Song for the Soundtrack of Your Date (No Date) Tonight

Song for the Soundtrack of Your Date Tonight

Monogamy. It’s hard to imagine succeeding in it and yet people do. If your date tonight has a permanent punch in your dance card, take a bow, and plant a big one on your baby. Your +1 ”love type” is listed as an endangered species. That’s both’a rarity and a ray of hope for the rest of us fools who believe in love.

Song for the Soundtrack of Your No Date Tonight

Down went the guard. Shock went your heart. A dateless, heartbroken Friday night signals a chance taken and a chance blasted outta the sky like a clay pigeon. Set the timer and lick your wounds until the buzzer goes off. Plenty o’ fish in the sea. Get your tackle box in order. Play us out, James.