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Sugar Water: Adieu, “Water” Lou

Robert Cass November 13, 2009 8

A nation mourned Wednesday night, as CNN’s Lou Dobbs, an outspoken critic of illegal immigration, announced his retirement from the network. Though it’s still unclear which nation is in mourning, experts have conclusively ruled

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Bootleg City: James Brown, 11/27/87

Robert Cass November 6, 2009 6

We did it! More specifically and much less modestly, I did it — I won Tuesday’s election! My victory even got some coverage from Associated Press national political writer Liz Sidoti, who wrote, “A

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Sugar Water: Celebrity Soapbox!

Robert Cass August 24, 2008 8

Bad news — my girlfriend, Aimiee, and I are still on that steamship we boarded in China two weeks ago. You know the phrase “slow boat to China”? Well, it turns out the boats

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