Song for the Soundtrack of Your Date Tonight
When the world is running down, you make the best of what’s still around. And that’s your date tonight, friend. If you feel like you’re being shelled and mortared, take cover behind the sweet shield of love. Hold your honey tight. It’s a tough world, your love shouldn’t be. Right E?
Song for the Soundtrack of Your No Date Tonight
Dippin’ back into that cookie jar for yet another sweet indulgence landed you on the La-Z-Boy tonight. Polyamory needs consent from all parties and your love fest fell short of all the votes needed. Time to rethink your position. Perhaps you’ve tried too many positions. Ain’t that true, Bamboos?