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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: The Drummer Boy So Dope
In which Justin Bieber raps about homelessness, and Busta Rhymes works off his gambling debts
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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Wonderful Dollytoe Time
In which this washed-up group of ding dongs lures Dolly Parton into the studio for Mellowmas misery
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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: A Shot in the Arne Benoni
This man would like to sing to you about his Ding-A-Ling
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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Mellowmas of ’69
On the eighth day of Mellowmas, we got our first real six-string
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The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: The Singing Turtleneck
After six years, Jeff and Jason finally listen to an Anne Murray Christmas song
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