Welcome to Suburban Metal Dad, Popdose’s new webcomic. It’s running daily, Monday through Friday, for the next three weeks, through Christmas/Sol Invictus/What-Have-You.

Each edition of SMD features Sort-Of Soundtrack, an optional metal song that plays in a new window. Click HERE for some gnarly Christmage

Suburban Metal Dad no. 117, “Holiday Extravaganza, Day 11 (of 15): The Christmas Crap.” By D.X. Ferris. Click here to learn more about the author and the strip.

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How was your Christmas crap? Did you have a holiday miracle, before or after you pooped? Discuss in the comments section.