Meeting an ex-crush is an odd thing. I think Vrab is right: high school wasn't the best of times for many folks. Years ago, I spoke to an old crush (from junior high and high school) on the phone, and during the course of the conversation I kept thinking “What the hell did I see in her?”

My wife has met one of my high school crushes — very definitely not looking like trailer trash but philosophically and politically in a much different place. The song association I had with her was the Police's “Can't Stand Losing You” because her brother, like the brother Sting mentions, was freakishly tall.

Meeting an ex-crush is an odd thing. I think Vrab is right: high school wasn't the best of times for many folks. Years ago, I spoke to an old crush (from junior high and high school) on the phone, and during the course of the conversation I kept thinking “What the hell did I see in her?”

Meeting an ex-crush is an odd thing. I think Vrab is right: high school wasn't the best of times for many folks. Years ago, I spoke to an old crush (from junior high and high school) on the phone, and during the course of the conversation I kept thinking “What the hell did I see in her?”

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deli meat is in a roll that is then sliced for your order. The deli meat is in a “casing”.

The casing is sometimes some edible rubbery stuff. Anywayz, one day after eating some

fresh deli meats, I had an upset stomach. I went to take a crap and noticed something

ticklish in my butthole. I pulled on it with my two fingers. Basically, it was like

pulling a ribbon out of my ass. The deli casing was undigested by my gut. It was like a

paper string covered with feces. Hope you like this posting!Note – The cheapest option is

shaving your head with an actual net saving due to no expense for shampoos, conditioners,

combs, brushes, or hair stylist. Of course, with this option you get no hair. Note: My Feet

smell like rotting garbage in the summertime. Also, after intercourse, we throw each

other’s underwear at each other in reward for a job well done. In college, there was a

girl known as the “Shitter”. During anal intercourse, she shat all over the sheets. It

was a mix of b.m. and blood. Apparently, during anal penetration she bled. That’s how AIDS

gets transmitted, so I’m told. A variety of shit comes out of different assholes. I get

boners for men. Waxmen. Waxwings. Earwig. Only For The Weak. We shoulda supported Pearl

Jam when we had the chance. Run into the darkness screaming. From the warped mind of me.

Diabetes Now! Do I have a lack of afro like people say?The Compleat Eater.These are

distorted ramblings for my screamo play.pity pot. Piss Bottle Man. I like the Screamo music

genre- it speaks to me. Lebsbian Club Foot. Derf Scratch. Count me among the few who think

gay life ought to include many choices for our relationships and friendships. From the

privilege of being an adult male, going to a bar for a beer and a dick in the backroom or

toilet, to web sites, to marriage, and everything in between, myriad choices should be on

the gay lifestyle menu. Hags with sagging tits covered with breast cancer lumps. This is a

work in progress. Enjoy! I’m a Human Rights adovacate. That’s opposed to Animal Rights.

Bean Curd Bathroom Surgery…PLUS TAX, TOLLS & TIP!!! Toad stool. These are obsessional

thoughts usually involving feces and homosexuality. Milk Lizard No Money. Neutral Milk

Hotel. No more chicken! I’ll have the homosexuality with the mental illness topping- d’ya

want chronic anxiety with that? Just some more Toilet Talk. Crippled pilgrims suck. Ankle

injuries and other pains in my body. If Man is 5 and the Devil is 6; then- God is 7.Take up

your tiny burden. Cue burn. A Wizard, A True Star. Have you seen Mary Beth Hamburger from

the city of Buffalo, New York? Tell Her I miss her. Hearts Of Black Science. I like

smelling my feet.sorry. couldn’t help myself! These distorted ramblings are brought to you by the Joke Exchange. Pen Pals & More. Rush $1.00 & a S.A.S.E. to Easy, Box 252, Dept. 10, Eureka, California 90010.