Revival House: Twelve Tough Big-Screen Little Girls

Jeff Johnson April 14, 2010 37

With Kick-Ass hitting theaters soon and with all of the brouhaha that’s sure to be discussed about having a 11-year-old girl (Chloë Moretz’s Hit Girl) sprouting all sort of profanity and committing many acts of violence, I felt it’s time I do a list of my favorite onscreen tough young girls. If you’ve come here for an essay of the so-called controversy itself, you won’t find it here, mostly because I don’t give a shit about it (as far as I’m concerned, the more swearing and violence the better). This isn’t the article you’re looking for … move along, move along.

Iris, from Taxi Driver (1976, Jodie Foster). “How do you want to make it?” Foster’s portrayal of an 12-year-old prostitute earned her an Oscar nomination. While Iris might seem more of a victim trying to get away from her pimp (“Sport,” played by Harvey Keitel), it’s how she faces her world that makes her tough. She’s growing up way too fast, yet still shows signs of still being a little girl, like in the diner scene having breakfast with Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro).

Addie Loggins, from Paper Moon (1973, Tatum O’Neal). “I want my two hundred dollars.” The daughter of a prostitute, Addie finds herself traveling during the Great Depression with the man she suspects is her father, Moses Pray (Ryan O’Neal). Along the way she discovers his profession — a con man — and also discovers she’s an excellent accomplice. Tatum O’Neal’s portrayal earned her a Supporting Actress Oscar; at 10 years old she remains the youngest winner of an Academy Award.

Rynn Jacobs, from The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976, Jodie Foster). “Go in that study, Mrs. Hallet, and I tell my father about your son.” Look, folks, if you had just left her alone, she wouldn’t have been forced to put poison in your tea. It’s really that simple.

Claudia, from Interview with the Vampire (1994, Kirsten Dunst). “I promise I’ll get rid of the bodies.” Once turned into a vampire, this little one becomes an out-of-control killing machine who later becomes enraged when she figures out that she will live forever but never grow up — trapped in a little girl’s body for all eternity.

Amanda Whurlitzer, from The Bad News Bears (1976, Tatum O’Neal). “You handled it like shit!” Recruited by Coach Buttermaker (Walter Matthau), it’s Amanda’s role as pitcher that helps turn the tide for the floundering Little League team. What she really wants is father figure Buttermaker back in her life, and is prepared to let him have a piece of her mind when she discovers that he’s just not ready for that.

Juno MacGuff, from Juno (2007, Ellen Page). “I mean, can’t we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?” The freshly knocked-up 16-year-old Juno takes on some very adult situations — and faces them with confidence, intelligence and humor.

Audrey, from Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (1974, Jodie Foster). “So long, suckers!” A shoplifting kleptomaniac and general bad influence on Alice’s son Tommy (Alfred W. Lutter), Audrey is pretty much on her own after her mother takes up prostitution. Her character is nowhere to be found — not even a quirky toned-down “TV-safe” version — in the long-running TV series Alice (1976-1985; which was based on this movie).

Pauline Parker and Juliet Hulme, from Heavenly Creatures (1994, Melanie Lynskey and Kate Winslet). “The next time I write in this diary, Mother will be dead. How odd … yet how pleasing.” This one’s a two-fer, based on the true story of Parker and Hulme, two best friends (aged 14 and 15, respectively) willing to commit murder to avoid being separated. On the other hand, if nobody had tried to separate them, nothing would have gone down. Not that I’m condoning murder or anything.

Leslie Burke, from Bridge to Terabithia (2007, AnnaSophia Robb). “We rule Terabithia and nothing crushes us!” An impressionable 12-year-old girl with a strong imagination, she and best friend Jess Aarons (Josh Hutcherson) form a very special bond, creating from an abandoned treehouse an entire fantasy world that seems to come alive. To say any more and spoil this wonderful film would be a crime.

Kit Kittredge, from Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008, Abigail Breslin). “What you’re holding is the story you’ve been looking for.” Growing up during the Great Depression, with aspirations of becoming a newspaper reporter, it turns out that the resourceful Kit Kittredge is also not bad at solving crime. Make no attempts to scam her friends or family — you will be caught.

Rhoda Penmark, from The Bad Seed (1956, Patty McCormack). “Why should I feel sorry? It was Claude Daigle who got drowned, not me!” The quote (not to mention the title of the movie) says it all. This girl is nothing but bad news, leaving behind a trail of bodies — including one dude burned alive. A character so downright evil, the Hays Code forced the studio to alter the ending of the original novel so she gets her comeuppance instead of going unpunished.

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  • http://twitter.com/michaelparr Michael Parr

    This is an excellent list, I would only add Eli, from Let the Right One In (Lina Leandersson, 2008). Without revealing too much of the plot, it is suffice to say she is one tough little girl.

  • MCd_lyte

    Such a great list. But I would like to add Hayden Christiansen in all the Star Wars movies.

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  • http://www.popdose.com jefito

    Hysterical.

  • http://capableofmore.blogspot.com/ Desmond

    No Natalie Portman from The Professional?

    I would have gone with Ellen Page in Hard Candy rather than Juno.

  • hattersville

    No Natalie in Leon. The List is instantly bogus. 12 year old girl watches her family get murdered. Spends rest of movie learning to be an assassin just to get revenge. Natalie cruches Kit Kitterage in the tough girl deopartment.

  • DriftwoodProse

    Ditto on Natalie Portman in Leon, great movie and I definitely wouldn't want to cross her.

  • Meri

    I'd go with Evan Rachel Woods' character in “Pretty Persuasion” or either Evan or Nikki Reed's characters in “Thirteen” over Kit Kittridge any day.

    I mean, if you include Kit as a “Tough Girl”, then shouldn't Michelle Trachtenberg's “Harriet the Spy” be on this list too?

  • Meri

    or Sue Lyon's portrayal of “Lolita”

  • http://twitter.com/jeffyjohnson Jeff Johnson

    Wow, some of you have commented about leaving off Natalie Portman from The Professional and you're absolutely right. Honestly I didn't even think of her. (Though I do disagree that leaving her off makes this list “instantly bogus.”)

  • http://twitter.com/jeffyjohnson Jeff Johnson

    Wow, some of you have commented about leaving off Natalie Portman from The Professional and you're absolutely right. Honestly I didn't even think of her. (Though I do disagree that leaving her off makes this list “instantly bogus.”)

  • hattersville

    Yeah. “Instantly bogus” may be a bit harsh. I'll recant my statement and go with leaving her off is total madness,

  • http://twitter.com/jeffyjohnson Jeff Johnson

    “Total madness” I will accept.

  • machin3man

    interesting how Jodie Foster is named most on this list. i agree with the 1st poster, Eli should replace Kitt Kittredge(????)

    Since we're on the subject of Jodie Foster. how about Bugsy Malone or Freaky Friday or even Foxes anyone?

    also i think its kinda funny how she also played Addie in the Paper Moon series, which im sure everyones forgotten about

  • jonathanHobbs

    What about Ellen Paige in hard candy, her role was brilliant and vicious!!!

  • Shawn

    I would say this list is incomplete without the addition of Carrie Henn from Aliens. C'mon, little girl with no weapons surviving for more than two weeks with a nest of acid-dripping aliens around?

  • Mike

    rubbish list. Newt from Aliens and Natalie Portman from Leon are the two most obvious choices

  • annieB.C.

    Gogo Yubari from Kill Bill was a vicious little girl. She wasn't a very believable character, but in my opinion, she looked good enough in her costume to rate a mention in the comments. Good list, thanks! I'm dying to see Paper Moon one of these days!

  • http://jellyjules.com Jules

    I immediately thought of 'little girl who lives down the lane'. Thanks for including that. I'm going to have some tea and cookies now.

  • http://www.popdose.com DwDunphy

    Leon, maybe. Newt? I'm sorry, as much as I love Aliens (and I do,) she mostly hid, screamed, fell and got wrapped up in Xenomorph Saran Wrap. Great movie, but she's hardly an ass-kicker in it.

  • http://www.sofastithertz.com Eric

    Can't you update your post and add Natalie Portman to the list, we can't have this list on the internet for all of history to read without Natalie Portman being on it. “Due to reader response I have elected to add Natalie Portman in The Professional” or something to that nature!

  • Geoff

    I can't believe that Natalie Portman didn't make this list for The Professional

  • helawrence

    I can't believe Mathilda wan't mentioned from Leon: The Professional!

  • http://twitter.com/partiallypro Josh Fields

    Really? No Natalie Portman in The Professional? I'm with the other comments, that instantly makes this list bogus…

  • TheDude

    **SPOILER**

    The only problem with your recommendation is that Eli is NOT a girl. “She” is really a castrated young boy.

  • Gigi

    What about Lolita? Of course, the Kubrick one!

  • Jordan

    Well, I was gonna say Natalie Portman in Leon but I see everyone else already hit that one…

  • Jazz

    What about Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter films? She's very tough and most importantly, she's intelligent.

  • Jazz

    I agree. She was tough in Hard Candy. Juno is just funny.

  • Jazz

    Oh and I have to add, it's blasphemy that Natalie Portman is not on this list. She was so bada*s in the professional.

  • Kent

    Where is the Excorcist? Linda Blair was never the same after that role. She was by far the creepiest child ever.

  • justletmetwit

    How in the world does Juno distract from Hayley Stark? Ofelia? Jeliza-Rose? Esther?

  • justletmetwit

    How in the world does Juno distract from Hayley Stark? Ofelia? Jeliza-Rose? Esther?

  • justletmetwit

    How in the world does Juno distract from Hayley Stark? Ofelia? Jeliza-Rose? Esther?

  • justletmetwit

    How in the world does Juno distract from Hayley Stark? Ofelia? Jeliza-Rose? Esther?

  • justletmetwit

    Oh, Precious!

  • Rose

    Call me a paranormal buff, but I was sure Drew Barrymore from Firestarter would make it. It's the last movie of hers that I like, but it certainly left me wary of blonde angelic-looking children.

  • pookie

    How about the kids in Village of the Damned?