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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Total Eclipse of the Nog
Turn around, bright eyes -- Bonnie Tyler is here with a Mellowmas tune that has Jason scratching his head and Jeff holding out for a burst eardrum
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Klymaxx, “Meeting in the Ladies Room”
Powder your noses, ladies -- CAPTAIN VIDEO! is back with a new transmission from the 1980th Dimension
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Bad Company, “Shake It Up”
CAPTAIN VIDEO! returns from the 1980th dimension with another relic from the MTV vaults -- and a startling discovery about Nick Nolte
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Survivor, “I Can’t Hold Back”
They may have had the Eye of the Tiger, but the men of Survivor were no match for the potent hallucinogenics that produced this video
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Kenny Loggins, “I’m Free (Heaven Help the Man)”
CAPTAIN VIDEO! returns with a sad look back at the time Kenny Loggins broke out of jail and got into a fight with a pack of the least threatening teen hooligans you've ever seen
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Peter Cetera, “The Glory of Love”
Looking for a man who will fight for your honor? A man who will be the one you've been dreaming of? Captain Video! reminds you to be careful what you wish for
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Lionel Richie, “Dancing on the Ceiling”
Greetings, Videots! Apologies from all of us here on the deck of the VIDEO! Cruiser — we realize it’s been far too long since we sent a transmission back from the 1980th Dimension. Not
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Loverboy, “Notorious”
Greetings, Videots! Time gets a little funny out here in the 1980th Dimension, but it feels like it’s been awhile since we turned on the projector and marveled at what once passed for entertainment,
Read More »CAPTAIN VIDEO!: LeRoux, “Carrie’s Gone”
Greetings, Videots! Due to unforeseen circumstances, Scraps had to bail out on this week’s Name That Tune, so we’ll be taking a special trip to the 1980th dimension instead. Buckle up! As you all
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