Tag: Jeff Giles and Jason Hare

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The Twenty-Fifth Day of Mellowmas: Oh God, So Terribly Inappropriatemas

By the cold light of Mellowmas morn, Fred Schneider returns to make us all sick. So very, very sick....

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The Twenty-Fourth Day of Mellowmas: Wingmas On a Helicopter

Just in time for Mellowmas Eve, Wing has given us the world's first song about Santa and a helicopter. Wait, what?...

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The Twenty-Third Day of Mellowmas: Cuchi Cuchimas

¡Hola, amigos y amigas! Charo ees here to help all you fine mamacitas find Thanta Claw!...

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The Twenty-Second Day of Mellowmas: Total Eclipse of the Nog

Turn around, bright eyes -- Bonnie Tyler is here with a Mellowmas tune that has Jason scratching his head and Jeff holding out for a burst...

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The Twenty-First Day of Mellowmas: Double Ex-Totomas

In which two of Toto's many former lead singers wish you a very merry Mellowmas -- or a maudlin, senselessly overblown one, whichever comes...

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The Twentieth Day of Mellowmas: O’Jaysmas: The Sequel

Armed with a drum loop and enough Viagra to kill a horse, the O'Jays have returned to sex you up for Mellowmas....

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The Fourteenth Day of Mellowmas: Androgymas

In today's post, Jeff and Jason uncover long-suppressed memories of cold British seascapes and synthy dread....

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The Thirteenth Day of Mellowmas: Happy Melismas II You

Just in time for Mariah Carey's new Christmas special, here's a peek inside her latest holiday music cash-in....

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The Twelfth Day of Mellowmas: Why We Don’t Like Ted

Amy Keys looks like a nice enough person...but beneath that friendly smile lurks a heart of pure, sax-wielding evil....

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The Eleventh Day of Mellowmas: Wangmas (Chungmas?)

Would you believe that a self-referencing Wang Chung giveaway could end up being one of the year's best Mellowmas songs? Neither could Jeff...

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The Tenth Day of Mellowmas: Selloutmas

Just in case your holidays weren't bland enough, Train and Coca-Cola have joined forces to "shake" them "up."...

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The Ninth Day of Mellowmas: Creepymas

We don't agree with Willie Nelson's decision to cut a Christmas duet with Jessica Simpson...but we understand....

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The Eighth Day of Mellowmas: Francis Familymas

On the eighth day of Mellowmas, Laura from General Hospital recorded a holiday album and we are totally not making this up....

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The Seventh Day of Mellowmas: The Last Christmas Massacre of 2010

Yesterday, Jeff promised not to send Jason any more versions of "Last Christmas" for a year. Yesterday, Jeff lied....

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‘Twas the Day Before the First Day of Mellowmas

Like the grumpy warrior-poet Don Henley once rasped, “these times are so uncertain.” In this era of crumbling infrastructure,...