Popdosers Weigh In: Soundtrack “Title” Songs

Jason Hare August 22, 2008 78

You may have noticed that Name That Tune was conspicuously absent from the site last week. It won’t be here this week, either, and that’s because we’ve fired Scraps. No, just kidding. His computer exploded, leaving him without access to his mp3s. Have no fear: he’ll be back next week, and coming up, we’ll be featuring a guest Name That Tune post from Coverville’s Brian Ibbott! In the meantime, though, I have a challenge for all of you.

nullLast night, my wife, best friend and I went to see Huey Lewis and the News at the Seaside Summer Concert Series in Brooklyn. They were awesome, by the way, but that’s not the point of this post. The band played their brand-new song “Pineapple Express,” the title track from, uh, Pineapple Express. I think the song itself is quite good, but the lyrics are relatively awful (“How’d we get into this mess? / Pineapple Express”). Hearing these lyrics led my wife to posit “Any song written for a movie that mentions the title of the movie in its lyrics sucks.”

My best friend and I jumped all over this theory with some of our favorite soundtrack songs from the ’80s. Some of them may not be amazing, but they’re certainly don’t suck: “Ghostbusters,” “Footloose” and “Fame” were the first ones that came up. This morning, my friend threw in “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” and “Purple Rain.” It’s been a pretty easy theory to disprove, as she has yet to come up with a song other than “Pineapple Express” to support her claim. (To be fair, she’s busy taking care of sick children right now, but whatever.) Jeff has added a few as well, and suggested we have you join us in this game.

So, Popdosers, here’s your challenge: name songs that either prove or disprove the theory.

The Rules (which we are kind of making up as we go):

  • The full title of the movie has to be mentioned. (This disqualifies “We Don’t Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)” because while she mentions “beyond” and “thunderdome,” she never mentions “Max Max beyond thunderdome.”)
  • It can’t be a song that merely mentions another movie. (Disqualifying Deep Blue Something’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”)
  • You can mention the Bond films, but that’s the easy way out. Jeff thinks “Live and Let Die” sucks but I like it. I also like “View to a Kill” and “For Your Eyes Only (Only For Yuhhhh).”

So far, in the “Soundtrack songs that mention the title of the movie are AWESOME!” group, we have: “Ghostbusters” (download), “Fame,” “Footloose,” “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” (download), and “Purple Rain.”

In the “Soundtrack songs that mention the title of the movie BLOW CHUNKS!” group, we have “Goldeneye,” “Spy Hard,” and “Spies Like Us” (download). Bonus points if you can mention another song for a movie with “spy” or “spies” in the title — and the theme song to The Spy Who Loved Me was “Nobody Does it Better,” just FYI.

Obviously this game is ridiculously subjective — but we know you guys have strong opinions on important matters such as these, so let’s hear from you! And Name That Tune will (thankfully) return next week!

  • http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/ GrayFlannelSuit

    Where's Norm MacDonald when you need him?

  • forwardgirl

    Ones that come to mind, in my order of diminishing awesomeness:
    FM – Steely Dan (a gimme, my binky band)
    Return To Waterloo – Ray Davies
    Nothing In Common – Thompson Twins
    She's Having A Baby – Dave Wakeling

    Hmm. Have to dig these albums (err, cassettes) out, there's some real good stuff on these soundtracks. God, I feel so old. Oooh, and have to track down Love Rules by Don Henley from the Fast Times album…

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    Frank Stallone totally rocks!

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    I'm so sad. I love Spies Like Us!

  • http://www.bastardradio.com steed

    And one of the best – was hit in Chartburn right before this – “On Our Own” by Bobby Brown.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    With crackwhores.

  • BenW

    I present a Jamaican four pack -

    Jimmy Cliff – “The Harder They Come”
    Eddy Grant – “Romancing the Stone”
    Bunny Wailer – “Rockers”
    Kenneth Milligan – “Shottas”

  • http://harpandthistle.blogspot.com RLB

    If only the Cannonball Run Theme had words!

  • Ken Shane

    When I saw that there were so many comments, I was sure that someone would have mentioned “Live and Let Die,” especially because you mentioned spy songs. It goes in the awesome category.

  • Ken Shane

    Oops, you did mention it. I agree with you.

  • Elaine

    I thought of 9 to 5 also. And To Live and Die In L.A. (for me) is too classy for this list, just like Streets of Philadelphia is for Jason. Did anybody mention The Neverending Story yet? My kids play that godawful DDR2 version because it's a Neverending title song loop when they leave the thing running and no one's playing it. I really hate that song.

    Does La Bamba count? How about Ice Castles, seeing as they were stupid enough to parenthetically name it “Whatever it is (Theme from Ice Castles)?” And I think the theme to Blazing Saddles might have been just that

  • Ray

    THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY – Love and Kisses

  • http://robertcashill.blogspot.com BobCashill

    Don't forget “The Blob,” as performed by The Five Blobs (including Burt Bacharach). Drive-in perfection. (The Blob is 50 years old next month.)

    QUANTUM OF SILENCE is likely to join ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, OCTOPUSSY, and CASINO ROYALE as that rare Bond that doesn't reference the title.

    Not “spies,” but Nancy Sinatra did sing “The Last of the Secret Agents,” from the film.

    Old-school, Oscar-nommed or -winning classics (that is, in the ear of the beholder) that do incorporate the title: “Blues in the Night,” “Three Coins in the Fountain,” “My Foolish Heart,” “Love is a Many-Splendored Thing,” “Gigi,” “Days of Wine and Roses,” “Born Free,” “Bless the Beasts and Children,” “The Way We Were,” “You Light Up My Life,” “Fame,” “Nine to Five,” “Endless Love,” Neil Young's “Philadelphia,” from the film; Springsteen's “Dead Man Walking”; and “That Thing You Do!” There may be others, but in the film, “Love Letters,” for example, has no lyrics.

  • http://robertcashill.blogspot.com BobCashill

    “Grease” originated with the 1978 film and not the Broadway musical, though it has become part of subsequent revivals.

    Also from the 80s, “Xanadu” and “Can't Stop The Music”…oh, and do Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees covering “Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band” in '78 count?

    The film MONA LISA is one big homage to one of the all-time great movie theme songs, one that Oscar got right, from the 1950 film “Captain Carey U.S.A.” I wonder how many songwriting teams tried to figure out lyrics for “Captain Carey U.S.A” till someone decided to take the indirect route?

  • Christian Kennedy

    I don't know if they have been mentioned, but I have a soft spot for “The Secret of My Success” by Night Ranger and “The Last Unicorn” by America. Sadly, I too like “Spies Like US.”

  • Christian Kennedy

    Does “Dream Warriors” by Dokken (Rockin' with Dokken!) count even though it's only part of the movies title?

  • http://robertcashill.blogspot.com BobCashill

    Good try, but I think the “rules” state that it has to be the fuil title. (Which is hard: Try lyricizing “A Nightmare on Elm Street III.”)

    That made me think of “Freddy's Dead”…but you'd still have to get “The FInal Nightmare” in there. Right? (And it's not a song original to the movie, like “Stayin' Alive,” the SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER sequel.)

    A terrible title tune I love is “Looker,” performed by Sue Saad. “She's a looker/Check it and see/She's got it all, yeah, she's got it made/She's a looker…” (Somewhere, “A pretty face/reflected in a mirror/so perfect in every way” fits in there.)

  • TomA

    You Light Up My Life.
    I'm sorry to even have to type it.

  • http://www.jasonhare.com jasonhare

    Nope, doesn't count. He mentions “Ghostbusters” but does not mention “Ghostbusters II.”

  • JonCummings

    Nobody's mentioned the title song from one of our favorite movies, Bob–the Pia Zadora classic “The Lonely Lady.” Who sang that piece of shee-ite?

  • JonCummings

    Also, there were “Let's Do It Again” and “Which Way Is Up?”

  • http://robertcashill.blogspot.com BobCashill

    Ah, “The Lonely Lady.” Or: “The LONELY LAAAAAAADDDDDYYYY…” A singer lost to history, I'm afraid. (But Ray Liotta's film debut.)

  • http://fridaymp3.blogspot.com shweeney

    I recalled liking “Spies like us”, but listening to it there it must be one of the worst things Macca ever did (and that's really saying something). When they asked him to do it they were probably thinking “hey, he managed to do great things with a clunky title like Live and Let Die, he'll have no problem with this one”. How wrong they were.

    far and away the worst Bond example is “Die another Day” an awful awful song to accompany a monumentally stupid movie. I'm kind of hoping they try and crowbar the movie title into the next theme, but sadly they probably won't. Instead we'll have to make do with this from Adam and Joe:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMoJRLStD9c

  • http://www.t-sides.com TaylorTSides

    It was a wig? Damn. I was hoping the men of Deadliest Catch really *had* brought the mullet back.

  • GaryB

    How about “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”?

  • GaryB

    How about “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”?

  • GaryB

    How about “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”?

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