Song-Off Jr.: Metaphorical Pie

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“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmmm, boy.” – Jack Handey

Motley Crue – “Slice of Your Pie”

Frank Black – “Pie in the Sky”

Death Lurks – “Happiness Pie”

Patti Smith – “Gone Pie”

Captain Beefheart – “Hair Pie”

Don McLean – “American Pie”

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Last week a late surge by Fats Domino pushed him out in front of a crowded field, as “Blueberry Hill” proved to be the most popular pie filling, followed by cherries and peaches.  Join us again next week, as we keep up with current events by posting a pair of Songs About Someone Named Mary By Bands That Are Named After Medieval Torture Devices.

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  • Boo! Death Lurks kicks Don McLean's ass any day of the week!
  • RoyBatty
    Shame Iron Maiden never wrote a song about Someone named Mary that I can remember. Oh well. Maybe you'll surprise me next week!
  • True, they never *wrote* a song about someone named Mary...
  • Hi,

    I won't bother beating about the bush, i'm writing to ask you to have a listen to my band Grass House, we are admirers of your blog (Beefheart etc). We're just trying to get our music heard, i wont bore you with any more spiel.
    Any feedback is greatly appreciated.

    Thank you.

    myspace.com/grasshouseuk
  • As an indie artist myself, let me give you a small piece of advice - trying to make this sort of contact never works. It reflects badly on your work. Trust me; I tried that tack myself and I know firsthand about it.

    However, if you contact me and send me your tracks and a small bio, I'd be glad to give a listen and if the stuff is good, I'd be more than happy to write it up for the site. Deal?
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