Song-Off Jr.: Metaphorical Pie

Á¢€Å“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmmm, boy.Á¢€ – Jack Handey

Motley Crue – “Slice of Your Pie”

Frank Black – “Pie in the Sky”

Death Lurks – “Happiness Pie”

Patti Smith – “Gone Pie”

Captain Beefheart – “Hair Pie”

Don McLean – “American Pie”

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Last week a late surge by Fats Domino pushed him out in front of a crowded field, as “Blueberry Hill” proved to be the most popular pie filling, followed by cherries and peaches.Á‚  Join us again next week, as we keep up with current events by posting a pair of Songs About Someone Named Mary By Bands That Are Named After Medieval Torture Devices.