Popdosers Weigh In: Soundtrack “Title” Songs

You may have noticed that Name That Tune was conspicuously absent from the site last week. It won’t be here this week, either, and that’s because we’ve fired Scraps. No, just kidding. His computer exploded, leaving him without access to his mp3s. Have no fear: he’ll be back next week, and coming up, we’ll be featuring a guest Name That Tune post from Coverville’s Brian Ibbott! In the meantime, though, I have a challenge for all of you.

nullLast night, my wife, best friend and I went to see Huey Lewis and the News at the Seaside Summer Concert Series in Brooklyn. They were awesome, by the way, but that’s not the point of this post. The band played their brand-new song “Pineapple Express,” the title track from, uh, Pineapple Express. I think the song itself is quite good, but the lyrics are relatively awful (”How’d we get into this mess? / Pineapple Express”). Hearing these lyrics led my wife to posit “Any song written for a movie that mentions the title of the movie in its lyrics sucks.”

My best friend and I jumped all over this theory with some of our favorite soundtrack songs from the ’80s. Some of them may not be amazing, but they’re certainly don’t suck: “Ghostbusters,” “Footloose” and “Fame” were the first ones that came up. This morning, my friend threw in “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” and “Purple Rain.” It’s been a pretty easy theory to disprove, as she has yet to come up with a song other than “Pineapple Express” to support her claim. (To be fair, she’s busy taking care of sick children right now, but whatever.) Jeff has added a few as well, and suggested we have you join us in this game.

So, Popdosers, here’s your challenge: name songs that either prove or disprove the theory.

The Rules (which we are kind of making up as we go):

  • The full title of the movie has to be mentioned. (This disqualifies “We Don’t Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)” because while she mentions “beyond” and “thunderdome,” she never mentions “Max Max beyond thunderdome.”)
  • It can’t be a song that merely mentions another movie. (Disqualifying Deep Blue Something’s “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”)
  • You can mention the Bond films, but that’s the easy way out. Jeff thinks “Live and Let Die” sucks but I like it. I also like “View to a Kill” and “For Your Eyes Only (Only For Yuhhhh).”

So far, in the “Soundtrack songs that mention the title of the movie are AWESOME!” group, we have: “Ghostbusters” (download), “Fame,” “Footloose,” “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” (download), and “Purple Rain.”

In the “Soundtrack songs that mention the title of the movie BLOW CHUNKS!” group, we have “Goldeneye,” “Spy Hard,” and “Spies Like Us” (download). Bonus points if you can mention another song for a movie with “spy” or “spies” in the title — and the theme song to The Spy Who Loved Me was “Nobody Does it Better,” just FYI.

Obviously this game is ridiculously subjective — but we know you guys have strong opinions on important matters such as these, so let’s hear from you! And Name That Tune will (thankfully) return next week!

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  • David_E
    Christopher Cross, "Arthur's Theme."

    Awesome.
  • Agreed, but I would argue that the actual verse where he mentions Arthur is awful. It's like they all gave up halfway through writing the song.
  • Jerry
    What about a song title that BECAME a movie title, and then was played in the movie? STAND BY ME and GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN come to mind, and I'd put both in the awesome category.

    Kinda feels like a cheat, though. What do you think?
  • Yeah, Jerry, that definitely falls outside "the rules." Although I agree that both songs are awesome.
  • JonCummings
    Will Smith's "Wild Wild West" definitely goes in the "Blow" column....
  • JonCummings
    ...but I don't quite know where to put Michael Jackson's "Ben"...
  • JonCummings
    ..."SHAFT!" Can you dig it?...
  • JonCummings
    ...obviously, I'm just going backwards through a list of #1 hits right now...but I demand that no one argue when I put "To Sir With Love" in the AWESOME column...
  • JonCummings
    ...and this is my last entry, because I'm a very busy man: "A Hard Day's Night," "Help!", "Magical Mystery Tour," and "Let It Be." (Though I'd argue that "Help!" and "Let It Be"--like "Purple Rain"--really shouldn't count, since the films were obviously named after the songs rather than the other way around.
  • Yeah, Jon, I see what you're saying there. I guess what I'm more specifically thinking of -- and this disqualifies "Purple Rain" -- are situations where an artist was specifically writing a song for a movie. But HELL yes to "Shaft" and I'm not sure about "Ben" either. It's a sweet song, but he IS singing it to a rat...
  • Next Popdose game: favorite songs about rats.
  • Jerry
    As does "Men In Black".
  • Zimmy
    I love Eddy Grant's Romancing the Stone
  • skiesdivided
    suck = "friday" by ice cube. seriously? this is the same guy that gave us "dopeman" and "gangsta gangsta?" *gags*
  • Greg Nance
    '80s soundtrack themes are near and dear to my video store clerk heart, so how about 9 to 5, Flash, Never Say Die (Iron Eagle), The Secret of My Success, To Live and Die in L.A., and The Wild Life?
  • "Flash"! How the hell did I forget "Flash"?
  • ozarkmatt
    Well, "Flash" has a suck corollary though. Any theme song that incorporates dialog from the movie - especially the truly crappy dialog - has a high blow chunks factor.
  • Elaine
    I thought of 9 to 5 also. And To Live and Die In L.A. (for me) is too classy for this list, just like Streets of Philadelphia is for Jason. Did anybody mention The Neverending Story yet? My kids play that godawful DDR2 version because it's a Neverending title song loop when they leave the thing running and no one's playing it. I really hate that song.

    Does La Bamba count? How about Ice Castles, seeing as they were stupid enough to parenthetically name it "Whatever it is (Theme from Ice Castles)?" And I think the theme to Blazing Saddles might have been just that
  • Hemisphire
    Does "Streets of Philadelphia" by Bruce count? I like "Ruthless People" by Mick Jagger, but mostly because that makes me think of the Weird Al parody of it, "Toothless People". And I have a soft spot for Cheap Trick's "Up The Creek" (mostly because it was the first and last drive in movie I saw).
  • Huh. Good question. "Streets of Philadelphia" makes sense, although it seems way classier than just about any other song mentioned here.
  • The more accurate pick from "Philadelphia" would be "Philadelphia" by Neil Young, which is indeed a good song.
  • Kudos, Hemisphere, you just made me think of the Weird Al Yankovic song "Toothless People" for the first time since I was oh, perhaps eleven years old.
  • AWESOME!
    Superfly - Curtis Mayfield

    BLOW CHUNKS WITH A CERTAIN UNDEFINABLE CHARM
    Footloose - Kenny Loggins
    Electric Dreams - P.P. Arnold
    Grease - Frankie Valli
    Car Wash - Rose Royce
    Night Shift - Quarterflash

    BLOW CHUNKS!
    Who's That Girl - Madonna
    Absolute Beginners - David Bowie
    Xanadu - Olivia Newton-John
    Beauty and the Beast - Celine Dion/Peabo Bryson
    Stayin' Alive - Frank Stallone

    There's no doubt, Jason. Your wife is definitely has a point.
  • Hemisphire
    I forgot about Xanadu. Sorry, but I love that one (unrepentant ELO fan boy).
  • Stayin' Alive is actually called "Far from Over", and I don't believe he ever mentions the name of the movie. Also I love the song.
  • Oops, minor mp3 tag mishap. Sorry. "Far From Over" it is.
  • Me too. There will be a brief Frank Stallone mention on Popdose next week...
  • Any mention of Frank Stallone anywhere tends to be brief.
  • Where's Norm MacDonald when you need him?
  • With crackwhores.
  • Frank Stallone totally rocks!
  • I can't believe no one's mentioned "Against All Odds" with Phil Collins yet. I wanted to put it on my list, but I thought the list looked a little bit cooler with Mayfield alone on the top.
  • breadalbane
    Here are three songs that kinda suck, because they are well, *well* below the usual standards of the artists involved. However, they are also kinda awesome in a kitschy way:

    "Come Spy With Me" - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
    "Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine" - Diana Ross & The Supremes
    "The Happening" - Diana Ross & The Supremes


    Kitschy but cool:

    - :The Cast and Crew": For the otherwise totally obscure film Skidoo, Harry Nilsson sings every single credit to the film (and yes, he mentions the film's title.) It's by far the most entertaining thing in the film -- certainly way better than hearing Carol Channing warbling the title track.

    - Here's another obscure song from an even more obscure movie: The Corrupt Ones by Dusty Springfield. Never seen the movie, but the song is great: typical mid-60's over-orchestrated pre-Wexler Dusty, but it just doesn't matter because she's just so damn good.


    Really quite appallingly sucky:

    "Fletch, Get Outta Town" - Dan Hartman, from Fletch.
  • MichaelFortes
    "Car Wash" by Rose Royce = awesome
    "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar = awesome
    "Clambake" by Elvis Presley = blow chunks (though I DO like actual clambakes. New England seafood = AWESOME)
  • Hemisphire
    Ooo, I forgot about "Heavy Metal", great song (though not actually metal). And Don Felder's song should count too - "Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)".
  • Cary
    The Goonies R Good Enough – Cyndi Lauper from Goonies
    Teacher Teacher – 38 Special from Teachers
    Back to School – Jude Cole from Back to School
    Snakes on a Plane (Bring It) - Cobra Starship
    Howard the Duck – Lea Thompson from Howard the Duck
    Spaceballs – The Spinners from Spaceballs
    Revenge of The Nerds – Rubinoos from Revenge of The Nerds
    Fame – Irene Cara from Fame
  • I think my wife wins based on "Howard the Duck" alone.

    We discussed "The Goonies R Good Enough" before posting here. It doesn't count because Cyndi Lauper never actually mentions the Goonies in the song.
  • Does the point where the kids shout "GOONIES!" and it goes into echo count? No? Aw shucks.
  • I like "Easy Money" by Billy Joel, in part because it written as part of some strange showbiz pact which also landed Rodney Dangerfield in Joel's entirely unrelated "Tell Her About It" video. Also, I have no real capability to discern between good and bad where Mr. Joel is concerned.

    However, the best title song to a movie has got to be "Rock'n'Roll High School" by the Ramones.

    You're pick of "Spies Like Us" by McCartney is perfect. His "Vanilla Sky" is pretty terrible, too.
  • Cary
    Thought of one more
    Pet Sematery - The Ramones from Pet Sematery
  • Ooh, that's a good one. Let's watch it now:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEOZA2k3Plw

    Does Rock and Roll High School count?
  • Hey... I was there too...
  • Did you see me? I was the one dancing and chanting "HuEY, HuEY, HuEY."
  • The only dude who fits that description who sat near me was a guy with a curly mullet who was carrying a cigar and hitting on my friend and I - which I highly doubt was you (and thank god, 'cause that'd be awwwwwkward!)
  • Incidentally, Jason. I want my mullet wig back.
  • It was a wig? Damn. I was hoping the men of Deadliest Catch really *had* brought the mullet back.
  • J
    Disproves: "New York, New York"

    Proves: "Flash Gordon"

    Corollary rule I've always lived by: Movies that lift their titles from pop songs invariably suck.
  • Jonah
    To add to your corollary theory, movies that lift their titles not just from the name but also from the regular lyrics, of a song also suck. "Feeling Minnesota" is strong evidence supporting this theory (Soundgarden, "Outshined"). Good work.
  • Eric
    Case in point: "The Pompatus of Love"
  • Despite its success on the charts, I always thought that Prince's "Batdance" was awful, awful, awful.
  • Well, the Spider Man theme sucks awesomishly, meaning that it's good, no?
  • skiesdivided
    like, but i'm not sure why: "weird science" by danny elfman/oingo boingo.
  • because it's great!
  • That Pineapple Express theme kinda sucks though... Just sayin'.
  • And I have a soft spot for A-Ha's "The Living Daylights"
  • forwardgirl
    Ones that come to mind, in my order of diminishing awesomeness:
    FM - Steely Dan (a gimme, my binky band)
    Return To Waterloo - Ray Davies
    Nothing In Common - Thompson Twins
    She's Having A Baby - Dave Wakeling

    Hmm. Have to dig these albums (err, cassettes) out, there's some real good stuff on these soundtracks. God, I feel so old. Oooh, and have to track down Love Rules by Don Henley from the Fast Times album...
  • I'm so sad. I love Spies Like Us!
  • And one of the best - was hit in Chartburn right before this - "On Our Own" by Bobby Brown.
  • Nope, doesn't count. He mentions "Ghostbusters" but does not mention "Ghostbusters II."
  • BenW
    I present a Jamaican four pack -

    Jimmy Cliff - "The Harder They Come"
    Eddy Grant - "Romancing the Stone"
    Bunny Wailer - "Rockers"
    Kenneth Milligan - "Shottas"
  • RLB
    If only the Cannonball Run Theme had words!
  • When I saw that there were so many comments, I was sure that someone would have mentioned "Live and Let Die," especially because you mentioned spy songs. It goes in the awesome category.
  • Oops, you did mention it. I agree with you.
  • Ray
    THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY - Love and Kisses
  • JonCummings
    Also, there were "Let's Do It Again" and "Which Way Is Up?"
  • Don't forget "The Blob," as performed by The Five Blobs (including Burt Bacharach). Drive-in perfection. (The Blob is 50 years old next month.)

    QUANTUM OF SILENCE is likely to join ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, OCTOPUSSY, and CASINO ROYALE as that rare Bond that doesn't reference the title.

    Not "spies," but Nancy Sinatra did sing "The Last of the Secret Agents," from the film.

    Old-school, Oscar-nommed or -winning classics (that is, in the ear of the beholder) that do incorporate the title: "Blues in the Night," "Three Coins in the Fountain," "My Foolish Heart," "Love is a Many-Splendored Thing," "Gigi," "Days of Wine and Roses," "Born Free," "Bless the Beasts and Children," "The Way We Were," "You Light Up My Life," "Fame," "Nine to Five," "Endless Love," Neil Young's "Philadelphia," from the film; Springsteen's "Dead Man Walking"; and "That Thing You Do!" There may be others, but in the film, "Love Letters," for example, has no lyrics.
  • "Grease" originated with the 1978 film and not the Broadway musical, though it has become part of subsequent revivals.

    Also from the 80s, "Xanadu" and "Can't Stop The Music"...oh, and do Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees covering "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" in '78 count?

    The film MONA LISA is one big homage to one of the all-time great movie theme songs, one that Oscar got right, from the 1950 film "Captain Carey U.S.A." I wonder how many songwriting teams tried to figure out lyrics for "Captain Carey U.S.A" till someone decided to take the indirect route?
  • Christian Kennedy
    I don't know if they have been mentioned, but I have a soft spot for "The Secret of My Success" by Night Ranger and "The Last Unicorn" by America. Sadly, I too like "Spies Like US."
  • Christian Kennedy
    Does "Dream Warriors" by Dokken (Rockin' with Dokken!) count even though it's only part of the movies title?
  • Good try, but I think the "rules" state that it has to be the fuil title. (Which is hard: Try lyricizing "A Nightmare on Elm Street III.")

    That made me think of "Freddy's Dead"...but you'd still have to get "The FInal Nightmare" in there. Right? (And it's not a song original to the movie, like "Stayin' Alive," the SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER sequel.)

    A terrible title tune I love is "Looker," performed by Sue Saad. "She's a looker/Check it and see/She's got it all, yeah, she's got it made/She's a looker..." (Somewhere, "A pretty face/reflected in a mirror/so perfect in every way" fits in there.)
  • JonCummings
    Nobody's mentioned the title song from one of our favorite movies, Bob--the Pia Zadora classic "The Lonely Lady." Who sang that piece of shee-ite?
  • TomA
    You Light Up My Life.
    I'm sorry to even have to type it.
  • Ah, "The Lonely Lady." Or: "The LONELY LAAAAAAADDDDDYYYY..." A singer lost to history, I'm afraid. (But Ray Liotta's film debut.)
  • I recalled liking "Spies like us", but listening to it there it must be one of the worst things Macca ever did (and that's really saying something). When they asked him to do it they were probably thinking "hey, he managed to do great things with a clunky title like Live and Let Die, he'll have no problem with this one". How wrong they were.

    far and away the worst Bond example is "Die another Day" an awful awful song to accompany a monumentally stupid movie. I'm kind of hoping they try and crowbar the movie title into the next theme, but sadly they probably won't. Instead we'll have to make do with this from Adam and Joe:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMoJRLStD9c
  • GaryB
    How about "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"?
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