Song-Off Jr.: Morrissey’s Rhetorical Questions

Written by Music, Song-Off

If you’re so funny, then why are you on your own tonight?  And if you’re so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?  If you’re so very entertaining, then why are you on your own tonight?  If you’re so very good-looking, why do you sleep alone tonight? — Morrissey

The Smiths – “What Difference Does it Make?”

The Smiths – “How Soon is Now?”

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Last time, The Dead Milkmen’s “Punk Rock Girl” absolutely stomped the hell out of Bad Manners’ “Skinhead Girl,” taking home the hearts of 81% of the voters.  Join us again next week as we dig some quarters out from underneath the couch cushions and do a few loads of laundry.