By the cold light of Mellowmas morn, Fred Schneider returns to make us all sick. So very, very sick.
Jeff Giles and Jason Hare
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Just in time for Mellowmas Eve, Wing has given us the world’s first song about Santa and a helicopter. Wait, what?
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¡Hola, amigos y amigas! Charo ees here to help all you fine mamacitas find Thanta Claw!
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Turn around, bright eyes — Bonnie Tyler is here with a Mellowmas tune that has Jason scratching his head and Jeff holding out for a burst eardrum.
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In which two of Toto’s many former lead singers wish you a very merry Mellowmas — or a maudlin, senselessly overblown one, whichever comes first.
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Armed with a drum loop and enough Viagra to kill a horse, the O’Jays have returned to sex you up for Mellowmas.
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In today’s post, Jeff and Jason uncover long-suppressed memories of cold British seascapes and synthy dread.
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Just in time for Mariah Carey’s new Christmas special, here’s a peek inside her latest holiday music cash-in.
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Amy Keys looks like a nice enough person…but beneath that friendly smile lurks a heart of pure, sax-wielding evil.
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Would you believe that a self-referencing Wang Chung giveaway could end up being one of the year’s best Mellowmas songs? Neither could Jeff and Jason.
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Just in case your holidays weren’t bland enough, Train and Coca-Cola have joined forces to “shake” them “up.”
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We don’t agree with Willie Nelson’s decision to cut a Christmas duet with Jessica Simpson…but we understand.
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On the eighth day of Mellowmas, Laura from General Hospital recorded a holiday album and we are totally not making this up.
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Yesterday, Jeff promised not to send Jason any more versions of “Last Christmas” for a year. Yesterday, Jeff lied.
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Like the grumpy warrior-poet Don Henley once rasped, “these times are so uncertain.” In this era of crumbling infrastructure, awful manners, and Sarah Palin, it’s hard to know what we…
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