Welcome to Suburban Metal Dad, Popdose’s resident webcomic. It runs every Monday and Friday.

Each edition of SMD features Sort-Of Soundtrack, an optional metal song that plays in a new window. Click here for a bitchen cover. And click HERE for a link to a downloadable, rad mix of underground thrash.

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What should the amusement park signs really tell you? Tell us in the comments section!