid.blogspot.com autodidact

    This amazes me. I always thought Jeff was the fifth Ruttle.

  • EightE1

    No, man, that was “The Jizz Singer.” Totally different movie.

  • EightE1

    I was all stoked the other day, cuz I heard Giles was playing the Fillmore Detroit later in the month. Had my plane ticket ordered and everything. Now I come to find out it's J. GEILS playing the Fillmore Detroit. My dyslexia strikes again.

  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    It's an easy mistake to make. We both have Magic Dicks.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Unfortunately, you both have Seth Justmans too.

    And let's not even get into the kind of medicines it takes to clear up a Peter Wolf.

  • http://www.t-sides.com TaylorTSides

    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ITS HIM

  • EightE1

    Now, now — don't scare him. Remember what happened at the Mercury Lounge. Everyone just stay cool.

    Anyway, that comment was an hour ago, and it's WAY past his bedtime …

  • David_E

    Oh lord – after a full day spent reading comments, leaving comments, and generally enjoying the post, I actually just listened to the track.

    It … it's actually not bad! At the very least, no worse than most of what charted in the late 80s/early 90s.

    Hey – does anyone else see those four guys riding horses on the horizon?

  • hagen

    It's like when Tom Rogo did the samba thing, only without the midget groupies and blood everywhere. Grammy-worthy, at any rate.

  • http://www.lancereviews.homestead.com Lance Berry

    One of my favorite sellers on Ebay is a dude in Japan, whom I go through for all my Japanese import CDs. During a casual conversation about what he had in stock, somehow the subject of Giles and Hott Nites/Cool Sounds came about(he had only heard the bootleg version, and threw it out because he said it sounded like a cat masturbating…when I informed him it's supposed to sound like that, he felt great shame at the loss).

    Anyway, long story short, he contacted another “underground” dealer he knew in Russia, who had one of only 7 pressed copies of Giles' CD single “Socks Aren't New”, which was a duet with David Bowie, who was just coming off the success of “Heathen”.

    Suffice to say, Bowie sounded like crap, and Giles rocked the single all the way through.

    I still have that single to this day.

    It makes me happy on lonely nights.

  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    I would like to thank everyone who posted these hysterical comments all April Fool's long — I laughed out loud more than once.

    Also, I think everyone should know who was REALLY behind the song in question: Terje Fjelde wrote and performed the music (and put together the video), Jason Hare did the lead vocals, and Dw. Dunphy wrote the lyrics and did the background vocals. Matthew Bolin, aside from penning the most positive review of my musical career, put together the album artwork.

    Congratulations, everyone, on a roast well done.

  • http://www.ooblick.com/weblog/ arensb

    What about the Smiths' “Shoplifters of the World”, or Tools You Can Trust's “Working and Shopping”?

  • http://www.popdose.com Zack

    You two are both wrong, he was saying “I have goldenrod.” Didn't you notice the bundle of flowers he was clutching in his hand?

  • David_E

    … So, any chance we could get the lyrics posted?

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    jeff giles is well known face in the music.

  • http://www.theaffordablehome.com/ vessel sink

    the music album is best i have listen it many times.i love it.

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    The “Cool Sounds” in the hands of a lesser artist would lead one to believe it was named in error, as heat pours off all channels in these tracks.

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