Welcome to Suburban Metal Dad, Popdose’s new webcomic. It runs every Monday and Friday.

Each edition of SMD features Sort-Of Soundtrack, an optional metal song that plays in a new window. Click HERE for a rad chicken jam.

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Do your kids only get hurt when you’re busy? What kind of idle threats do you use to keep them in line?  Tell us in the comments section!