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CD Review: Human Nature, “Reach Out”

“In the style of the boy-band vocal bands of the time, Human Nature became Australia’s most successful pop group of the ’90s and beyond,” according to their Allmusic.com biography, “outselling their international contemporaries Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, and Boyzone.”

Up until a few weeks ago, I’d never heard of these guys. Then again, what I don’t know could fill a warehouse.

And after listening to Reach Out (Sony/RED), I could swear that the vocal group’s introduction to American audiences will be filling warehouses for months to come, but Human Nature are multiplatinum artists Down Under — they transitioned from boys to men in the past decade by ditching dance-pop and embracing, well, dance-pop from an earlier era. In 2005 they released Reach Out: The Motown Album, followed by Dancing in the Street: The Songs of Motown II in ‘06, and by the time of 2007’s Get Ready, they were enlisting guest appearances by the Temptations, the Supremes’ Mary Wilson, and Smokey Robinson, who’s “presenting” their current “Ultimate Celebration of Motown” stage show at the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas. The back cover of the Reach Out CD booklet even advertises the show, which I have to assume, based on the contents of the album, is the main event.

The American version of Reach Out takes songs from all three of Human Nature’s Motown albums and erases any telltale copyright dates from the liner notes. In other words, “it’s new to you!” And if you’ve never heard the originals that are being covered by the Aussie quartet (brothers Michael and Andrew Tierney, Toby Allen, and Phil Burton, all of whom have been singing together since high school in the ’80s, when Motown nostalgia was first becoming a booming business), you might think the melodies are pretty catchy, with a good beat you can dance to. In other words, if you’re under ten years old, this is a serviceable introduction to Motown, but if you’re in double digits, Reach Out comes across as professional karaoke — the only acknowledgment of any Fauxtown backing band is “the gifted musicians who helped create this record.” Might one of those musicians be named Mac, and is it possible another one goes by the initials “PC”? (Allmusic.com does in fact list the musicians who worked on the three Australian releases, but their instruments still sound canned either way.)

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I call him GAMBLOR! (Part 1)

simpsons nerds computersTwo years ago, after being introduced to the computer program MATLAB at work, I conceived the brilliant plan of writing a computer program to pick the winners of football games against the spread. Armed with a semester’s worth of statistics expertise and a powerful processor, I was confident that I could beat the odds. It seemed so simple to outsmart all those silly rubes making bad bets based on their “gut instincts.” What fools! A clever fellow like me could harness the power of a “little magic box” and elevate myself to the financial status of a king.

My original theory was that Vegas set the point spreads for each game based on public perception – that they were angling to have about 50% of the money on each side. I figured that I could use the statistics from previous games to determine what the “true” spread should be, and it would be an easy way to pick winners. I entered five seasons’ worth of data by hand – point spreads, rushing yardage, turnovers, etc. – and set the computer loose to choose its own algorithm based on what would have worked best the previous several weeks. Based on a large-scale simulation, I thought its odds of working would be pretty good.  Unfortunately, all the program really did was pick underdogs – the bigger the better. And in a season where favorites beat out underdogs 127-116 (including a Patriots squad that covered increasingly outlandish spreads the first eight weeks in a row), it turned into a pretty expensive lesson of what happens when you “overfit the curve.” (more…)

Exit Music (For a Film): “Ocean’s Eleven”

Conceptually, counting cards is incredibly simple.  Take a deck of cards.  With a full deck, the count is zero.  Deal the cards out one by one.  Each time you see a card numbered 2 through 6, add one to the count.  Each time you see an ace, a face card, or a ten, subtract one from the count.  That’s it.  You’re done.  You’ve learned the basic high-low counting system, a system that mathematician Edward O. Thorpe developed and proved by winning huge money during a single weekend.

On the technical side, the hardest part of counting cards exists in playing with perfect strategy.  There are essentially 250 situations that can occur while playing blackjack, and you need to know how to play your cards in each of them.  Memorizing 250 different responses might sound intimidating, but it’s no harder than memorizing the multiplication tables, and you managed to accomplish that before you were nine years old.

Put these two basic techniques together, and you’ve got an edge on the casino.  All you need to do is increase the amount of your bet when the count is positive, and over the long haul you’ll win money.  Of course, any dealer worth the meager wages the casinos begrudge them can count cards as easily as you – so with a basic high-low system, what you’re doing is completely transparent.

The Film: Ocean’s Eleven

The Song: “69 Police”

The Artist: David Holmes

I saw Ocean’s Eleven (2001) at a special screening in Mission Valley for Qualcomm employees and their friends.  I had a roommate who was working on their digital cinema collaboration with Texas Instruments.  The film was a fun bit of fluff, obviously as enjoyable for the actors to produce as it was for us to watch.  The engineers at Qualcomm were deservedly proud of their work, which was absent of lint, spots, jitter or cigarette burns.  It was a fun evening – the Qualcomm folks were still enjoying the tail end of the giddy stock price heights of the 2000 dot-com bubble, and I was on the tail end of my own experience at pilfering money from a Las Vegas casino. (more…)