Some shit you can’t make up.

TRACK LISTING:
Frosty The Snowman
Silver Bells
Happy Holiday
Merry Christmas Baby
White Christmas
Here Comes Santa Claus
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Let It Snow
Winter Wonderland
Run Rudolph Run
Blue Christmas
Jingle Bell Rock
Christmas Love
Oh Christmas Tree
Silent Night
Auld Lang Syne

Due in stores (really, this is not a joke) Nov. 17th. Do you really want it? Here, go nuts on Amazon. My alternate track listing:

Dancing With My Elf
Snow White Wedding
Sleighdle Of Love
Catch My (Snow) Fall

Let’s hear yours.