Song for the Soundtrack of Your Date Tonight
Sometimes you gotta just roll with what you’re feelin’. And sometimes that something you’re feelin’ is a little this, little that, and a little somethin’ somethin’. Cut to the chase. Dial ‘em up. Lay it on the line. Dates come in all forms. Feel out your form tonight. Fill in your form tonight? Hmm. Listen to Bo. He knows.
Song for the Soundtrack of Your No Date Tonight
Home on the couch with a third degree burn to your ego. Apply a little ointment and take solace in the emptiness, for if that space was filled with the hotness-to-end-all-hotness, it could get monotonous. At least that’s what they say. You folded your cards and let the dealer win. Remember, you can always get a fresh hand. And you will. However many hands it takes…