Comments on: Sugar Water: When Chickens and Pigs and Foxes Who Are Married to Tigers Attack

By: sini

sini — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:40:34 +0000

That would be the doped up chickenshit?

By: sini

sini — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:40:34 +0000

That would be the doped up chickenshit?

By: rwcass

rwcass — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:38:59 +0000

Are you referring to Rush Limbaugh's radio show?

By: rwcass

rwcass — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:36:33 +0000

Never be afraid to share. We're all here to help. Any open sores you'd like to discuss?

By: sini

sini — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:40:52 +0000

That's a whole lot of pig shit.

By: DwDunphy

DwDunphy — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:07:11 +0000

This is totally TMI, but I swore to tell the truth: I've been constipated for the better part of the week and that bacon log description has just caused me a terrible pain in the side. It's like the stuff trapped inside me is afraid I'm actually going to eat one and crush them all to death in there.

Or it's just gas.

Definitely maybe gas.

By: rwcass

rwcass — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:03:46 +0000

Oh, the humanity!

Then again, you're the Minister of Fast Food and Entertainment in Bootleg City, so I assume you know what you're doing with all that bacon and sausage. But you'll rue the day you cross a 'roo, Matt.

By: ozarkmatt

ozarkmatt — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:43:05 +0000

You know, we make up three or four bacon explosions for football tailgating at every game. You would be surprised what kind of variants we have added to the mix over the years. Those things are freakin' AWESOME.

Robert, send those kangaroos my way. I have a 55 gallon smoker and a semi-legal sauce that can make a fine halftime snack out of one of those uppity creatures.